Couple Have Sex Outside Windsor Castle
They must have loved Queen Elizabeth so much that they want to “perform” for the queen.
A RANDY couple were nicked as they had a steamy sex session — on the Queen’s front lawn.
Crowds of astonished tourists watched as the drunken pair stripped and got down and dirty on a private grass bank at Windsor Castle, where Her Majesty was in residence.
They kept at it for 20 minutes before armed Royal Protection Squad officers stepped in to take down their particulars.
The pair romped in daylight beneath the castle’s Garter Tower, in full view of hotels, pubs and shops over the road. Some onlookers cheered them on while others shouted “disgusting” and called cops.
Several Japanese tourists FILMED the session, giving running commentaries to their instant “blue” videos.
And last night the couple — described by police as respectable people with respectable jobs — were said to be “mortified” by their actions.
Witness Sue Cook, 24, said: “I expect when the woman woke up the next morning she died of shame. She’s a porn star now.”
Subsequently, the identities of the couple are exposed.
THESE are the brazen bonkers who had sex on the Queen’s front lawn at Windsor Castle.
Posh blonde Joy Taylor, 35, and balding romeo Phil Carden, 30, are both high-flyers in business. The pair were seen laughing on the steps of Joy’s West London flat.
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