Test For Dementia
Oct 26, 2008 Fun
I got this through forwarded mail. Answers will be provided later.
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can’t take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?
Let’s find out just how clever you really are.
Ready? GO!!! (scroll down, but don’t look at the answers)First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don’t take as much time as you took for the first question.Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are…?
You’re not very good at this! Are you?
Third Question:
Very tricky maths coming up! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10.
What is the total?Fourth Question:
Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?Okay, now the bonus round:
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one’s teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
Tags: dementia
Letter To Gwen, The Primary School Teacher Who Loves Micro Bikini
Oct 25, 2008 Fun, Funny News, Gossips
Hi Gwen,
First of all, I am sorry to know that you are possibly in trouble and MOE is investigating your incident. I am even sorry to have found out the whole incident too much too late that you have already taken down your blog, Friendster account, ect. Yes, I feel ashamed that I still haven’t seen those photos of you in micro bikini.
To me, there is nothing wrong for you to post your sexy photos online. I know that you love your body and you want to share with your friends and whoever admires you as well. Those are not nude, or pornography. But, it is just too bad that you happen to be a primary school teacher. Oops, to be exact, a primary teacher in this country, the country where prostitution is legal but touting of prostitution is not, where illegal prostitutes from PRC, Thai and Indonesian flood the alleys of Geylang but the government struggling to increase new babies born, where oral sex alone is illegal but is allowed in foreplay, where the authority treats teachers like multitasking machines while parents think teachers are customer service and childcare centre, where people driving big Mercedez would que up for free food freebies from charity organizations, where the reporters have nothing much to cover locally but to lurk around forums, blogs spying for juicy incidents, and quoting blogger’s words without putting source.
If anything that you have done is wrong, it is that you should not have let the world know that you are a teacher. Double standards is everywhere. When a movie actress, celebrity appears in sexy clothes showing “half ball”, “longkang”, people cheer and clap for her, reporters portrait her as sexy goddess. When a teacher appears in bikini, posts her sexy photos online, everybody wants to be moral police, asking why she never set a good role model for her students, and reporters take her as topic of gossips. You see, it is just bad luck. Bad luck that someone who is short of gossips that day “baotoh” you.
Gwen, take it as a lesson learnt and move on. If Tammy and Sun Tan can get over their mistakes, what’s yours? Worst case, set up another blog and say “It is an honest mistake. It has already happened, what to do? Let’s move on.”, then case closed.
By the way, I like the way you calm yourself down in front of your students. It shows that you are someone with manner, who don’t anyhow say the F word in front of people.
Last bu not least, can I have a copy of the photos of you in micro bikini?
Thanks and take care.
Yours sincerely,
Jialat
Tags: ahlian photo, bikini, bikini photos, blog, Friendster, Geylang, Gwen, Sexy, Sun Tan, Tammy, teacher
Levi’s Gives You $50 For Your Old Jeans
I saw this on yesterday’s newspaper: (Click to enlarge)
Shall I bring my old jean there and buy a new one? I have a pair of Levi’s jean which cost me around $70. The cutting is kind of loose, and I don’t really like it a lot.
Think I shall pop by the Levi’s shop nearby my home to take a look. If I see something that I like, I don’t mind buying $50 cheaper.
