World’s Worst Jobs
This is funny. Flatus odor judge sounds real bad to me!
If you enjoyed this post, make sure you subscribe to my RSS feed!1. Porno theater janitor is the worst job on the list. The main responsibility of the porno theater janitor is to take his mop and rag and wide up after each show is finished. Unlike a traditional theater, it’s safe to assume that sticky substance under the chair is something other than Coca-Cola Classic!
2. Guard duty at Buckingham Palace is regarded as one of the worst jobs in the British Army. Besides the fact that they have to stand for hours, no laughing allowed, they also have to look their best.
3. Animal masturbator. Researchers who want animal sperm -to study fertility or for artificial insemination-have a suite of attractive options: They can ram an electric probe up an animal’s rectum, shove an artificial vagina onto the animal’s penis, or simply do it the old-fashioned way-manual stimulation.
4. Brazilian mosquito researcher. Scientists fighting malaria must study the biting habits of the mosquito that spreads it. In Brazil, that’s the Anopheles Darlingi, which doesn’t fall for the light or wind traps researchers use in Africa: this smart little sucker will come near scientists only when they offer themselves as bait.
5. Portable toilet cleaner. This job is a sort of combination of garbage collector and gastroenterologist, and arguably more disgusting than both put together. Although most people in polite society methodically avoid situations where they need to use a portable toilet, modern outhouses can be lifesavers.
6. Flatus odor judge. Odor judges are common in the research labs of mouthwash companies, where the halitosis-inflicted blow great gusts of breath in their faces to test product efficacy. But Minneapolis gastroenterologist Michael Levitt recently took the job to another level-or, rather, to the other end. Levitt paid two brave souls to indulge repeatedly in the odors of other people’s farts.
7. Cat food quality controller. British man Jon Hanson had what he describes as the worst job in his entire life: quality control on cat food. His task involved several test as he describes.
8. Road kill remover. Pretty self-explanatory. Roadkill collectors not only have the job of peeling the remains of dead creatures in decay off the road in various states, they also get to do it while braving oncoming traffic.
9. Safari monkey chaser. Marin from Canada was hired to work in a safari zoo. He had to be caged-in in a car and drive around from one reserve to the next. Monkeys always climb on top of the car and usually enjoy a free ride for a while. At the exit of the monkey reserve is a zoo worker equipped with a stick. His duty is to prevent monkeys from leaving the reserve on a car. Imagine chasing monkeys in the glowing sun for eight hours.
