Dawn Yang vs XiaXue = Najib vs Anwar?
There is a reason why I follow KennySia’s blog. He is fuxking creative! He writes funny post. And he latest post, Ten Reasons Why Najib vs Anwar Is Like Dawn Yang vs Xiaxue, proves it again!
Taken from KennySia:
| Xiaxue Vs Dawn Yang | Anwar Vs Najib |
|---|---|
| Xiaxue and Dawn Yang are two big time bloggers in Singapore. | Anwar and Najib are two big time politicians, both of whom are deputy prime ministers predicted to become Malaysia’s future Prime Minister. |
| Dawn Yang has a hate site, authored by Dawn Wayang. | Najib also has a hate site, authored by Raja Petra. |
| Xiaxue accused Dawn Yang of plastic surgery. | Anwar accused Najib of playing a role in the Altantuya murder case. |
| Dawn Yang vehemothly denied allegations of plastic surgery. | Najib vehemothly denied having ever met Altantuya. |
| Xiaxue insists on calling Dawn Yang a liar. | Anwar insists on calling Najib a liar. |
| Dawn Yang used her manager Noel to make Xiaxue shut up. | Najib used Saiful (or more accurately, Saiful’s ass) to make Anwar shut up. |
| Xiaxue refused to shut up. | Anwar refused to shut up. |
| Instead, Xiaxue used the increased publicity to introduce to everyone… Mr R! | Instead, Anwar used the increased publicity to introduce to everyone… Mr Balasubramaniam! |
| It was then that an explosive bombshell was dropped. | It was then that an explosive bombshell was dropped. |
| Shock! Horror! Dawn Yang went to Bali on Valentine’s Day with Mr R! | Shock! Horror! Our deputy prime minister likes anal sex! |
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July 11th, 2008 at 1:58 am
SEX AND THE C4
Sodomy is a useful word
recently said and heard,
in Malaysian homes and offices
it’s all about famous orifices.
What is going on, you wonder
when Bala steals the thunder,
finger pointing the magic word
to the delight of a horny herd
Organs united, names forgotten?
VIPs are really rotten
Saifool he knows and did not know
doubts about Aminah begin to grow
of whose loose lips he was afraid
but liked her other end instead;
of course he knew it wasn’t right
but it felt so good and tight!
You could not hump like Greeks
the Hindenburg’s fat cheeks;
what her hubby found so succulent
was making Rosmah trucculent.
And so she thought, the time was due
for a nice Mongolian barbecue.
Enter the analyst, not so anal,
who found the girl too banal;
fearing supernatural harm
from her juicy feminine charm,
he hired Bala straightaway
to keep the honeytrap at bay
but private dicks were of no match
for Aminah’s superlative snatch
and now that Najib had had his fill,
he would not share the till;
right after the submarine deal,
Aminah’s fate he would seal.
Now Rosmah had one idea
on how to kenakan dia
“Let’s bomb the bombshell,
let’s send her to hell.”
Thus perished the hapless beauty
after translation and booty duty;
now Rosmah’s ass was happy
until one blogger got yappy;
this Hindenburg nearly caught fire
yet to sue she has no desire.
But Najib’s part in this murder
will travel much further;
despite his media actions
and one or two retractions,
some questions will remain
a big part of his bane–
how did Altantuya really die?
and why did he have to lie?
Did he pay off Bala savvily,
or threaten to C4 his family?
What acts could be more despised?
With his money, we’re not surprised;
after all, he’s such a bully beast,
to him and him alone, at least,
magic words that cannot apply–
are useful for making rivals die.