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The passerby is naughty……

How would you explain if you were in the same situation?

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Things Only A Mom Can Teach

My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION …
“Just wait until your father gets home.”

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING …
“You are going to get it when we get home!”

My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE …
“What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you … Don’t talk back to me!”

My Mother taught me LOGIC …
“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”

My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE …
“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.”

My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD …
“If you don’t pass your spelling test, you’ll never get good job.”

My Mother taught me ESP …
“Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you’re cold?”

My Mother taught me HUMOR …
“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT…
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”

My Mother taught me about SEX …
“How do you think you got here?”

My Mother taught me about GENETICS …
“You’re just like your father.”

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS …
“Do you think you were born in a barn?”

My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE …
“When you get to be my age, you will understand.”

And my all time favorite… JUSTICE…
“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Then you’ll see what it’s like.”

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Her breasts are really powerful, can even smash watermelon into pieces. But, I am not sure, was she using her hand or really breast?

Can we actually calculate LOVE? Is there a formula?

Lessons in Love, by Way of Economics

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This is Tony Leung and Carina Lau in Bhutan’s traditional clothes. They are having their wedding today in Bhutan’s Uma Paro Hotel.

Heard that during the live broadcast of 630pm Chinese news, yesterday, the female newscaster was actually disturbed by flies on air! How bad it is? I didn’t catch the news (fact is I never watch TV for years already.), but some guys over at HWZ caught it and made the clip into a GIF file. It is funny. Really WORLD CLASS.

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Anyone caught it also?

This is a very very funny podcast (Warning: Chinese only) by Bianco 李邪. It is the latest installment of her 读假新闻 (Read the Fake News) series. Bianco is a very humorous girl. The whole series is very sarcastic, keep suan-ing the government. If you can’t understand, too bad then.

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Bianco is ex-DJ from 933 radio station. After leaving 933, she went full time into stage drama performance.

No no no, I am not saying bad words. This is from the latest episode of the popular Taiwan variety show by Jacky Wu, “I Guess, 我猜我猜我猜猜”, or The Guess Show. The theme is about “super fair pretty lady”. Yes, the girls are really 超级白. I think you guys from Singapore can watch it in 2 weeks time from local TV channel. According to Jacky, Singapore National Handball Team players, female, were audiences in the studio as well.