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A former Miss Argentina has died after undergoing cosmetic surgery to get firmer buttocks.

Solange Magnano, 38, died of a pulmonary embolism after undergoing a gluteoplasty in Buenos Aires, a normally routine procedure which involves placing implants in the buttocks to give them a firmer outline.

The mother of eight-year-old twins, who won the beauty crown in 1994, died on Sunday after three days in a critical condition. Roberto Piazza, a close friend, claimed that the procedure also involved injections and the liquid “went to her lungs and brain”.

“This woman who had everything is dead because she wanted to have a slightly firmer behind,” said Mr Piazza, a fashion designer.

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THE coach of one of the world’s best football teams is so furious with their performance that he’s given an ultimatum: Lift your game, or be forced to wear quirky Katy Perry lingerie on the pitch.

Britain’s West Ham manager Gianfranco Zola he has made the threat to humiliate them into improving.

Pert Perry had fans dreaming of cups when she slipped on a custom-made West Ham-themed lingerie set at the MTV awards for boyfriend and diehard fan Russell Brand.

The coach laughed at the idea of star striker Carlton Cole in a corset.

He even quipped: “That would be a good idea!”

And now the club shop is inundated with orders from supporters wanting a special stocking filler this Christmas.

Just 50 were originally made and they sold out in no time… at £300 apiece.

Orders are already flooding in to get one in time for Valentine’s Day. Zola might even be persuaded to splash out on his missus next month.

He added: “I don’t know if I’ll buy it yet but I’ll see. I have to see first what it looks like – then I will decide.”

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Idiot. How is he going to admire his pair of breasts?

A BOOB crazy man loves nipples so much that he has had them tattooed on his BUM.

Jay Norwell spent hours admiring his favourite forms in men’s magazines before deciding on the perfect pair to have inked on his backside.

Now the 28-year-old loves getting his “bottom boobs” out at parties and flashing them for everyone to see.

The tattoo artist, from Arborfield, Berks, said: “I love boobs so I thought I should have my own.

“They were originally modelled on Lily Allen’s boobs but we had a look in a men’s magazine and there was a girl called Rebecca from Bournemouth – they were the nicest ones I could find.

“They were just perfect. I thought it would be funny. It seemed like a good idea at the time. I got it done by two artists who had a cheek each.

“Most people are shocked and can’t believe I’ve seriously done it but see the funny side of it.

“My mum thought it was stupid but she’s given up on me now as a lost cause. I really want to take a picture of my bum in a bra but I haven’t found the right size yet.”

Jay, who works at the Derma Funk tattoo parlour in Bracknell, Berks, has 32 other tattoos.

Pal Lee Nicholls had a Facebook logo tattooed on his bottom after 10,000 people urged him to do it on the social networking site.

The tattoo artist created the group saying: “If 10,000 people join i will have the facebook logo on my a***!!”

He was forced to go through it when enough people signed up in less than a month.

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Looking greater!

Helena Christensen, the Danish supermodel, has described the joys of posing nude at 40.

Christensen said she was “flabbergasted” that people could be offended by pictures of naked women.

Speaking to Elle magazine, she said: “I have no problems with showing my body. I love the female shape. It’s crazy – you can have movie posters with men with machine guns but oh, God forbid you show nipples. That never ceases to amaze me. It’s flabbergasting. So I have no problems with it. But I’m Danish. Everyone’s naked on the beaches.”

However, she added: “I wanted the nudity to be in that normal, subtle way because my grandmother is still alive and I want to keep her for another 15 years. I don’t want her to get a shock.”

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These creatures are so colourful!

Deep under the Antarctic ice, a rare, colourful burst of starfish and 3m-long monster worms has been filmed by a BBC camera crew.

Filmed in time-lapse, the extraordinary swarm of deep-sea creatures gathers to feed in a frenzy on the body of a seal, which had sunk to the ocean floor.

Such a bounty of food may only occur once every ten years in the ice-cold waters of McMurdo Sound, Antarctica.

The images were taken by divers filming for the natural history series Life.

Descending through a hole cut in the ice, cameramen Doug Allan and Hugh Miller set up a time-lapse camera on the ocean floor.

The time-lapse sequence revealed the feeding frenzy of hundreds of huge worms, starfish, brittle stars and sea-urchins.

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It is a difficult choice.

It is the choice no parent – or spouse – should ever have to make.

When New Zealand woman Vanessa Horton crashed her car into a river near the family home, her husband had to make the excruciating choice between saving her or resucing his son, who was trapped in the sinking car.

Silva Horton, 13, drowned in the Whanganui River, on Saturday night after the car, in which he was a front-seat passenger, came off the road and cartwheeled down a steep 32 foot (10 metre) bank into the water.

