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China Made Penis And Nipple Spreads Found Contaminated By Melamine

Oct 21, 2008 Funny News, Stupid Stuffs, Terrible Stuffs

A few China made “body spread” products, sold in sex shops, have been ordered by The British Food Standards Agency (FSA) to be removed from shelves because they have been found to be tainted with melamine. Terrible terrible terrible! Now even sex-pleasure-enhancing food also kena!

Chocolate-flavored body “spreads” sold in British sex shops are said to be tainted with the same poisonous chemical blamed for the deadly Chinese milk crisis, Reuters reported Monday.

The British Food Standards Agency (FSA) said the industrial chemical melamine has been found in Chinese-made “I Love You” sets, sold at Ann Summers sex shops.

The chemical was found in chocolate and strawberry “body pens” and chocolate-flavored body spreads.

“This is a first. We’ve never had to put out an alert before on ‘willy spread’ — chocolate-flavored or otherwise,” the FSA said on its Web site.

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