German Blasts Off Own Penis
What an idiot he is.
A WANNABE gangster blew his own manhood to smithereens when his gun accidentally went off in his pocket.
Dim-witted Lukas Neuhardt, 27, forgot to put the safety catch on when he stuffed the weapon into his trousers to impress pals in Saarbruecken, Germany.
He told paramedics that a masked mugger had blasted him in the crotch during a bungled robbery.
But police found a HOLE in his statement when they saw the gunshot had miraculously left his trousers intact.
A police source said: “Instead there was a charred hole in his pocket so either it was the shot of the century or he did it himself.”
Now – after surgeons stitched his manhood back together – he’s facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany’s tough new anti gun laws.