I Accidentally Poo While Having Sex
A classic example of “fuck the shit” out of someone……
I am somewhat lactose intolerant, but I had some ice cream with my bf while we were out. When we came back we had sex and he was on top of me and we were going really fast and he was putting pressure on my bowels. I was already getting a funny feeling while we were going back to his flat… long story short he thrust so hard that I accidentally emptied my bowels… a bit. It wasn’t much but now I want to die.
He was disgusted and I just put my clothes on and ran out. I can’t face him now. We haven’t spoken since. What do I do? Sensible answers please .

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Well first of all i would like to compliment your bravory to ask others for advice. Well i do not know how long you know your boyfriend and what your relationship was before the accident. But if he loves you and came to his senses, because what happened is pretty scary. He will call you if this is the case.
But what i advice you is to contact him first and not with a textmessage or call or what so ever. But go by his house personally for a man something like this as cheating is for women. We place women on a statue and pretend like pretty girls don’t poo. Good luck with it
Bartje,
Thanks for your reply.
there’s nothing to get embarrassed with that, its absolutely normal. the first thing your bf should do is to give you the feeling of security and trust on him, that whatever you do or have done while you two are on your intimate moment, you could do whatever you wanted and he should never feel disgusted nor laugh. that’s one way of giving self confidence to your mate, and if he failed to do that, he is totally non-sense man. he doesn’t know how to give value to a lady or value to a more mature relationship.
angelesdm,
i know, but that’s not me.