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They are so funny!
Virgin Sold At 12 For Sex, In Britain
I can’t believe that this is still happening in one of the modern countries today.
BRITISH virgin girls as young as 12 are being sold to mega-rich Arabs for sex at up to £50,000 a time.
Parents force the schoolgirls into prostitution and then sell them to millionaire paedophiles.
Vice Squad cops nicked three women and a man from Manchester after secretly filming them offering to pimp six girls aged between 14 and 23 at a five-star West London hotel.
They also taped the gang bragging how they were prepared to peddle even younger, prepubescent girls.
The gang – described as being “like something out of TV’s Shameless” with most unemployed or on benefits also had links to Newcastle and Liverpool.
A senior insider said: “This is about as sick as it gets.
“These are among the youngest girls we’ve found being offered for sex.
“This gang was extremely greedy – it was all about the money. Sex with a virgin aged 12 or under cost anything up to £50,000.
“Our inquiries continue and we expect more arrests.”
Sex trafficking of children born here is extremely rare. Detectives normally see foreign kids from Eastern Europe, the Far East and Africa bought here to work as sex slaves.
An NSPCC spokesperson said: “Unscrupulous traffickers are controlling and terrorising vulnerable children within the UK, forcing some into the sex industry and abusing and exploiting many others.
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“When the police and other agencies find these children, they need to provide immediate protection and support to help them overcome their ordeal.
“We urge anyone who fears a child is being exploited to call the police, children’s services or the NSPCC.”
Meanwhile, the Yard’s Clubs and Vice Unit, known as CO14, is expected to take full responsibility for targeting the multi-million pound sex trafficking trade in London.
As well as stopping foreign sex slaves being smuggled into the UK, they will investigate home-grown prostitution rings.
There is likely to be an explosion in sex trafficking in the run-up to the 2012 Olympics.
Last week, several leading charities wrote to Met Commissioner Sir Paul Stephenson urging him not merge the force’s stand-alone Human Trafficking Team into the Vice Squad when Home Office funding ends shortly.
But Clubs and Vice are considered more than capable of taking on the big trafficking jobs.
Secretary To Head Of Britain’s Nuclear Weapons System Enjoys Orgies
Aged 48, married, mother of 2, so wild. By the way, she is not pretty, nor she is hot.
A SECRETARY to the head of Britain’s nuclear weapons system was last night accused of putting national security at risk – by taking part in ORGIES.
Married mum-of-two Julia Sinclair, 48, exposed herself to blackmail by indulging in sordid swingers’ sex sessions.
She is employed in a highly-sensitive role as personal assistant to Rear Admiral Stephen Lloyd, who is in charge of procurement and delivery of nuclear submarines.
Experts said Mrs Sinclair would have high-level security clearance, and access to strategic documents at Abbey Wood MoD base near Bristol.
Her sleazy hobby was revealed when pictures of her taken at two orgies were circulated among fellow swingers.
One sex session, with a group of men she had never met before, took place at a Travelodge.
Security expert Chris Dobson said: “It’s a huge security risk. This is what the Soviets always tried to do to – catch someone in a sensitive post, get them in a sexual situation and take pictures to blackmail them into being a spy.”
Another expert said: “She’ll have sensitive details of Trident missiles.
“She is likely to have access to the Admiral’s emails, his diary and details of all personnel in that department. Those details could be used in a terrorist plot.
“Her swinging could have had serious implications. It’s a threat to national security.”
When asked about the orgies, tearful Mrs Sinclair claimed it was a one-off. She admitted she had not told hubby Paul, adding: “I can’t tell my boss.”
Ho White, Ranchy Version Of Snow White
BLOWING smoke rings as she lies back in bed with seven semi-naked dwarves tucked alongside, it’s Snow White like you’ve never seen before.
Now this risque version of the fairytale favourite, renamed “Ho White” to promote a local beer, has drawn the wrath of Disney.
The Jamieson’s Raspberry Ale campaign, launched by brewers The Foundry online this week, features an adults-only take on the fairytale character, with dwarves named Filthy, Smarmy and Randy replacing Sleepy, Happy and Doc.
The cheeky ad’s creators said it was designed to convince Australian drinkers the fruit-flavoured beer was “anything but sweet”.
But the saucy strategy, rolled out online, in liquor stores and on bar coasters, has come to the attention of the entertainment giant which licenses the animated heroine.
The campaign confirmed it had “a little bit of contact” with Disney over the likeness.
Mr Lee Hsien Loong Is 15th Hottest Heads Of State In The World
Congratulation to Mr Lee Hsien Loong, Prime Minister of Singapore. Mr Lee is just one place behind Barack Obama of USA, and is also ranked higher than Vladimir Putin of Russia (I do think Putin is a hunk). According to the website, Hottest Heads of State, it is a “scientific and unbiased ranking of world leaders in order of hotness”.
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The top of the rank is Yulia Tymoshenko, Prime Minister of Ukraine. I have to say that, she is one hot lady. Click to enlarge:
I suspect Tuanku Mizan Zainal Abidin, Yang di-Pertuan Agong of Malaysia has been selected over Najib Razak, Prime Minister of Malaysia, based on hotness as well. Malaysia could have been dropped out of top 100 if it was Mr Najib Razak in the list.
What puzzles me is that Liu Chao-shiuan, Premier of Taiwan, has been chosen over Ma Ying-jeou. Why? If Mr Ma was in the list, Taiwan would definitely rank better than China’s Hu Jintao (111th).
