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Ultimate Job In Ireland

admin — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 01:21:18 +0000

This is really a very offer.

We are looking for the right person (and their partner) to research and test out the most romantic and ultimate wedding and honeymoon destinations all over the world and then report back with their verdict (on the place, not the partner!) to their boss, 4,000 miles away.

The Role:

* Involves 6 months of travel
* Remuneration: €20,000.
* Travel and accommodation for you and your significant other to accompany you on this ‘horrendous’ assignment.

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Jack Neo’s Got A Lot To Learn From Stephen C.W. Chan (陳志雲)

admin — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 13:17:51 +0000

Stephen Chan’s press conference is just classic. He is seriously a master of talking. Jack Neo’s got a lot to learn.

If you don’t know what happened in Hong Kong, take a look:
Top TVB host Chan arrested in graft probe
Popular Hong Kong TV Host Arrested

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Man Attacks Female Police Officer With Penis

admin — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 13:09:37 +0000

He is brave.

Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.

Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined £600.

The court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember committing the offence at his home in Aberdeen.

Police were called to his home by his girlfriend, who had complained about him being drunk last November.

They arrived to find the self-employed engineer sitting on the sofa wearing a pair of underpants.

Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: “The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck.”

Defence solicitor John Hardie said: “He was sitting on the couch drunk with his pants on.

“He can’t remember anything but accepts that if that’s what the police say then that’s what happened.

“He has never been so drunk before that day and accepts he has to take full responsibility. He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed.”

His not guilty plea to committing a breach of the peace by uttering offensive and sexual remarks was accepted by the Crown.

Sheriff Annella Cowan was told that the Lithuanian had now quit binge drinking because of the incident.

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UK Department Stores Start Selling K Cup Bra

admin — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:24:24 +0000

Yes, abcdefghijK, K cup! It may cover the whole of your head I guess.

The department store made the move in response to the increasing number of women who have very large busts.

A K-cup bra has a circumference of over four foot, with each cup spanning one and a half foot.

Sales of D to G cup brassieres have soared by 50 per cent since 2005, which translates as one in every four purchases, according to the up-market store.

Ten years ago, the most popular bra size in the UK was a 34B, now it’s a 36D.

However, some scientists don’t think that British breasts are getting bigger because women are getting heavier.

Researchers at the University of Portsmouth studied 300 UK ladies over four years and discovered an increase in the size of the average bosom, regardless of weight.

However, Selfridge’s Buying Manager for Lingerie, Helen Attwood, thinks demand for bigger bras is down to women getting heavier, but adds that breast size “can even change depending on the time of the month”.

Either way, it looks like Selfridges cup will runneth over when it comes to sales of big bras.

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Model Sues Film Maker For Her Sexy Photo Being Used In Film As Masturbatory Prop

admin — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 02:39:00 +0000

I will be angry as well……

Former model Irina Krupnik filed a $10 million defamation lawsuit against NBC Universal Thursday after a decade-old modeling photo of her was used in the movie “Couples Retreat.” The swimsuit photo was used by actor Jon Favreau in a solitary sex scene.

It was used as a “prop for an overweight, unhappily married male character to masturbate while his wife is in the washroom,” and the “ongoing, unauthorized and defamatory use of her likeness in a derogatory and humiliating context” has caused Krupnik personal and professional distress, according to the lawsuit, which was filed in a New York court.

Krupnik is now a successful makeup artist at the John Barrett Salon in New York City.

Although Krupnik signed a contract granting full rights of the photo to a stock image company, “she did not contemplate, intend, or consent to the use of her photograph or likeness in a quasi-pornographic context,” according to the lawsuit.

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The Great Cambridge Sex Survey

admin — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 02:31:39 +0000

The result:

Our results show that Cambridge is 86.5% heterosexual, 7.0% homosexual, 7.4% bisexual, and 0.1% statistical error (you know who you are…).

An amazing 20% of you are getting it on the daily, whilst a further 41% of you never go a week without giving your mattresses a solid session of impact testing.

Spare a thought, however, for the full 12% of us who “never” have sex, and perhaps attempt to avoid that unusual 7% who only put the basilisk back into the Chamber of Secrets ‘annually’, in what one can only presume is some kind of birthday treat or pagan love festival.

Almost half of us claim never to have one-night stands, whilst on the other end of the scale an enthusiastic 3.3% have mono-nocturnal sessions of bipedalism “every week”. In between the poles of what one can only assume are the C.U. and Girton girls who can’t afford a taxi home, a solid 28% of us have one-night stands at least once-a-term and over half of us admit to at least one a year.

In what I reckon to be the most shocking set of statistics in the whole survey, an impressive (I mean, immoral) 46% of Cambridge students have had special mummy-daddy cuddles with 2 or more different partners in a week, almost a fifth of us have gone one better and had 3 or more partners, and an energetic 3 and a bit per cent sub-sextion of lotharios and lotharihoes claim to have had 5 or more partners.

Indeed, this insatiable appetite for ‘inserting the euphemism’ is apparently a greater desire than our yearning for good grades, with 76% of us preferring first class sex to a first class essay, begging the question of why the fuck we didn’t all just apply to Leeds or Essex and spend three years banging girls called Stacie who ‘don’t usually do this’.

Finally, on a more serious note, a worrying 29% of our respondents know a friend with a sexually-transmitted infection. A sobering thought for next time you are the deliverer or receiver of swollen goods.

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New Zealand Women Have 20.4 Sex Partners Averagely

admin — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 02:26:35 +0000

Wow, who wanna visit New Zealand now?

According to a global survey on market research website onepoll.com, New Zealand women are the most sexually experienced in the world, with an average of 20.4 sexual partners in a lifetime, more than any other nationality.

Comedian Michele A’Court thinks the findings prove New Zealand women are more honest than those in other countries.

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Not just that!

With an average of 29.3 sexual partners, Austria’s men are the most promiscuous in the world, a survey reveals.

Germany is the country with the world’s worst lovers as revealed by OnePoll.com survey taken by women from 20 different countries – the reason they gave was that they were ‘too smelly’.

At an average of 10 minutes, sex in Thailand is believed to last the shortest amount of time in the world.

Australian breasts are blooming lovely, with over 40 per cent of Australian women now buying bras with a cup size of DD or higher – some bra companies have introduced cup sizes as high as K to accommodate the busty Aussie girls.

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Jack Neo Makes It On Daily Telegraph, Sydney Morning Herald

admin — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:15:28 +0000

Well done, you make it big this time!

Singapore’s Tiger Woods comes clean
Cheating director called Singapore’s Tiger Woods

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Is Jack Neo’s Affair REAL? Or It’s Just A SHOW?

admin — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:42:10 +0000

What do you think? C’mon, give me some responses!

For those who don’t know what happens, please refer to the followings:
Jack Neo admits affair
They went on four secret trips together
I won’t return to Jack Neo

By the way, please tell me Straits Time doesn’t publish this photo of Wendy Chong on purpose to humiliate Jack Neo’s taste.

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The Best Picture Award Goes To ……

admin — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:17:07 +0000

This is a good one!

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