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Wow, the auto show there so happening!

Stupid to the core. A gay doesn’t need penis to cheat on his wife, as long as he got the asshole.

It is a man’s worst nightmare but for Colombian farmer Luis Alfonso Sanchez it seemed the logical thing to do.

The 40-year-old decided to castrate himself to avoid cheating on his wife who refused to have sex with him.

Mr Sanchez had performed the act on many of his animals in the past and believed the procedure would be as easy for him saying: “I’ve castrated pigs, cats, dogs and three days later they are healed.

“I thought that’s what it was going to be like with me. I had practice with animals, so I went ahead, put some pressure on it, and cut them to remove them by force!”

“When I saw that I could no longer count on her (his wife), so that I wouldn’t keep bothering her, I made the decision to cut my testicles off because I am a Christian and did not want to go look for another (partner).”

The man is being treated at Santander Hospital where Dr. Javier Martinez said he is still healing: “He still has an escroto-penial hematoma. He’s been looked at by the urology department, and they found a complete absence of the testicles.”

According to doctors, Sanchez’s wounds have become infected.

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Look familiar?

The ten most commonly used passwords analysed in the study were:

1. 123456

2. 12345

3. 123456789

4. Password

5. iloveyou

6. princess

7. rockyou

8. 1234567

9. 12345678

10. abc123

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And she commented that David’s got small tool……

I was at one of the famous Chinese traditional medicine retail chain, to order a hamper with delivery. I just walked in and ordered, without asking any question, because I have done my research the other day.

After deciding on the delivery date, filling up the order form, I went over to the counter to make payment. The hamper cost close to $200. The auntie at the counter, before processing my payment, asked me if I wanted to be a member. The membership would cost me another 15 bucks, but I will have 5% discount on the spot, and any subsequent purchase, and a 15 bucks voucher when I receive my membership card. Sounded not bad, I agreed to sign up as member. Auntie said the membership fees and my purchase can not be combined into 1 receipt, must be separated. I was fine, though it mean I had to sign twice

Something unusual happened. Normally, sales people will be more eager to close a almost 200 dollars sales, rather than a 15 bucks one, right? It is common sense, right? But it was not the case in this retail shop. When I was busy filling up the membership form, the auntie eagerly waited for me to finish filling in all the details, rather than processing my payment of the hamper. After I was done with the membership form, the 1st thing she did was to swap my card, printed our the receipt, and handed over to me, to sign. It was the 15 bucks receipt. Weird right?

When I was signing, another lady was actually waiting to make payment. Another auntie attended to her. The lady believed that her membership already expired, but not sure. So, the auntie checked for her in the system. Yes, it was expired, and auntie asked the lady if she wanted to sign up again. Lady asked if she can renew the membership instead up sign up a new one. Auntie looked at the system, said “cannot, because the data in system has been viped out since it is already expired.”. And immediately handed over to her a signup form to fill in. The thing is, when I was filling my form, I saw there were 2 options on top of the form, asking customer if we want to “sign up new membership”, or “renew membership”. And what did the auntie said? Next, lady finished her form, while the auntie also just stood there waiting, instead of processing her purchase. Her purchase was at least 80 bucks, because another auntie asked if she wanted to take part in a luck draw. Minimum purchase to take part in the lucky draw is 80 bucks. You see, instead quickly closing the almost 100 bucks deal, the auntie waited and processed the 15 bucks membership sales 1st.

Is it weird? Or I am the only one feel that it is weird? I just think something is not right there, very not right. The sales people there are being driven in the wrong direction.

Shit, I just found that this site can track your mobile phone! Just key in your mobile number and wait for the result.

Young = Good? Not really, but definitely good to the eyes of the gentlemen.

THAI seeking a younger image, Older attendants get generous exit offer

So people keep saying that there are1.3 billions people in China, so not even 1 can beat this Mary-Jess Leaverland? 中国没人了吗?

A British exchange student, Mary-Jess Leaverland, has won a Chinese version of the X Factor after singing in the competition in Mandarin, it has emerged.

The 19 year-old, from Linden, Glos, won the competition Min Xing Chang Fan Tian – which translates to I want to Sing to the Stars – during her year studying in China as part of the University of Sheffield course.

As a result of the £900 win, the second-year music and Chinese student, who is fluent in Mandarin and Italian, is now enjoying celebrity status on the streets of China’s Jiangsu province, which has a population of more than 70 million.

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See how horny those gays in Malaysia are.

Talk to Bill Gates on Twitter, will you?