Assisting Living

This is a animation series by Perez Hilton. God damn funny!

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Funny……

Man Charged For Incest With 87-Year-Old Woman

Too stupid or too horny?

VERO BEACH, Fla. — A 20-year-old Vero Beach man has been charged with incest after telling authorities that he had sex with an 87-year-old relative.

Garrett Andrew Douglas was being held in Indian River County Jail on $15,000 bond. He is also charged with sexual battery on a mentally disabled person.

Jail records do not list an attorney.

According to an arrest affidavit, Douglas told authorities that he had repeatedly had sex with the woman, who reportedly suffers from dementia. He was caught naked with the relative in late December.

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All You Need is Love

This is an interesting project by Starbucks, Starbucks Love Project. Take note, Singapore at 3:00 and Malaysia at 3:29.

The Lost Supper

No, not typing error. It is really The Lost Supper. I love LOST!

The Lost Supper

The Lost Supper

Nicholas Cage As Everyone Else

Oh my God, this is hilarious! I like this best. Those guys are genius!

Nicholas Cage

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Naked Cyclists Told To Put On Helmet

I don’t care about your small head dudes! Wear your fucking helmet!

Two young men caught cycling with no clothes on have escaped charges of offensive behaviour, but received a warning to wear protective headgear.

Local policewoman Cathy Duder was unfazed when she came across the two nude men, both in their early 20s.

“They were more shocked than I was, trying to cover up their bits and pieces with their hands,” she said.

The men were riding around the Coromandel seaside resort of Whangamata on the north-east coast of New Zealand.

When asked for an explanation, the pair replied that “they wanted to experience total freedom”.

Strangely sober

“And I said to them ‘the way you’re heading, you’re going to experience total confinement’,” the officer said, laughing.

She said the men appeared decidedly sober.

“They didn’t seem drunk at all. That’s what worried me,” she joked.

Ms Duder issued them with a stern warning for not wearing helmets and then sent them directly home.

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Malaysian Police Wants Calendar Instead Of Money……

Guys, bring along a few new calendar when you go JB. They may save you some money!

Corrupted Malaysian Police not only love money….

Google Android Phone, Nexus One, Is Available In Singapore!

It seems that Google likes Singapore market very much! Neuxs One will be available in Singapore local telco stores. Also, you can also buy it online at Google Phone Store.

Nexus One

Are you excited?

Singapore Child Prodigy To Study In Malaysia University

Ainan Celeste Cawley, who is rejected by universities/education system in Singapore, has been accepted by HELP University College in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. The family will relocate there as well, I guess. Wish him all the best!

Anyway, we tried everything we could in Singapore. We even asked to homeschool him, on many occasions, but permission was never granted. (We were always fobbed off with “We will revert to you shortly”…and then we would never hear from them – the Compulsory Education Unit – again.). After three years of it, we quietly gave up and started looking elsewhere for an education for Ainan.

Remarkably, Malaysia proved very responsive – and, through the wise advice of Zuhairah Ali, President of the National Association of Gifted Children of Malaysia – Ainan secured places at University Colleges in Malaysia, in a very short time…not much more than a week.

Of all the places on offer, we chose HELP University College, in Kuala Lumpur. It offered the best overall support of Ainan.

At HELP, Ainan will be taking an American Degree Programme – starting immediately. He will take Computer Science options, but also keep up his Chemistry. He will, in addition, be broadening his science foundation by adding A levels in Physics and Maths to his tally, simultaneously. He already has AS Level Chemistry, O level Chemistry and O level Physics, as well as having taught himself some degree of programming skills.

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