Tourism? It’s Just National Prostitution!
Oct 28, 2008 Funny News, Gossips
This is what Prince Philip, Queen Elizabeth’s husband said during their trip to Slovenia. I guess, in his mind, South East Asia countries like Singapore, Malaysia and Thailand must have been prostituting themselves for a long long time. And these prostitutes love the PRC!
Prince Philip has branded tourism ‘national prostitution’ in his latest unfortunate gaffe.
He made the shocking comment to a professor during his State visit with the Queen to Slovenia last week.
Dr Maja Uran revealed that the 87-year-old Duke told her: ‘Tourism is just national prostitution.’
He went on: ‘We don’t need any more tourists. They ruin cities.’
Tourism? It’s just national prostitution, says Prince Philip
Prince Philip in ‘tourism is prostitution’ outburst
Tags: Britain, Prince Philip, prostitute, prostitution, tourism
2 Brothers Share 1 Wife
Oct 27, 2008 Funny News, Life
They do this to prevent their tiny little piece of family land from being split. It is called fraternal polyandry.
Both aged in their forties, the two brothers have lived together nearly their whole lives. They are poor and share just about everything: Their home, their work and a wife.
They practice what is known as fraternal polyandry — where the brothers of one family marry the same woman. Why? Tradition and economics.
In this difficult terrain there isn’t enough land to go around. So, instead of finding separate wives and splitting up their inherited property, the brothers marry the same woman and keep their land together.
One thing they agreed on was the need to have children; They have three. So how does a married trio deal with sex?
“We make shifts, change shifts and sleep on alternate days. We have to make shifts otherwise it won’t work,” Kundan says.
TV footage from CNN, catch it before it is taken off:
Brothers share wife to secure family land
Tags: CNN, fraternal polyandry, India, share wife
Lamborghini For Italian Police
Oct 27, 2008 Funny News
Anyone fancy posh, luxury sports car like Lamborghini but can’t afford one? Your next best option is to join Italian police force……
Italian police unveiled the latest weapon in their war on speeding motorists yesterday – a muscular, blue and white Lamborghini capable of travelling at 200 miles per hour.
The new Gallardo, which boasts a 560-horsepower engine, will prowl Italy’s autostradas in search of the country’s notoriously lead-footed drivers.
The custom made sports car is equipped with a specially designed mini fridge, which will be used to transport organs and plasma to help save the lives of traffic accident victims. It also comes with a defibrillator for use in emergencies.
Italian police to use 200mph Lamborghini
Tags: Italy, Lamborghini, police
Letter To Gwen, The Primary School Teacher Who Loves Micro Bikini
Oct 25, 2008 Fun, Funny News, Gossips
Hi Gwen,
First of all, I am sorry to know that you are possibly in trouble and MOE is investigating your incident. I am even sorry to have found out the whole incident too much too late that you have already taken down your blog, Friendster account, ect. Yes, I feel ashamed that I still haven’t seen those photos of you in micro bikini.
To me, there is nothing wrong for you to post your sexy photos online. I know that you love your body and you want to share with your friends and whoever admires you as well. Those are not nude, or pornography. But, it is just too bad that you happen to be a primary school teacher. Oops, to be exact, a primary teacher in this country, the country where prostitution is legal but touting of prostitution is not, where illegal prostitutes from PRC, Thai and Indonesian flood the alleys of Geylang but the government struggling to increase new babies born, where oral sex alone is illegal but is allowed in foreplay, where the authority treats teachers like multitasking machines while parents think teachers are customer service and childcare centre, where people driving big Mercedez would que up for free food freebies from charity organizations, where the reporters have nothing much to cover locally but to lurk around forums, blogs spying for juicy incidents, and quoting blogger’s words without putting source.
If anything that you have done is wrong, it is that you should not have let the world know that you are a teacher. Double standards is everywhere. When a movie actress, celebrity appears in sexy clothes showing “half ball”, “longkang”, people cheer and clap for her, reporters portrait her as sexy goddess. When a teacher appears in bikini, posts her sexy photos online, everybody wants to be moral police, asking why she never set a good role model for her students, and reporters take her as topic of gossips. You see, it is just bad luck. Bad luck that someone who is short of gossips that day “baotoh” you.
Gwen, take it as a lesson learnt and move on. If Tammy and Sun Tan can get over their mistakes, what’s yours? Worst case, set up another blog and say “It is an honest mistake. It has already happened, what to do? Let’s move on.”, then case closed.
By the way, I like the way you calm yourself down in front of your students. It shows that you are someone with manner, who don’t anyhow say the F word in front of people.
Last bu not least, can I have a copy of the photos of you in micro bikini?
Thanks and take care.
Yours sincerely,
Jialat
Tags: ahlian photo, bikini, bikini photos, blog, Friendster, Geylang, Gwen, Sexy, Sun Tan, Tammy, teacher
Faulty Toilet Seat Caused 6 Injuries
Oct 24, 2008 Funny News, Terrible Stuffs
Even the toilet seat is not safe nowadays…
The MHRA said six people had fallen off the toilet because the seat slipped, with injuries including bumps to the head, bruising and back injury.
One woman died following one of the incidents, although it was not clear to what extent the fall had contributed to her death, the MHRA said.
One dead, six injured after faulty toilet seat falls
Tags: toilet
Fake C.Ronaldo Gets Free Sex
Oct 22, 2008 Celebrities, Funny News
Jaime Wright gets a job for impersonating Manchester United’s star player Christiano Ronaldo. And he gets free sex as well.
Maybe Alex Ferguson should hire him then try selling him to Real Madrid, since it is not the 1st time Real Madrid falls for such trick!
Crafty Jaime Wright regularly scores with girls - by pretending to be soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo.
It’s not too difficult because dark-haired Jaime, 21, is a professional lookalike of the 23-year-old Manchester United ace.
Jaime said: “I was in a club in Manchester and these three girls just came up and said ‘You are Ronaldo’. I didn’t say that I was and I didn’t say that I wasn’t. We went back to a hotel and had a great night.
“I tell them they are very beautiful in Portuguese and I sometimes put the accent on as well. But often girls don’t really think about it as they are so convinced I’m him by the way I look. When they ask me questions as if I am Ronaldo it is always easy things like ‘When did you come to Manchester?’ or ‘Were you there when David Beckham was there?’ “They also tell me what they want to do to me sexually.
“Some of the girls haven’t realised I am not the real deal until the next morning.
“I just say to them, ‘I’ve got something to tell you’. Luckily they always find it funny.”
Tags: Alex Ferguson, Christiano Ronaldo, Manchester United, sex, Soccer
