Malaysia Needs Definition Of Child Porn
Oct 30, 2008 Funny News, Malaysia
Let me help them! Child Porn, so easy.
Tags: child porn, Malaysia
Small Chest? Sorry You Can’t Ride A Bike
Oct 30, 2008 Funny News
Vietnam’s Ministry of Health is proposing that people with chest measure less than 28 inches be banned from riding a bike. The person who came out with this idea must be man.
Ooops, I forgot that small chest =/= flat chest!
Vietnam might ban small-chested from driving
Vietnam might ban small-chested from driving
Vietnam to ban small-chested drivers
Tags: bike, small chest, Vietnam
Letter To Agnes Lin, The Girl Who Has Never Runs Out Of Cash
Oct 29, 2008 Funny News, Singapore, Stupid Stuffs
Hi Agnes,
Too bad, I have always been running out of cash, so actually I don’t have much to tell you. I wish you luck, and I wish your family and future spouse TONNES and TONNES of LUCK!
And I really have to thank you for showing me how fortunate I am to have known the meaning of being INDEPENDENT since 18 and how wonderful my current girlfriend is.
Thanks.
Yours sincerely,
Jialat
To that “silly” friend: the silliest thing that you have ever done in your life time must be having to befriend with the girl who was interviewed by SPH reporter Nur Dianah Suhaimi
Mum & Dad will provide
For 20-year-old undergraduate Agnes Lin, the recession could just be academic.
The Nanyang Technological University first-year student has never been in need: She carries a $2,000 Louis Vuitton handbag to school and uses only Shiseido cosmetic and skincare products.
She carries around the latest mobile phone and goes on overseas vacations with her friends where she would bust $1,000 on shopping alone.
Twice monthly, she shops at her favourite stores - Topshop, Zara and Forever21.
Mum, a private tutor, and Dad, a businessman selling polythene bags, pay for her expenses.
Miss Lin is aware that Singapore faces a recession but the news does not bother her.
She said: ‘I think it is okay for me to maintain my current lifestyle. I may be spending a little bit more than my friends but I don’t think I’m overspending.’
At the moment, she has her eyes on the latest mobile phone in the market, the HTC Touch Pro, which costs about $700.
Although her mother has said ‘no’ to her buying yet another mobile phone, Ms Lin has an inkling she will still get it.
‘I think my mum will still buy it for me. My birthday is coming up!’ she said with a giggle. She confessed that since young, she has never run out of cash. Her parents give her money whenever she asks.
Since she was 16, her monthly pocket money has been $500.
She has an older brother, also an undergraduate. The family live in a four-room flat in Marine Parade.
She thinks a friend of hers, who is left with $20 to last until the end of the month, is silly to consider taking up a part-time job to earn some extra cash.
‘I don’t understand why she cannot just ask her parents for money,’ sighed Miss Lin.
She will enter the working world only after three years but she is already planning ahead.
With her first pay packet, she will buy a $4,000 Chanel bag. ‘After that, I will probably get more bags and watches,’ she added.
Tags: Agnes Lin, cash, Life, Money, NTU, Nur Dianah Suhaimi, Singapore, SPH
Women Who Are Addicted To Sex
Oct 28, 2008 Funny News, Gossips
Sex addiction is not just for man. This is an interesting article from Times Online on sex addiction among women.
Any time I met a guy who didn’t respond to me sexually, it would make me determined to have him,” confesses Valerie, 35, a human-resources manager in the City. “It became a challenge, a game, regardless of whether he was married or with someone. The lowest point came when I tried to seduce my best friend’s fiancé. I couldn’t bear the fact that, when they were together, he wouldn’t so much as look at me. It was an itch I had to scratch.”
Experts say the number of sex addicts is rising — and, contrary to popular opinion, they are not all men. “In America, 30% of people coming in for treatment for sex addiction are female,” says Don Serratt, director of Life Works, which offers sex-addiction treatment in the UK. In this country, few women present themselves as sex addicts, but that doesn’t mean the problem is less prevalent. “They’ll come for help with alcoholism, drug addiction or depression and, in the course of treatment, the sex addiction, the root cause of the other addictions, will be uncovered,” Serratt says.
Sex addiction: not just for men
Read also:
HOOKED ON SEX, SHE TELLS TALES - this is on a book published by Susan Cheever, the title is Desire: Where Sex Meets Addiction.
Tags: sex addiction, Susan Cheever
Wife Blames Google For Husband’s Affair
Oct 28, 2008 Funny News, Stupid Stuffs
The husband went on a business trip, met a girl on board a flight. They had sex on the flight. The husband then left just leaving her his name and occupation, no contact number at all. But the girl was able to get in touch with him later on, just by making a search in Google. And the affair went on……
This is actually a dairy of a wife.
He left the plane having told the woman only his first name and what he did. No mobile number or e-mail address. He hadn’t envisaged the encounter being any more than what it was. Two weeks later a letter arrived in his office from her with her number. Which he rang. So began an infatuated and obsessive affair that lasted several months and bloody nearly broke us before she was cast into the ether.
But I also blame Google. In the days before Google, sex with a stranger on a plane could have gone no farther. A mere first name and an occupation would not have been enough even for the most determined Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction, unless she had the wit secretly to follow the cab from the airport.
World Fattest Man Gets Married
Oct 28, 2008 Funny News
Truely the Big FAT Mexican Wedding……
Manuel Uribe was named the ‘World’s Fattest Man’ by the Guinness Book of Records in 2007 for his weight of 590kg. Though he has slimmed down a lot, he still weighs 230kg now. Mr Uribe wedded his girlfriend, Claudia Solis, in his home town of Monterrey, Mexico, on a bed towed by truck……
The former car parts dealer was transported to the wedding on his specially-reinforced four-poster bed, draped with cream and gold and adorned in bright sunflowers, on the back of a truck.
World’s fattest man Manuel Uribe weds girlfriend
Tags: Claudia Solis, Manuel Uribe, Mexico, world fattest man
