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What Happened to Ping.sg Just Now?

I’m referring to this. Is it only me? Or really something was wrong just now?

What’s the Difference Between Opposition Parties in Singapore and Malaysia?

Based on recent observation, I feel that……
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The leaders of opposition parties in Singapore always kena defamation, while those in Malaysia always kena sodomy case.

OK, just for laughs, don’t take it seriously.

Teen Killed in Roller Coaster Accident

It happened in Georgia, Six Flags Amusement Park. It is the Batman roller coaster that was involved in the accident. The teen was decapitated… so scary.

SC teen struck, killed by Six Flags coaster in Ga.

The Day When Ping.sg Gone Haywired

I wonder what happened to Ping.sg right now, 1711 in the afternoon. The loading is slow. After I logged in my account, I couldn’t see anything items, only a page like the following:
ping.sg

And in my account page, I was told that I never add any blog!
ping.sg

What went wrong?

Whores in Malaysia Now Go Mobile

If you think “mobile” means they arrange appointment through phone calls and attend appointments at designated hotels, then you are outdated.

According to reports from The Star, lorry drivers in Malaysia now employ social escorts to “keep them company” on the road. The deal goes like this: driver pays the girl few hundreds RM, then the girl will accompany him for a return trip from Kemaman in Terengganu to any place outsite of the east coast of Malaysia. Usually the journey takes 3 days 2 nights. The charges depends on the “services” provided by the girls. On top of that, driver will pay for the girl’s meals during the journey, plus RM50 top-up for her pre-paid card. Girls in this trade think that the chances of getting caught (by religious authority) staying in lorry cabin is much lesser than in hotel.

“We have to do all sorts of things such as accompanying them during meals and chatting with them throughout the journey,” she said.

Of course it is not as simple as “accompanying them and chatting with them” lah. I wonder how many rounds of sex are allowed during the journey? Is there a limit? Will there be hanky-panky stuffs when the drivers are driving? Let’s say RM500 for 3 days 2 nights and only 3 rounds allowed, you think worth it?

By the way, will this becomes a contributing factors for Malaysia’s high accident rate in the future? You know, it is extremely dangerous when the driver is “multi-tasking”…

Malaysia Ex-DPM Anwar Ibrahim Accused of Sodomy, Again

Yes yes yes, Anwar Ibrahim of PKR, Pakatan Rakyat is accused of sodomy again. This time the reported was filed by Saiful Bahari, one of Anwar’s aides.

“Yes, we have received a police report from an aide of Anwar Ibrahim that he was sodomised. But no, we will not arrest Anwar at the moment,” said deputy police chief Ismail Omar.

No matter how bad the current relationship between UMNO and Dr Mahathir is, seems like the guys there definitely have picked up some tricks from their former party leader.

Some people in forums actually related this case to the famous Hong Kong movie, 无间道, or the Hollywood version, The Departed. This is interesting. So who is 陈永仁? Who is 刘建明?

OK, relax a bit, have some fun with this spoof of 无间道, have some fun with GY仁, 肚烂明.

Malaysia’s Anwar to be investigated on sex charges: police
Aide alleges sodomy: Report lodged
拥总警长总检查长罪证遭报复 安华斥有心人捏造鸡奸案指控