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What Makes This Indian Lady So Angry? She Keeps Shouting And Shouting

I wonder what happened on the train. Over some seats? Because someone’s seat was taken by someone?

I Was So Tempted to Have a Fling……

Taken from a local forum:

it took me alot of courage to post this thread….think it shud be safe cos i dunno any1 from here

i’m a very faithful n loyal gf… all my bgrs are long lasting. my 1st relationship lasted 5 yrs. ended when he went army and decided to flirt around. my 2nd bf lasted 2 yrs. was very abusive n flirtatious til i couldnt take it… my 3rd bf 2 years and still counting….

i’m very romantic, alwaz surprising my other half with gifts and small handmade stuff. i supposed i belong to e xiao nu ren category… all my frenz say i live for love… quite true for my case… my time is totally devoted to my bf… i am sociable with many guy frenz but i noe my limits. all my bfs were v poor… for ur info, i’m in my early twenties but i neva eva depend on bf.. i drive my own car, buy my own clothes n bags and pay my own meals.

my colleagues say i’m a fairly low maintenance kind of gf..
thus my ex all take me for granted. lots of times i ended up paying for their clothes, movies, their meals…

i alwaz believed in a fairy type of romance… but i fear i have lost myself as i grow older…
i used to think love is enough, no bread neva mind…

but now, i no longer think so… i feel upset it’s alwaz me having to fork out for dates, when anniversary he cant even afford to bring me out for meal or buy flowers… i mind when i’m e 1 alwaz fetching him home, driving him to work…

my mind (and eye) now keep wandering to other guys… i’m afraid… i have alwaz prided myself on being a very faithful gf… i’m afraid i’m becoming materialistic… but another part of me feels, as we grow older, our needs are different, e pple we come into contact with, are different…

i post here as my frenz dun understand my prob… they think is very simple, juz break up if i’m so unhappy…. but i juz cant do it…

i dunno how to explain… i very easily soft hearted, e moment a guy cry i cant stand it.. i feel so troubled… i got to noe a guy recently who drives, pay for dates (yes i went out secretly few times with him and got hell from my bf who found out)…..

i ask myself honestly… is it cos he drive so i like him?? my ans is no… i think wat i wanted was e feeling of being treated like a princess… for once, being driven instead of driving e guy, for once e guy plan e date instead of me, for once being surprised with gifts instead of me making efforts….

well to get down to e pt, i was very tempted to have a fling….i noe it’s so wrong and a betrayal but i’m juz getting more n more miserable…

Source

Anyone wanna help this troubled lady? Offer your genuine opinions? Or offer to be her fling?

Dawn Yang vs XiaXue = Najib vs Anwar?

There is a reason why I follow KennySia’s blog. He is fuxking creative! He writes funny post. And he latest post, Ten Reasons Why Najib vs Anwar Is Like Dawn Yang vs Xiaxue, proves it again!

Taken from KennySia:

Xiaxue Vs Dawn Yang Anwar Vs Najib
Xiaxue and Dawn Yang are two big time bloggers in Singapore. Anwar and Najib are two big time politicians, both of whom are deputy prime ministers predicted to become Malaysia’s future Prime Minister.
Dawn Yang has a hate site, authored by Dawn Wayang. Najib also has a hate site, authored by Raja Petra.
Xiaxue accused Dawn Yang of plastic surgery. Anwar accused Najib of playing a role in the Altantuya murder case.
Dawn Yang vehemothly denied allegations of plastic surgery. Najib vehemothly denied having ever met Altantuya.
Xiaxue insists on calling Dawn Yang a liar. Anwar insists on calling Najib a liar.
Dawn Yang used her manager Noel to make Xiaxue shut up. Najib used Saiful (or more accurately, Saiful’s ass) to make Anwar shut up.
Xiaxue refused to shut up. Anwar refused to shut up.
Instead, Xiaxue used the increased publicity to introduce to everyone… Mr R! Instead, Anwar used the increased publicity to introduce to everyone… Mr Balasubramaniam!
It was then that an explosive bombshell was dropped. It was then that an explosive bombshell was dropped.
Shock! Horror! Dawn Yang went to Bali on Valentine’s Day with Mr R! Shock! Horror! Our deputy prime minister likes anal sex!

Don’t you like KennySia as well? Muahahahaha, pop over there for more fun now!

Pirated Software Shop Hired Underaged Teens to Man Shop

I was on my way to a food court besides Tampines Regional Library when I saw that shop, that pirated software shop. It is not unusual in that place to see pirated software shops. Every few months, we will see a pirated software shop pops out from no where. It may be there for few weeks, or months. There was one shop I saw there lasted for half a year. People around there are used to such shop, though it is illegal.

After my dinner, I popped by that shop to take a look. Like most of the pirated software shops, most of the products sold there are pirated PC, PSP games. There are pirated application software as well, but not as many.

Then I saw 3 teens sitting at the counter (basically it is just the place they put a table with cash register). To be exact, 2 teens, aged about 15 at most or less, and 1 kid aged 8 or 9 years old.

This is bad, really bad. Using under aged teens to man the shop? I really look down on whoever behind managing that shop. They are just some boh ji coward!

Shall I lodge a police report? What would happen if the teens are snatched by police?

Japan, The Top Blogging Nation

This is an interesting article from Japan Mainichi Daily News. I always thought that English is the dominant language on Internet and there should be more blogs in English than any other languages. But based on the report, I am wrong. There are more Japanese blogs than any other languages!

The number of Internet blogs in Japan stood at about 16.9 million as of January 2008, with about 20 percent of Japan’s 88.11 million Internet users involved in blogging, a survey by the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications has found.

The report also introduced the results of a survey by an American company that included deleted blogs. The number of blogs across the world totaled about 70 million, it was found. By language, Japanese topped the list, accounting for about 37 percent of all blogs. Second was English, at around 36 percent, while Chinese stood in third place at roughly 8 percent. The figures highlight the popularity of blogs in Japan.

Japan emerges as top Internet blogging country

Too bad I don’t understand Japanese. I guess there will be lots of interesting Japanese blogs there for us to enjoy.

Watermelon, The Poor Man’s Viagra

Watermelon is good for sex, has similar effect as viagra. Guys, time to eat more watermelon…

Watermelon ‘has similar effects to Viagra’