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Take a look at the following photo:

Did newly crowned Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza appear NUDE to you?
Miss Nudie-verse

There is nothing wrong about having sex. Sex is good, sex is great. But if someone is moaning so loud that causing inconvenience to the neighbours, then it is a problem. I would also be annoyed if my daughter asked me “what does ‘fuck me’ mean?” because she heard the lady next door moaning out loud.

Blonde’s noisy sex is driving us bonkers

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Special number: 34

Congrate to whoever won it…

Singapore Pools

When I saw this newspaper ad of Carrefour, I was quite amused. It is on today’s Straits Times, page B11. Seems like Carrefour is encouraging people to shop in JB huh? That’s why they are giving out RM10 voucher? kekeke I wonder is any STOMPer will complain about this on STOMP or not.

This time, China want to make the opening ceremony special, so the order of countries entering the stadium will be special as well (They have already made 5 mascots instead of the usual 1, this is special enough). Beijing Olympic will not follow the traditional alphabetical order (a, b, c, d, …), but stroke count with the Simplified Chinese characters. For example, Singapore in Simplified Chinese characters is “新加坡”, and “新” is 13 strokes, while Malaysia in Simplified Chinese characters is “马来西亚”, “马” got 3 strokes. So Malaysia will be the very very first few countries to enter while Singapore will be quite at the back. You can visit HERE to know more about the opening ceremony.

As for the order of appearance, traditionally, Greece will be the 1st to enter while the host (China) will be the last. Then, according to THIS website, Guinea is 2nd, Guinea-Bissau (where the hell in the world is this country?) is 3rd, the rest of the top 10 is Turkey, Turkmenistan, Yemen, Maldives, Malta, Madagascar and MALAYSIA. Malaysia just makes it to the top 10, kekeke. I wonder how about the medal tally? For the rest of the countries, Japan 22nd, Canada 61st, Great Britain 116th, France 124th, Russia 138th, USA 140th, SINGAPORE 189th. Australia is 203rd. Zambia is the last at 204th before the host China.

The following is from the Beijing Olympic Official Site:
奥运会开幕式流程分三部分 代表团按汉字笔画顺序入场

Obviously, US hospital is using Wii as training tools for their young surgeon. I wonder, can Wii replace those multimillion dollars simulation software?

Why a Wii could be good for your health

Yes, Jialat was down, between 2am to 7 plus in the morning Singapore time. The reason remains unknown yet.

Sorry for all the inconvenience caused.

This is what I read from a local forum. A forumer wrote about his own experience just few days back which he was beaten by 3 thugs from one of the shops in Sim Lim Square, 2nd floor.

I just want to warn everyone to AVOID going to unit # 02-xx in Sim Lim Square. They are grotesque scammers that has the tendency to be physically violent to customers. I was one of their unfortunate victims. Their signboad says ‘Evolutxxn Gxxing LLP’, but as I was researching on the net, they apparently regularly change their store name. They used to be called MH Electxxnics, or Mxxxle Hxxse Exxctronics. And a neighbouring store that’s unit # 02-xx also used to be ‘Exxxution Gaming’. They were also called ‘Compxxt Caxxra’. I’ve read a lot of complaints from that store too.