His father Stacy arrived from their nearby home in whanganui, on North Island, less than two minutes after the crash to hear his wife screaming in the darkness and the family Mazda stationwagon submerged nose down three feet under the surface.

As his wife floundered in the water, Mr Horton tried to dive down to the car to rescue his son, but said he could not reach the teenager.

“I tried to get down and get him but I couldn’t, it was just too deep. And Vanessa was going under,” Mr Horton told the Dominion Post newspaper.

“I made a call to pull my wife to safety. I looked back and I could see the tail-lights but it was too far and I couldn’t get him,” he said.

“I just had to accept the fact that he had gone.

“Instead of going down and risking my life as well as my wife and son’s, I chose to take V back and sat on the shore praying. It was all I could do,” he added.

Emergency services arrived within minutes of the crash but police divers and firefighters using breathing apparatus also failed to reach the dying boy.

Whanganui senior station officer Gary Wilson said the water was dark and murky and the firefighters struggled to reach the car.

“We tried everything but to no avail,” said Mr Wilson. “It was a longshot but it was worth the risk to try and save him.”

Mr Horton said the family had been at home when they heard a group of children vandalising their letterbox.

The group ran off and his wife, Silva and Silva’s friend Robert followed them in the car.

As Mrs Horton slowly pulled over to talk to the group as they stood by the river bank, the car “kept going” on the grass.

“I do know my son was unconscious when he drowned [after hitting his head on the dash]. It’s just a freak accident. We can’t blame anyone,” said Mr Horton.

“My wife is emotionally distraught and drained, like I am.”

Divers recovered Silva’s body early on Sunday. His friend Robert had managed to scramble up the bank to safety as the car sank.

Police said alcohol and speed were not factors in the accident and it was thought the stationwagon slid on wet grass as it slowed down.

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I doubt the validity of all the following. But they all make a good laugh.

Body: MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED: Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.

LONGEST PUBES: Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.

MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH: Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.

ZITS: In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1inch.

WORST DRINK: The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.

MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL: This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed,but served with a tampon(unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a ‘**** Pump’.

GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN: Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a ‘substantial’ amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.

LONGEST TURD: The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American who, produced a ‘staggering turd’ over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.

MOST PROLONGED FART: Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds

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Stupid……

Police in Oregon, USA, saw drunken Sean McDowell, 24, picking up the 1.3m (4ft) tall toy outside a shop and simulate sex with it twice.

‘He was pretty enamoured with it and decided he was taking it home,’ said Sergeant Bob Smith.

‘Then he turns and sees one of our officers and he puts the giraffe down and walks away. Later in the evening, he did it again. Maybe he had struck out with all the women at the bar and this giraffe was looking pretty good.’

The poor giraffe belongs to the Bug A Boo children’s store and was removed to a place of safety at the station.

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Because he forgot the paper works……

The prime minister of Vanuatu has been stripped of his position and parliamentary seat because of a basic paperwork error.

Edward Natapei, who has been attending a Commonwealth summit, missed three consecutive sittings without submitting a written explanation for his absence.

Under Vanuatu’s law, this means he must forfeit his seat.

The Pacific island-nation will now be ruled by a caretaker government until MPs elect a new prime minister.

The vote is expected next week, and there will also be a by-election for Mr Natapei’s seat.

To have retained his seat, Mr Natapei – who is now flying back from the Commonwealth summit in Trinidad and Tobago – needed simply to have notified the parliamentary Speaker.

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What a tongue.

PETER Sinclair is a $10 million man in his workplace – but this cheese grader is no boardroom heavyweight. Sinclair, a top-level cheese taster has just had his taste buds insured for the multi-million dollar amount.

It is not the first time that a man has chosen to protect what he considers to be his greatest asset;

Former Test cricketer Merv Hughes took out a policy of over $300,000 on his notorious handle-bar moustache and Dutch wine taster Ilja Gort insured his nose for $8 million.

In the sporting world, football stars such as David Beckham and Cristiano Ronaldo have their goal-scoring legs insured for up to a staggering $144 million.

London-based company Lloyds have provided the policy for Mr Sinclair, which insures the tasting process that he undertakes every day as well as his sense of taste and smell.

Their agreement officially makes Mr Sinclair’s taste buds the most expensive in Australia.

“My taste buds are completely integral to my job,” he said.

“During routine cheese inspections, I carefully smell the cheese to detect any abnormalities, then assess the texture by pressing the cheese firmly between the forefinger and thumb to determine texture attributes and finally take a bite to ascertain the maturity of the cheese.

“My taste buds are my livelihood.”

Mr Sinclair’s new policy was encouraged by his employer, Mainland, who need him to oversee the production of 13 million kilograms of cheese every year.

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