Britain’s Got Talent Contestants Challenge Simon Cowell

The girl is gung-ho! But it is true that they suck.

Embedding is disabled, so I can’t post the video clip here.

Simon Cowell Challenged

Simon Cowell Challenged

She told Simon, “You sing, and I will judge you.”

“Simon Cowell Challenged !!!” by WORST ACT Performers? On Britains Got Talent 2009

Japanese Actress Mai Goto Arrested For Indecent Video

Mai Goto? Not very familiar with this name, maybe my colleague who is an expert in Japan AV can tell me more about her.

Actress and gravure idol Mai Goto (36) has been arrested along with Masanori Fujiyama (40), the former president of DVD production and distribution company Kingdom. Fujiyama has been charged with selling videos in violation of the regulations on obscenity, and Goto is being accused as an accessory to the crime.

The particular video in question is Goto’s “Senya Ichiya no Yume,” filmed in the United Arab Emirates in March 2008. It was labeled as an “image video,” a term that has generally referred to a video featuring an idol posing in swimsuits. However, “image videos” have become increasingly racy in recent years, to the extent of showing their subjects completely nude without censorship. Out of the 50 minutes of this video, police say that Goto’s genital area is visible during roughly 25% of the time, although there is no sex depicted.

This marks the first time that an “image video” has been officially classified as “obscene.” Fujiyama had sold the video online around the end of last year, and all 5,000 produced copies were sold for a total of 9.68 million yen. Police learned about the video after it was advertised in a magazine, leading to a search of Kingdom’s offices that turned up two additional works shot in the UAE.

Fujiyama has reportedly admitted to the charges, while Goto claimed that she had done the videos without knowing that they would turn out to be obscene.

Goto has been in show business since the early ’90s when she achieved runner-up in the Clarion Girl competition. She was once part of the late-night variety show “Tonight 2,” but since then she has mainly been active in erotic videos and as a nude model.

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This should be the video:
Mai Goto, Arabian Night

Top Models In Swimsuit For V Magazine

6 world top models pose in swimsuit for V magazine.

Kate Moss Eva Herzigova

Gisele Bundchen Claudia Schiffer

Naomi Campbell Daria Werbowy

This edition of V magazine is due on 8th May. The photographer is Mario Testino. Eva Herzigova, Naomi Campbell, Kate Moss, Gisele Bundchen, Claudia Schiffer, and Daria Werbowy, which one if you favourite?

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Banned Hyundai Advertisement

This is actually from few years ago. I think those new exco in AWARE will not like it, haha.

Put On A Bra In Style

Stylo milo man!

Nominated For Singapore Blog Award 2009

Maybe you have noticed, this is a new badge at the bottom of my sidebar.

Jialat has been nominated for Singapore Blog Awards 2009 byh Omy.sg. I have to thank Paul Ho for the nomination. Hi Paul, whoever you are, thank you. Thanks for choosing the “Best What-The-Hell Blog” category. This sounds cool isn’t it? Hahaha, what the hell!

Anyway, I have completed the registration. But based on the articles I have submitted for the registration, I don’t think Jialat will be chosen for further contest. But what the hell, I just wanna have fun! Make a guess, which are the 3 articles that I have submitted?

Twins Conjoined By Penis

I bet you never heard of this pair of twins who are conjoined by penis before.

Neither do I. But, this is fucking funny!

Tragic Sex Stories

Honestly, I think it takes a genius to set up a blog like Tragic Sex. And, those stories are damn fucking funny I tell you. You can’t verify if those are real incidents or just fictions, but heck care. For example, “Me, John and Toby“:

When my husband (John) and I graduated from college we had a short transition period where we had to stay at his parents house. Their house doesn’t have a guest room, so we ended up having to sleep on an air mattress in their living room. We of course were still intimate during this period, but we were polite about it and waited until it was late at night and everyone was asleep… well we thought everyone was asleep. It turns out the family parrot (Toby), who shared the living room with us, happened to be wide awake and paying close attention during our intimate times. I found this out over breakfast with the family one morning when Toby started loudly repeating, “Harder John! Oh John!” Everyone at the table except me burst out laughing. I was too embarrassed to see the humor in it at the time. I think it goes without saying that I decided to not be as vocal during the rest of our intimate times there.

So, do you have any story to submit?

Jolin Tsai Had Undergone 5 Cosmetic Surgeries

Hmmm, Dr Woffles Wu is a rather well known Singaporean aesthetic surgeon. So what he said is quite creditable. But, will he kena sued by Jolin Tsai or her agency?

POP princess Jolin Tsai has undergone five surgeries to enhance her looks. This was told by local aesthetic surgeon Dr Woffles Wu to Lianhe Wanbao.

Following the tremendous success of her first single “Living with the world”, which was released in 1999, Jolin has captured the hearts of Mandarin pop followers ever since.

But rumours of her change in physical appearance has also been rife.

Dr Wu pointed out that when Jolin first started her career in the entertainment industry, she looked very much like the typical China doll – the shape of her face was round and undefined.

“She’s got quite a pretty girl-next-door look, but she looked too innocent and childish.

“She looked like she lacked worldly experience,” told Dr Wu to Lianhe Wanbao.

Dr Wu told the Chinese evening daily that Jolin now looks more mature, her features are sharp, defined, proportionate and she now looks like the “conventional beauty”.

He pointed out five areas which he reckoned Jolin had aesthetic enhancements but he also disclaimed his speculations, saying that it could also be due to make-up techniques.

“We have to admit that make-up does wonders!”, said Dr Wu.

Here’s what Dr Wu thinks:

Nose
The bridge is obviously higher and it is definitely sharper. This has altered her entire look dramatically.

Eyes
Her eyes are obviously larger now. This could be due to make up but if her eyes still look the same without make-up, then it definitely means that she did something to her eyes.

Eyebags
Upon close observation, Jolin used to have eyebags that were rather obvious, but now it seems like they have disappeared. It has also given her a “cleaner” and fresher look. Draining away excess fats in eyebags also causes the eyes to look larger and more natural.

Lips
Her lips look slightly fuller now. This could be due to lipstick but Jolin might have enhanced them.

Breasts
“I don’t even need to look at her old pictures to guess that she probably needs some assistance there”, said Dr Wu.

He pointed out that breast augmentation does not necessarily have to be done using breast implants – injections are also another way to make the breasts fuller.

However, Dr Wu noted that there are people who are slim yet well-endowed and Jolin might possibly be one of the “luckier” ones.

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Fiona Xie Is Just A Toy To Have Fun With……

Fiona Xie was quoted by the press, saying that “It is like that in the entertainment circle, I’m like a toy, to entertain everyone, to play with and have fun, that’s all”.

谢宛谕整晚脸黑黑 高层颁她“包公奖”

To be honest, I really don’t mind having a toy like her……