Mike Died After Marathon Sex Session!
Poor Mike, R.I.P.
A male sea lion on has died of exhaustion after a marathon mating session at an zoo in Germany.
The mammal, named Mike who was originally from California, was already a father of 12.
He passed away yesterday after an extended session with the females at the park in Nuremberg proved too much for his heart.
Mike – described as ‘good-natured’ by the zoo – had mated repeatedly with females Farah, Tiffy and Soda.
The park said in a statement that the 550lb mammal began showing tiredness around midday: ‘Mike could no longer get out of the pool and was brought ashore by staff.
‘The extremely weakened animal was treated by a vet but died from acute heart failure around 3:30 pm.

I lol-ed at this. i’m sorry mike.
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