After few rounds of interview, Ben Southall from England gets the job! Congratulation to Ben.
After a worldwide search, Tourism Queensland have appointed their new Islands Caretaker. Stay tuned, the real fun begins from the 1st July, when Ben S starts work.
Check out Ben Southall’s blog posts on the interviews.
Checkout Ben Southall’s personal blog.
Poor piggy, so lonely.
KABUL (Reuters) – Afghanistan’s only known pig has been locked in a room, away from visitors to Kabul zoo where it normally grazes beside deer and goats, because people are worried it could infect them with the virus popularly known as swine flu.
The pig is a curiosity in Muslim Afghanistan, where pork and pig products are illegal because they are considered irreligious, and has been in quarantine since Sunday after visitors expressed alarm it could spread the new flu strain.
“For now the pig is under quarantine, we built it a room because of swine influenza,” Aziz Gul Saqib, director of Kabul Zoo, told Reuters. “We’ve done this because people are worried about getting the flu.”
Let’s find out which category you fall into. By the way, better turn down the volume from your speakers, if you don’t want to attract unnecessary attention.
For those who don’t understand the meaning of those words, they mean:
1. Satisfied moaning.
2. Combination moaning.
3. Pure/innocent moaning.
4. Marathon moaning.
5. Puritan moaning.
6. Little dog moaning.
7. Little baby moaning.
8. American moaning.
9. Japanese A-pian moaning
10. Suddenly experiencing triple orgasm moaning.
Never make any bet with drunk men, never ever.
A man in the central Russian city of Tver has cut off his father’s penis after the two men had a drunken bet, the Tvernews web-site reports. The victim had the organ sewn back on by doctors, but it is not yet known if the operation was a success.
According to local media father and son were drinking together and at some point started to argue whether the son would dare to cut off his father’s penis. The son won the bet while the father was rushed to the surgery department of a local hospital. The doctors said that upon arrival at the hospital the patient was calm and only swore at himself for allowing his son to cut off “the most precious of his belongings”.
The doctors have said that the success of the operation is still in question as the cut off part has gone black and the body might reject it.
WTF, he wanna fuck a racoon? Serve him right……
44 year old Alexander Kirilov attempted a depraved act of bestiality on a raccoon whilst drunk and pissed on booze.
Kirilov was with some of his drunken comrades in Moscow when he spotted the coon and decided to rape it. Unfortunately for Kirilov the beast fought back and bit off a part of his genital glands.
“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to repair his damaged copulatory organ.
“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off,” said a comrade.
“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with.”
Raccoons are North American but were introduced into Russia during the Cold War, possibly to attack penises.
Aren’t you amazed by the news article about “Man’s Penis Bitten Off By Secretary“. Of cause you are. To me, I am even amazed by how this whole piece of article goes around, from Singapore, to Malaysia, then back to Singapore. And in the end, people thought it happened in Malaysia.
Look, this is the original article on Omy/Wanbao:
本地罕见意外 老板与秘书搞车震遭断根
Note the article mentioned “东海岸公园停车场” (East Coast Park carpark) and “晚报” (Wanbao)
The whole article was quoted by Sinchew Daily, Malaysia, on the same day, without changing anything:
新加坡‧車內偷情被貨車撞‧女秘書咬斷老闆子孫根
And then, The Star, Malaysia, quoted the article, and published an English version of it:
Secretary accidentally bites off boss’ penis
Note this article mentioned “Singapore park”. The way this article presented the news gave readers the impression that the original article is from Sinchew Daily.
Lastly, AsiaOne got it published:
Secretary accidentally bites off boss’ penis
I wonder how many readers are misled into thinking that, the incident happened in Malaysia.
I seriously wonder, what is the editor thinking when he/she was quoting the article from The Star. Did he/she know that, he/she can just get the original script from colleagues from just another department? Laziness? Or just no brain?
NTU congrats alumni who won awards in ……. Mediacorp Star Awards 2009!
I happened to come across this. I don’t know about others, I am kind of @_@…… Are they trying too hard on PR? Click to enlarge.
Is it hacked? Or just not set up yet? Anyway, I’m just being kaypoh. Click to enlarge.
To all horny boss, male human beings, do choose your location for “outdoor activities” wisely……
A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.
Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.
The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.
The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.
To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.
The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.
“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.
After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.
The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.
The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was the first time he had encountered such an incident.
Seriously, this is man’s number 1 taboo……
Ukrainian police have detained a retired special forces officer who killed his wife. The man, whose mental health is being questioned, cut the woman’s head off in bed after she told him he was not her best ever.
According to the investigation carried out by police in the city of Donetsk, the couple had just had sex when the wife told her husband that every man she had slept with before him was more fun in bed than he, Kriminal.tv website reports Thursday.
The statement infuriated the man, who had been suffering from anger management problems since coming back from war.
He grabbed a knife and stabbed the woman repeatedly, until she was dead, and then cut her head off.
