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The following few images show us what the authority’s planning to do with the powerful ERP, Every Road Pay, system in 2015.

Creative? Taken from some forums. Just for laughs.

A 25 years old Singaporean female blogger (an insurance agent as well) talked about her love life on her blog. Then she listed out all the necessary criterias “to be her boyfriend”:

Conditions – No old men.
- 27 till 34 anb (best)
- average built
- least 1.76m
- average pay of S$100k per year
- owns his own place in korea
- speaks english
- sweet
- cooks korean food
- no smoking
- no gambling

Source: HERE. I am not going to leave her blog url, Friendster url here. All those are available in the thread. By the way, she is a pingster as well.

Jialat’s thought:
Can I be honest and frank here? I feel that many girls nowadays look very highly about themselves, or I should say they do not know themselves thoroughly enough. At least they do not know how much they worth in other people’s eyes. If I were a KOREAN who is ABOVE 1.76M, DRIVE CAR, SPEAK ENGLISH, OWN PROPERTY IN KOREA, NOT SMOKING and GAMBLING, I would have my “set of conditions” to be my girlfriend. And based on look (face value), she is out. Come on, when you are choosing guys to be your boyfriend, guys are also choosing you, ladies. The ultimate point here is, are you worthy of that 100k guy? Since he is such an excellent guy, why would he choose you? At least someone with the look and body of Fiona Xie lah.

And this lady is kind of contradicting herself. In the middle of the article, she said:

Friends have definitely encouraged me to step out of my box and look at alternatives “men”, be opened and know more men. But, I do not believe in forcing or die die must have or be in BGR.

And yet at the end she listed out all the “conditions”. If she do not believe in die die must have in BGR, then she shouldn’t have the list at all. Kind of FAKE.

Also, I wonder if she is doing well in insurance. She got lots of ads in the blog but it is not well kept.

A reader forwarded me a link, with the title “星加坡大學生在宿舍樸野的真實自拍”. It showed a pair of couple having intimate fun in a room, from the start till the end. The clip lasted about 16 minutes. The couple spoke English with American slang. The girl was fair while the guy was tanned.

Seriously, I couldn’t figure out if it is really taken in the hostel room of any of the local university. The title somehow showed that the guy who uploaded the clip is from Hong Kong. Also, “宿舍” doesn’t necessary mean university hostel. It can also be any room rented by foreign students.

Anyway, if you are familiar with local university’s hotel room setup, or you know where the location is, your comment is welcome.

Poor Joan, is she kena sabotaged? The company, Virgin Atlantic Hong Kong already confirmed that the person in the photo is their airstewardess. But they could not confirmed if she is still with the company. Read the story HERE, and HERE (Chinese). As for the photos, the great Google can help (read my title and you will know what to search).

Joan looks cute…

And not just The Great Wall alone, he did that at many many famous locations in China, like 天津眼, 乐山大佛, 奥运鸟巢 and ect. the photos look real. His name is 区志航, a TV presenter from Guangdong TV station. Read 超越“做俯卧撑”的《景.观》 (Chinese) for his reason of doing that.

I saw Saiful Bukhari’s Friendster account. It is a private profile. What written at the shout-out box is:

“Wahai Anwar MUNAFIK!! aku cabar kau BERMUBAHALAH!!Tetap kan tempat dan waktu!aku AKAN datang!!Yang HAK Pasti Berdiri.Yang BATIL Pasti Jatuh!!Aku tak takut mati.ALLAHHUAKBAR!!!”

Seriously, no way for me to verify if it is really created by Saiful Bukhari himself, or just a joke by someone who got nothing better to do. The photo was added 30th June.

Do you think it is real? (search for “Saiful Bukhari” in Friendster, you will get it easily)

I wonder what happened on the train. Over some seats? Because someone’s seat was taken by someone?

(Video not valid anymore)

Taken from a local forum:

it took me alot of courage to post this thread….think it shud be safe cos i dunno any1 from here

i’m a very faithful n loyal gf… all my bgrs are long lasting. my 1st relationship lasted 5 yrs. ended when he went army and decided to flirt around. my 2nd bf lasted 2 yrs. was very abusive n flirtatious til i couldnt take it… my 3rd bf 2 years and still counting….

i’m very romantic, alwaz surprising my other half with gifts and small handmade stuff. i supposed i belong to e xiao nu ren category… all my frenz say i live for love… quite true for my case… my time is totally devoted to my bf… i am sociable with many guy frenz but i noe my limits. all my bfs were v poor… for ur info, i’m in my early twenties but i neva eva depend on bf.. i drive my own car, buy my own clothes n bags and pay my own meals.

my colleagues say i’m a fairly low maintenance kind of gf..
thus my ex all take me for granted. lots of times i ended up paying for their clothes, movies, their meals…

i alwaz believed in a fairy type of romance… but i fear i have lost myself as i grow older…
i used to think love is enough, no bread neva mind…

but now, i no longer think so… i feel upset it’s alwaz me having to fork out for dates, when anniversary he cant even afford to bring me out for meal or buy flowers… i mind when i’m e 1 alwaz fetching him home, driving him to work…

my mind (and eye) now keep wandering to other guys… i’m afraid… i have alwaz prided myself on being a very faithful gf… i’m afraid i’m becoming materialistic… but another part of me feels, as we grow older, our needs are different, e pple we come into contact with, are different…

i post here as my frenz dun understand my prob… they think is very simple, juz break up if i’m so unhappy…. but i juz cant do it…

i dunno how to explain… i very easily soft hearted, e moment a guy cry i cant stand it.. i feel so troubled… i got to noe a guy recently who drives, pay for dates (yes i went out secretly few times with him and got hell from my bf who found out)…..

i ask myself honestly… is it cos he drive so i like him?? my ans is no… i think wat i wanted was e feeling of being treated like a princess… for once, being driven instead of driving e guy, for once e guy plan e date instead of me, for once being surprised with gifts instead of me making efforts….

well to get down to e pt, i was very tempted to have a fling….i noe it’s so wrong and a betrayal but i’m juz getting more n more miserable…

Source

Anyone wanna help this troubled lady? Offer your genuine opinions? Or offer to be her fling?

There is a reason why I follow KennySia’s blog. He is fuxking creative! He writes funny post. And he latest post, Ten Reasons Why Najib vs Anwar Is Like Dawn Yang vs Xiaxue, proves it again!

Taken from KennySia:

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I was on my way to a food court besides Tampines Regional Library when I saw that shop, that pirated software shop. It is not unusual in that place to see pirated software shops. Every few months, we will see a pirated software shop pops out from no where. It may be there for few weeks, or months. There was one shop I saw there lasted for half a year. People around there are used to such shop, though it is illegal.

After my dinner, I popped by that shop to take a look. Like most of the pirated software shops, most of the products sold there are pirated PC, PSP games. There are pirated application software as well, but not as many.

Then I saw 3 teens sitting at the counter (basically it is just the place they put a table with cash register). To be exact, 2 teens, aged about 15 at most or less, and 1 kid aged 8 or 9 years old.

This is bad, really bad. Using under aged teens to man the shop? I really look down on whoever behind managing that shop. They are just some boh ji coward!

Shall I lodge a police report? What would happen if the teens are snatched by police?