Anyway, here’s what happened. My girlfiend and I went to Sim Lim to buy a PSP. I know, it was quite stupid of me to go there for a PSP. It’s all over the net that the last place to buy a PSP is in Sim Lim. I went anyway, thinking it’s “not gonna happen to me” (i was dead wrong). So we went to different shops to ask for prices. The prices we got were 360, and 340.. complete with all the necessary stuff like battery, 4G card, cable, case, and modification. When we got to unit # 02-xx (Exxlution Gxxxng LxP), they quoted us $308. That was too cheap.. but it was almost 9pm and I was just tired and wanted the PSP. So I said I’ll take one. The sales guy was friendly. He’s tall, fat, and had a lot of pimples on his face. He took our money and said he’ll modify it in front of us. After the so-called modification, he showed the PSP to me… and it was lagging! He said the modification took much of the RAM and it needed an upgrade, and that we had to pay $200! Holy sh*t… and while he was selling the upgrade to me, he kept calling me ‘my friend…’. That was just annoying. I said we don’t have that kind of money, and we’d like to get our money back. From here, things got ugly. The store owner (tall, skinny, and also had a lot of pimples) started shouting at us, saying just take the PSP, the we’re wasting his time, etc. And another guy tried to talk to us,this short little guy with glasses, squeaky voice, introduced as the store manager. He tried to explain about the upgrade. But we’ve heard enough. We just wanted our money back, and we were not leaving. Finally they said we could have our money back, but since the PSP has already been modified, we should pay the GST (wtf!). After much debate, I just said fine.. if that’s what it takes to just leave this place, then ok. So they gave us our money, less gst (that’s $21 – not bad, but still hurts). We were so pissed leaving the store. I decided to take a photo of the store premises so I could have a ‘souvenir’ for the event. Suddenly, this little guy with glasses (store manager, they say) started to slap me in the face! (I’m not sure if it was a slap or a punch.. looked like a punch, felt like a slap) He also shoulted at me with his small squeaky voice. I prepared to hit back, aiming at his small face.. but suddenly I see this tall lanky guy running from the store carrying a metal stool. And the fat pimply guy who tried to sell the PSP also came out running towards us too. The little guy’s got backup! So now there’s 3 of them, and one of me. I remember thinking, if I fight back, this is going to get ugly for me. But then, the short guy took a plastic chair and continued to hit me, as well as this tall guy with the metal stool! Unit # 02-76 Evolution Gaming LLP is situated at the corner of the floor. The beating continued until we reached the escalator. They hit me on the face, the arms, and body. My girlfriend was just shouting ‘please stop!’. Suddenly they demanded for me to delete the photo.. i had no choice but to comply. After deleting (they continued to hit me by the way), Sim Lim security came in the scene. The little guy gave me one last hit on the body with his reliable plastic chair. After that, security called the police. The police came to talk to me, then went up to talk to the store owner (tall pimply guy). The guys that attacked me where no longer there (of course). We went to the police station, I gave a statement, they gave me a medical form, we went to the hospital to document the scratches I obtained from the attack. The police said that they were going to launch an investigation about it.

So now here I am writing about it. The net has got loads of warning stories like this about the scamming happening in Sim Lim. Let this be an additional story about it. I haven’t actually read about any violence happening, so I think this is the first.

Reading up on the net, here’s a few more stories/complains about unit #02-xx / Exxlution Gxxing LLP for scamming and bad service.

This one is when they were still called Moxxle Hoxxe Elxxtronics Pte Ltd (signboard MH Elecxxxnics): http://forums.************.com.sg/sh….php?t=1696186

Here’s another one about #02-xx where they have bad attitude: http://talkback.stomp.com.sg/forums/…p/t-10687.html

Here’s another one about Evoluxxon Gaxxing LLP:

http://imcomplicatedyetsosimple.blog…m-sim-lim.html

And another one for Evoxxtion Gamxxg LLP:

http://forums.gameaxis.com/showthrea…Sim+lim+square

And another yet one… “Extreme Lousey Service in Sim Lim Sqare”. This time it’s in #02-xx but still called “Evxxution Gxxing LLP” (it’s either they like exchanging signboards, or its the same owner): http://forums.gameaxis.com/showthread.php?t=1482761

Here’s another on #02-xx, but it’s no longer called “Evoxxtion Gaxxng”.. This time their signboard says “Coxxact Cxxera”: http://forums.************.com.sg/sh….php?t=1793609

And another one on #02-xx: http://********.com/forums/2535/topics/313622

So I guess # 02-xx and # 02-xx exchange names, and has the same modus operandi. Everyone beware of these shops!

Source, or HERE

I made some changes to the article to protect Jialat.

This is so so so bad, really bad to us consumers, customers. How can thugs still survive in SLS nowadays? Sometimes I went then walk walk jalan jalan, the salespeople in some shops really can make me vomit blood. Talk loud loud, no service, or always use some gimmicks to cheat customers. Fortunately I have a friend who works there, and I always go there for advice.

Guys, let’s boycott thugs shop! Spread the words!

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! See that balls? Not just huge, they are GIGANTIC! I pity this encik (he should be living somewhere in Indonesia I guess). Basically, he sits on his balls……

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So guys, if you want to practice your PLP skills, you know whom to go to now right?

OK, I don’t exactly know if there is such campaign, but the video is funny! Can see that there are some celebrities there and former players, but I couldn’t tell all. Is the black captain Les Ferdinand? Then Fabio Capello is there as well.