Of them all, Kim Jong-il is the worst. I agree. Check out the list. By the way, the FAQ section is funny.
AIDS Prostitute Exposed Her 279 Clients Contacts On Web
A prostitute in Beijing, China, has written about her tough early life, and exposed 279 contacts of her clients, on her blog. I was thinking to translate the articles all over China forums, news portal, but seems like someone has done a good job.
Maria Ozawa Cancels Jakarta Trip
To all Maria’s fans in Indonesia: don’t be sad, her porns can be easily downloaded from various torrent sites.
Over the years various foreigners have been banned from entering Indonesia, but Maria Ozawa does not look like an obvious candidate for the blacklist.
A shapely 23-year old of mixed Japanese and Canadian parentage, she is not a terrorist, journalist, or a convicted criminal. But Ozawa has been forced to cancel her arrival in Jakarta today in a row that has drawn in Islamic fundamentalists, feminists and plenty of people in between.
Better known by her acting name Miyabi, Ozawa is one of Asia’s most successful pornographic film actresses. Although little known in the West, she has surpassed even acting legends such as Pamela Anderson as the most searched for celebrity on Indonesia’s internet version of Google. But news of her plans to work in Indonesia have stirred up angry protests from conservative Islamic organisations in the latest round in an ongoing debate about sexual morality.
Miss Homeless, Belgium
The world is getting weird.
THESE pageant contestants aren’t used to the luxury of hot water or a hair dryer to help them look their best.
But they did have the motivation of winning a year’s free accommodation to spur them on during the Miss Homeless Belgium competition.
Ten women battled it out in the final over the weekend – which aimed to bring attention to the plight of the country’s homeless.
Contestants had to make it through all five parts of the pageant, including a talk where judges assessed their “will to get themselves out of a difficult situation.”
Therese Van Belle, 58, won the crown and will now be able to stay in a rent-free flat for a year.
Top 10 Boob Town In England
Liverpool girls got the biggest boobs!
GIRLS from the Kop have a lot up top – after research revealed they boast the biggest boobs in Britain.
It found the average bra size in Liverpool – home to curvy beauties like Page 3 girl Katie Downes – is a very “plentiful” 34E.
In second place are 34DD Geordie girls, while Manchester women are third at 36D. Despite the bigger number – which is the measurement in inches around a woman’s chest and back – the letter denotes the breasts’ volume.
Contrary to popular belief, Bristol City comes in the middle of the bustometer at 34C.
Experts say the regional diversity in bust sizes is down to many things – including body weight, age, pregnancy, and hormones in the contraceptive pill.
Boob jobs – or breast enhancement surgery – are also more popular in certain regions.
A nationwide study by Debenhams looked at its most popular bra sizes from April 2009 to October 2009.
Annette Warburton, head of the chain’s lingerie buying, said: “The most common size in Liverpool stands at a plentiful 34E. In London, the average falls to a still impressive 34D.
“On the small but perfectly-formed side of the map is Southampton with an average 34B, and Birmingham comes in at 34A.”
About 70 per cent of women are believed to wear the wrong bra size – leading to back pain, bad posture and skin irritation.
Ms Warburton said: “The majority of women still believe themselves to be a 34B. It’s not until they hand over their figures to our expert fitters that they discover a new boost to their bust and confidence.”
Reka Urban, Miss Plastic Hungary
Miss Plastic, a pageant contest for beauties with fake boobs.
BUDAPEST, Hungary — It was a night for unnatural beauties.
Contestants showed off breast implants, nose jobs and face lifts as Miss Plastic Hungary 2009 strove to promote the benefits of plastic surgery in a country where artificial enhancements are viewed mostly with a wary eye.
“I think this competition is long overdue,” said photographer Marton Szipal, one of the pageant judges. “Hungarians used to laugh about plastic surgery but it’s time for Hungarian women to care more about their appearance. They are the most beautiful in Europe.”
Plastic surgeon Dr. Tamas Rozsos said the pageant also meant to show that cosmetic corrections did not necessarily have to be about oversized breasts, bulbous lips and skin stretched to near tearing point.
“This about restoring harmony … eliminating asymmetries and giving women the opportunity to have normal features,” Rozsos said. “Plastic surgery has a bad reputation in Hungary but its mostly due to the exaggerations.”
Despite Hungary having been hit hard by the global economic crisis with the government forced to scale back spending on health services, Rozsos said that the number of surgeries had been rising year by year.
“People for whom this is important always find the money,” Rozsos said.
To qualify for the pageant, the 18 Hungarian residents had to prove they’d gone fully under the knife — mere Botox or collagen injections did not count. Nearly all the contestants showed off augmented breasts, with reshaped noses also popular. One finalist had surgically adjusted toes.
Organizers claimed contestants were expected to show “a perfect harmony of body and soul,” but the three-part pageant concentrated almost exclusively on the women’s physical attributes and the usually conspicuous wishes for world peace went missing.
Miss Plastic candidates were at least 18 years old and included a former rhythmic gymnast, a firefighter married to a police officer, a mother of three and several strippers. There was a special category for women over 30.
Pageant queen Reka Urban, a 22-year-old hostess, won an apartment in Budapest, first runner-up Edina Kulcsar was given a new car and second runner-up Alexandra Horvath took home diamond jewelry worth 2 million forints ($10,800). The winners’ plastic surgeons also received awards.
