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I Was Stupid

Jail time, humiliation of holding a “I was stupid” sign, which one would you choose? To me, it is rather obvious……
Man sentenced to stupidity

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Dead Woman Eaten By Own Cats

The woman just loves her cats so much that, she dedicated even her body to them…
Dead woman is eaten by her cats

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Let’s Learn Judo From Putin

Mr Vladimir Putin, Russia’s former president, has published a DVD to teach people Judo.
One of Putin’s favorite sports is the martial art of judo. Putin began training in sambo (a martial art that originated in the Soviet Union) at the age of 14, before switching to judo, which he continues to practice today. Putin won [...]

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Robin Hood 702, The Modern Days Robin Hood

Someone, nicked himself Robin Hood 702, has announced his plan of helping a family, through gambling in Las Vegas.
Qouted from RobinHood702.com:
Are you buried in bills? About to lose your home? On the brink of financial ruin? If so, this could be your big break. “Robin Hood 702″, a self-made man and expert Blackjack player wants [...]

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Mother And Daughter Tag-Team Selling Sex

Who are interested? They advertised on Craiglist, spotted by police, got caught.
Young and Smith, plus Young’s boyfriend, David Riley, 29, who also lived in the house, were arrested by police yesterday after an undercover cop, posing as a john, entered their basement lair. Cops were tipped off by complaints about the nuisance house and began [...]

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The Condoms For The Goats

The guys in Kenya are going to put on condoms for their goats, to stop them from breeding.
Goat ‘condoms’ save Kenyan herds
No Kidding: Goat Condom Keeps Herds Chaste

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One Man, Seven Wives, British Version Of 韦小宝

For those who don’t know who 韦小宝 is,
Wei Xiaobao (traditional Chinese: 韋小寶; simplified Chinese: 韦小宝; pinyin: Wéi Xiǎobǎo) is the main character in Jinyong’s last novel The Deer and the Cauldron (鹿鼎記).
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And, Wei Xiao Bao had 7 wives.
I am curious to know how this British man, Philip Sharp, is going to satisfy all his wives?
One [...]

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Obama Lost!

Ooops, not the Obama in US……
Brazilian electoral law allows candidates to put any name on the ballot as long as it isn’t offensive. Some used the name Bin Laden, and others resorted to French soccer player Zinedine Zidane. No one was known to use the name of McCain, the Republican presidential candidate.
“The name Obama definitely [...]

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SPH Reporter Doesn’t Know How To Read Graph?

Something I read from EDMW looks interesting (click to enlarge):

Oct 8, 2008
Car owners drove less last year
LTA annual report shows traffic on expressways eased, cars achieved better mileage
By Christopher Tan
RISING fuel prices helped put the brakes on driving in Singapore last year, new Government data suggests.
The average car owner covered 20,840km last year, about [...]

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The Horny Police Officer

So, the 999 hotline is actually his “sexline”……
A police officer is facing jail after he admitting having sex with a woman he first met after attending a 999 call.
PC Gary Bayldon, 48, met up with Donna Cacutt for love making sessions while he was on duty and supposed to be working late shifts.
Kingston Crown Court [...]

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