Teen Got Pregnant After Oral Sex
This case is classic, I really have to share it here.
Oral conception. Impregnation via the proximal gastrointestinal tract in a patient with an aplastic distal vagina. Case report.
[Ed. note: There is no abstract, so we're including most of the original article below. It's a bit long, but trust us--it's worth the read!]
“Case report:
The patient was a 15-year-old girl employed in a local bar. She was admitted to hospital after a knife fight involving her, a former lover and a new boyfriend. Who stabbed whom was not quite clear but all three participants in the small war were admitted with knife injuries.The girl had some minor lacerations of the left hand and a single stab-wound in the upper abdomen. Under general anaesthesia, laparotomy was performed through an upper midline abdominal incision to reveal two holes in the stomach. These two wounds had resulted from the single stab-wound through the abdominal wall. The two defects were repaired in two layers. The stomach was noted empty at the time of surgery and no gastric contents were seen in the abdomen. Nevertheless, the abdominal cavity was lavaged with normal saline before closure. The condition of the patient improved rapidly following routine postoperative care and she was discharged home after 10 days.
Precisely 278 days later the patient was admitted again to hospital with acute, intermittent abdominal pain. Abdominal examination revealed a term pregnancy with a cephalic fetal presentation. The uterus was contracting regularly and the fetal heart was heard. Inspection of the vulva showed no vagina, only a shallow skin dimple was present below the external urethral meatus and between the labia minora. An emergency lower segment caesarean section was performed under spinal anaesthesia and a live male infant weighing 2800 g was born…
…While closing the abdominal wall, curiosity could not be contained any longer and the patient was interviewed with the help of a sympathetic nursing sister. The whole story did not become completely clear during that day but, with some subsequent inquiries, the whole saga emerged.
The patient was well aware of the fact that she had no vagina and she had started oral experiments after disappointing attempts at conventional intercourse. Just before she was stabbed in the abdomen she had practised fellatio with her new boyfriend and was caught in the act by her former lover. The fight with knives ensued. She had never had a period and there was no trace of lochia after the caesarean section. She had been worried about the increase in her abdominal size but could not believe she was pregnant although it had crossed her mind more often as her girth increased and as people around her suggested that she was pregnant. She did recall several episodes of lower abdominal pain during the previous year. The young mother, her family, and the likely father adapted themselves rapidly to the new situation and some cattle changed hands to prove that there were no hard feelings.
Comments
A plausible explanation for this pregnancy is that spermatozoa gained access to the reproductive organs via the injured gastrointestinal tract. It is known that spermatozoa do not survive long in an environment with a low pH (Jeffcoate1975), but it is also known that saliva has a high pH and that a starved person does not produce acid under normal circumstances (Bernards & Bouman 1976). It is likely that the patient became pregnant with her first or nearly first ovulation otherwise one would expect that inspissated blood in the uterus and salpinges would have made fertilization difficult. The fact that the son resembled the father excludes an even more miraculous conception.”
Singapore TV Actress In Sex Video Scandal
I received the snapshots from Newpaper, with a video link, and I know a resourceful reader has some good stuff for me.
Just another scandal, no big deal, seriously. She acted in Malay comedy, she looks cute. The video is just 3m56s, rather short.
As for who she is? No I am not going to tell you. Try Google Trends Singapore to find out.



Too Much Sex Causes Wrist Pain
Are you having wrist pain, or RSI? This could be the reason.
WRIST pain is often blamed on excessive computer use or working with heavy machinery.
But a controversial new report has suggested a much saucier explanation – too much SEX.
Repetitive movements during lovemaking puts extra weight on the wrists, says a top medic.
This causes carpal tunnel syndrome and is one of the most common types of wrist problem in the UK.
The syndrome traps nerves, causing pain and numbness and affects as many as one person in 20.
Nude Train Riders Caught
POLICE were forced to fine one of three men who accepted a dare to take a nude train ride as part of a bet with a group of young women.
Stupid.
The three men in Moscow stripped and boarded a train at the city’s Novogireyevo station shortly after midnight Sunday, RIA Novosti reported Monday.
“A police detail met them at the next station, Perovo, but only managed to detain one man, as the two others got into a train and escaped,” a city police spokesman said.
“The detained 20-year-old Muscovite confessed that he and his friends bet with their acquaintances, young women, that they would go on a ride in the subway naked,” he said. “The girls were waiting for them at the Perovo station.”
The spokesman said the man was issued a fine and released.
William Shaw, The Tree Sex Man
Pervert.
A MAN has been banned from a public park – after he allegedly tried to have sex with a TREE.
William Shaw, 21, has been ordered by a court not to enter Central Park in Airdrie after claims he attempted to bonk the plant.
It is alleged he dropped his trousers and underpants and exposed himself while in the visitor attraction in September last year.
It is claimed he then tried to have simulated sex with the tree while his trousers were around his ankles. Shaw, of Airdrie, yesterday pleaded not guilty to an act of public indecency at the town’s sheriff court.
Puppy Tweets For Dogs
What the hell……
Puppy Tweets is a plastic tag with a sound and motion sensor that you attach to your pet’s dog collar and connect its USB receiver to your computer. Then you create a Twitter account for your dog and enjoy updates all day from Sparky or whatever its name is on your computer or smartphone.
The tag is set with several pre-recorded tweets that are triggered by the dog’s activities. So if he’s running around, you might get a tweet that says “I finally caught that tail I’ve been chasing and…OOUUUCHH!”
If Sparky is napping, he’ll tweet “Somedays it feels like my paw is permanently on the snooze button!” If he’s making a ruckus, his tweet will let you know that as well, saying”YAHOOOOOOO! Somedays you just gotta get your bark on.”



