Wife Blames Google For Husband’s Affair
Oct 28, 2008 Funny News, Stupid Stuffs
The husband went on a business trip, met a girl on board a flight. They had sex on the flight. The husband then left just leaving her his name and occupation, no contact number at all. But the girl was able to get in touch with him later on, just by making a search in Google. And the affair went on……
This is actually a dairy of a wife.
He left the plane having told the woman only his first name and what he did. No mobile number or e-mail address. He hadn’t envisaged the encounter being any more than what it was. Two weeks later a letter arrived in his office from her with her number. Which he rang. So began an infatuated and obsessive affair that lasted several months and bloody nearly broke us before she was cast into the ether.
But I also blame Google. In the days before Google, sex with a stranger on a plane could have gone no farther. A mere first name and an occupation would not have been enough even for the most determined Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction, unless she had the wit secretly to follow the cab from the airport.
Priority Seats Are Reserved For People Having Erection Problem
Oct 23, 2008 Fun, Stupid Stuffs
This is very funny:
Legends:
Top Left - “Standing corner is reserved for fat & Ice cream lover that are busy licking”
Top Right - “Standing corner for mothers that sling their baby like a backpack”
Bottom Left - “Reserve for passenger having popcorn”
Bottom Right - ” Reserve for passenger having erecting problems”
Original photo:
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Tags: funny, MRT, priority seats
Nude Photos Threat, Malaysian Girl Stupid Or Singaporean Man Smart?
Oct 23, 2008 Gossips, Malaysia, Scandals, Singapore, Stupid Stuffs
People can basically do anything online nowadays. Don’t be too naive please. The guy is kind of smart to target woman who is away in another country. Can I say that he is basically safe he doesn’t enter Malaysia again? Anyway, he is definitely smarter than THIS GUY.
Tags: blackmail, Malaysia, nude photos, Singapore
Is This Photoshop-ed?
Oct 23, 2008 Singapore, Stupid Stuffs
Saw this from STOMP:
Is it work of photoshop? But true enough, at least the rider put on his helmet……
China Made Penis And Nipple Spreads Found Contaminated By Melamine
Oct 21, 2008 Funny News, Stupid Stuffs, Terrible Stuffs
A few China made “body spread” products, sold in sex shops, have been ordered by The British Food Standards Agency (FSA) to be removed from shelves because they have been found to be tainted with melamine. Terrible terrible terrible! Now even sex-pleasure-enhancing food also kena!
Chocolate-flavored body “spreads” sold in British sex shops are said to be tainted with the same poisonous chemical blamed for the deadly Chinese milk crisis, Reuters reported Monday.
The British Food Standards Agency (FSA) said the industrial chemical melamine has been found in Chinese-made “I Love You” sets, sold at Ann Summers sex shops.
The chemical was found in chocolate and strawberry “body pens” and chocolate-flavored body spreads.
“This is a first. We’ve never had to put out an alert before on ‘willy spread’ — chocolate-flavored or otherwise,” the FSA said on its Web site.
Poisonous Chemical Linked to Deadly Chinese Milk Crisis Found in Edible Sex ‘Spreads’
Sex shop body spreads tainted with China melamine
Killer chemical in sex toy food
Poison ‘in sex choccy’
Chocolate sex spread taken off shelves over chemical fears
Tags: Ann Summers sex shop, body spreads, British Food Standards Agency, chemical, chocolate, FSA, I Love You, melamine, nipple spread, penis spread, sex shop, sex toy, strawberry, UK
