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Fake C.Ronaldo Gets Free Sex


Jaime Wright gets a job for impersonating Manchester United’s star player Christiano Ronaldo. And he gets free sex as well.

Maybe Alex Ferguson should hire him then try selling him to Real Madrid, since it is not the 1st time Real Madrid falls for such trick!

Crafty Jaime Wright regularly scores with girls - by pretending to be soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo.

It’s not too difficult because dark-haired Jaime, 21, is a professional lookalike of the 23-year-old Manchester United ace.

Jaime said: “I was in a club in Manchester and these three girls just came up and said ‘You are Ronaldo’. I didn’t say that I was and I didn’t say that I wasn’t. We went back to a hotel and had a great night.

“I tell them they are very beautiful in Portuguese and I sometimes put the accent on as well. But often girls don’t really think about it as they are so convinced I’m him by the way I look. When they ask me questions as if I am Ronaldo it is always easy things like ‘When did you come to Manchester?’ or ‘Were you there when David Beckham was there?’ “They also tell me what they want to do to me sexually.

“Some of the girls haven’t realised I am not the real deal until the next morning.

“I just say to them, ‘I’ve got something to tell you’. Luckily they always find it funny.”

WE BEDDED THE WRONG RON

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