Having Sex and Digging Nose
Son: Dad, why do girls feel so great when they are having sex?
Dad: It’s just like digging nose. Do you feel great when you are digging your nose?
Son: Then why guys always show that they are very uncomfortable when having sex?
Dad: Of course lah, when you are digging nose, it is your nose that feels great, not you finger.
Son: Then why do girls feel so bad when they were raped?
Dad: Son, do you feel good if one day when you are walking on the street, suddenly comes 1 person digging your nose directly? Would you feel great or bad?
Son: Why do girls not having sex when they are having menses?
Dad: Do you still dig your nose if your nose is bleeding?
Son: IC. Then why guys don’t like to use condoms?
Dad: Son, do you put on gloves when you dig your nose?
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heys Phua Chu Kang said this to Aloysius in one of the many episodes i think =)