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Should the authority allow? Or should they not?

German synchronized swimmer Niklas Stoepel has won major national competitions, but he has still been banned from competiting at the international level. Officials in the sychronized swimming world, it seems, still aren’t ready for men to participate in the sport.

Niklas Stoepel is the only competitive male in synchronized swimming in Germany. The 17-year-old high school student from the western German town of Wattenscheid continues to battle an unusual form of gender discrimination and prejudice in his push to compete at the international level.

So far, though, his applications to compete have been rejected by the international swimming federation FINA, and his prospects for going to the Olympics remain limited at best. In Germany, where the German Swimming Association is a bit more tolerant of men in the sport, Stoepel has already become national youth champion with his FS Bochum team in group competition.

Miracle……

An American woman who was shot in the head by her husband not only survived but made herself a cup of tea.

Police and doctors hailed the survival of Tammy Sexton, 47, as miraculous after a bullet from a .38-calibre handgun struck her squarely in the forehead, passed through her skull and exited through the back of her head. She is expected to make a full recovery, while her husband shot himself dead after the attack on his wife.

But law enforcement officers in Jackson County, Mississippi, were also astonished that Mrs Sexton offered them tea when they arrived at her home after the shooting.

Sheriff Mike Byrd said: “When the officer got there she said, ‘What’s going on?’ She was holding a rag on her head and talking. She was conscious, but she was confused about what had happened.

“She had made herself some tea and offered the officer something to drink.

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Oh my God……

Two cannibals have been feasting on the remains of their brother for the last six months in an effort to hide his murder, it was revealed today.

The brothers, identified only as 28-year-old Timur and 23-year-old Marat admitted killing their older brother Rafis and then eating him, in the central Russian city of Perm.

Police grew suspicious when the brothers reported Rafis missing but were vague giving details of their brother, according to tabloid Tvoi Den.

After raiding the house of the brothers police discovered the skeleton of Rafis that the brothers had stripped bare and buried in the garden.

Timur said he ate his brother because he couldn’t face going back to prison, where he had served 10 years for murdering his next door neighbour.

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This is an on going promotion by the Australian camper van rental company, Wicked Camper Vans.

On Wicked Camper Vans’ homepage (click to enlarge),

Don’t forget to check out the photos of those naked campers, they are funny.

Would you go naked for a day of free rental?

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I couldn’t stop laughing when I was reading this, “妻子戴著牙套口交 老公出現撕裂傷“.

Basically the news said that a mid 40s Taiwanese couple went to doctor, complaining that his penis was bleeding and was painful. The doctor found that, the husband’s foreskin was somehow “torn” by some objects. The husband was shy at first to tell the truth. He later on told the doctor that the injury was caused by his wife, who was wearing braces while giving him blowjob! He said that while the wife was doing the job, the wire on braces somehow cut and torn his foreskin, and it started bleeding.

There are a few similar articles from Taiwan, this one, and this one.

I couldn’t find any English version of the article, however, while searching, I came across the following thread, which is equally funny.

Giving a Bl*wJob with Braces?

David Beckham looks cool in this Motorola ad, a bit like Terminator right? By the way, can anyone ask Motorola to improve their cellphone design?

Behind the scene:

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Oops……

PLEASE HELP ME! I am so sunburned! I fell asleep with huge glasses on yesterday! This tan line is not ok!!!

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The “menu” is seen outside a public toilet in Shanghai:

How? In case you don’t understand, it is a list of different “packages” offered by the toilet management due to worsening economy status.

Economy Set, 1RMB per entry, a set of toilet paper and newspaper will be provided.

Standard Set, 2RMB per entry, Economy Set + 1 stick of China made cigarette (红双喜) + lighter

Business Set, 5RMB per entry, Standard Set + 2 sticks of China made cigarette (红双喜) + enjoyable music

Premium Set, 10RMB per entry, Business Set + 1 stick of higher quality China made cigarette (中华牌) + professional “chatter” to chat with client + “relevant services”

President Set, 20RMB per entry, Premium Set + 2 sticks of higher quality China made cigarette (中华牌) + lottery ticket + notebook

“Professional chatter’ to chat with you when you are poo-poo-ing? These China people sure are creative……

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Speechless……

I seek pleasures of the flesh wherever I go, paid and unpaid kind! I need to release 4-5 times a day minimum, whatever the route.

I realise I spend far too much money on sex related things than on anything else! And this is definitely not healthy…

I wish I could stop – or meet a sexy nymphomaniac

Help!

Is anyone else in the same boat?

I confess I am a sex addict