Guess What Horny Malaysian Guys Put Onto Their Manhood?
Aug 31, 2008 Around the Word, Funny News, Malaysia, Stupid Stuffs
Use your imagination, what would a man put onto his manhood? According to reports from The Star Online, 1 man from Taman Sri Skudai, JB used a NUT to ELONGATE his penis, then found himself stuck because he got an ERECTION! He was sent to hospital but the doctors couldn’t do much and Fire and Rescue Department was called for help. How could firemen help? Welding? Chainsaw?
JOHOR BARU: A welder who tried to elongate his penis with a nut found himself in a pickle when the nut got stuck after he had an erection.
The victim, from Taman Sri Skudai, had apparently been trying to increase the length of his penis ahead of his engagement next week when disaster struck.
And guess what? This is the 2nd case in a week! The 1st one, the guy from KL admitted to hospital, with a STEEL RING on his manhood.
On Aug 25, firemen were summoned to the University Malaya Medical Centre in Kuala Lumpur to cut a steel ring from a patient’s penis after numerous attempts by doctors failed to dislodge it. It is believed the patient, in his 20s, had slipped the ring onto his penis to increase his sexual prowess.
What the fuxk man? These guys got brain or not? I think they read too much about THIS kind of article.
PAP Will Hate This Report
Aug 31, 2008 Gossips, Science, Singapore
Singapore PAP government just announced a series of scheme to encourage Singaporeans to have more kids. Lots of carrots to be frank. But, I think they never read this report from British Medical Journal. It is actually suggesting people to have SMALLER FAMILY, reduce human populations, to save the earn.
Population growth and climate change
Tags: British Medical Journal, PAP, Singapore
11 Months Old Baby Weights 61 Pounds!
Aug 30, 2008 Around the Word, Funny News
Look at the photo, the baby is so big! He is 11 months old and he weights 61 pounds. According to the mummy, Milena Orosco de Agudelo, the baby has got thyroid malfunction.
Eleven-month-old Colombian baby is the weight of an eight-year-old
Tags: Columbia, Milena Orosco de Agudelo, thyroid malfunction
Britain’s Oldest Bartender
Aug 30, 2008 Around the Word, Funny News
Jim Christou is 100 years old. He started working as bartender 20 years ago, and he is still working as bartender now.
Britain’s oldest bartender still working aged 100
Tags: bartender, Britain, Jim Christou
This Cow Is Stuck……
Aug 30, 2008 Around the Word, Funny News
Ah Cow, told you already, don’t be so naughty. You see now, stuck there, how?
Fancy A Naked Painter?
Aug 28, 2008 Around the Word, Funny News
Definitely, this is not gonna happen in Singapore/Malaysia.
Nick Male has become one of Britain’s first naturist decorators after looking for ‘an angle’ to boost his business.
And it looks to have worked, with the unencumbered tradesman fully booked well into the autumn.
‘I work more now than when I left my clothes on and I’ve had to turn people down,’ said the 37-year-old Lincolnshire nudist, who advertises on naturist websites and eBay.
Nude decorator beats competition pants down
Nude Male’s cheeky way to earn a living
Out of curiosity, I did a search of ‘The Naked Painter” in Google. True enough, I found a few of Nick Male’s advertising sites, and his own site.
The Naked Painter - This is his homepage. Please be aware that there maybe NSFW photos in the site. This is his self introduction:
I offer a professional naturist painting service with over 17 years experience. I am a keen naturist and enjoy working as such, when possible. As a small business, I am able to provide all of my customers with a friendly and personalised service. All work is carried out to your specifications and complete satisfaction. With a high level of competence, you can be assured of a professional job.
*Interior and exterior work undertaken
*High quality workmanship
*Domestic and commercial
*Nationwide service
*Honest and reliable service
*Customised interior and exterior design
*Fully insured
*Free quotes and advice
*Oh yes - and a clothed service if you wantNick Male
Nick Male on NUFF (Naturist UK fact file)
Nick Male on MySpace
Nick Male’s advertisement on eBay
I find this guy creative. What do you think?
Tags: eBay, MySpace, naked, Nick Male, nude, The Naked Painter
