Miss Universe 2009 National Costume Epic FAIL

These are some of participants of Miss Universe 2009 in their “national costume” which I think, kind of FAIL……

Miss Universe 2009
Cinthia D’Ottone, Miss Uruguay 2009. Beside the hat, I can’t figure out the difference between this and a bikini. Probably she can’t swim in her national costume.

Miss Universe 2009
Jingyao Wang, Miss China 2009. Does it look like a knife on top of her head? I wonder from which dynasty the designer got inspired……

Miss Universe 2009
Kristen Dalton, Miss USA 2009. I rate Race Queens from Japan higher…… and please get the helmet off!

Miss Universe 2009
Nari , Miss Korea 2009. It is a lovely dress, for pregnant women……

Miss Universe 2009
Emiri Miyasaka, Miss Japan 2009. Porn star return, at least she is not showing her panties this time round.

Miss Universe 2009
Martina Lee, Miss Germany 2009. What the hell is that at her back? It is national costume, not National Geography costume……

Miss Universe 2009
Dominique Peltier, Miss Bolivia 2009. Can she walk without her hands holding onto that thing on her head?

Miss Universe 2009
Karen Schwarz, Miss Peru 2009. From far, I thought I saw an big owl……

Miss Universe 2009
Angenie Simon, Miss Curacao 2009. Batman Return take 1, but I need your hands slightly higher.

Miss Universe 2009
Elham Wagdi, Miss Egypt 2009. Batman Return take 2. Yes you got the poss better than Angenie.

Miss Universe 2009
Jewel Selver, Miss Turks & Caicos 2009. Batman Return take 3. Perfect!

Miss Universe 2009
Diana Donnelly, Miss Ireland 2009. Batman Return take 4. Emm, sorry, Bikini Woman (with hat) take 2.

Miss Universe 2009
Chutima Durongdej, Miss Thailand 2009. I don’t appreciate the neck……

Miss Universe 2009
Joannabelle NG, Miss Malaysia 2009. The costume is OK, but makeup FAIL……

Miss Universe 2009
Rachel Kum, Miss Singapore 2009. This is not FAIL. It may even give many of local Getai performers fresh ideas on what to wear on stage in this coming Hungry Ghost Festival, lunar 7th month.

To see all the 84 participants of Miss Universe in their national costumes, please visit Global Beauties.

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6 Comments

  1. Ben says:

    LOL this entry’s funny!

  2. admin says:

    Ben,
    glad that you like it.

  3. ANNA MARIA says:

    MS. GERMANY WOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ON YOUR BACK!!!!:)

  4. ANNA MARIA says:

    MS. GERON YOUR BACK!!!!:)

  5. ANNA MARIA says:

    ;: oww! Ben, how are u?

  6. admin says:

    anna,
    And…..?

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