Hooker Makes £300k In 6 Years

Interesting read.

Paige Ashley

STUNNING star student Paige Ashley turned her back on a lawyer’s career to make £1million as a real life Belle de Jour.

Just like the anonymous sex blogger who last week revealed herself as scientist Dr Brooke Magnanti, Paige became a hooker to fund her studies.

But unlike Dr Magnanti, Paige was seduced by the chance to earn up to £20,000 a time and gave up her dream to work in vice full time.

Six years later she has £300,000 in the bank, a posh North London flat, a soft-top sports car and a boob job. But although Paige has vowed to keep on hooking until she has saved the magic million, she admits: “I wouldn’t say I was happy.

“I can’t turn my back on this. I’m making too much money. But all I’ve ended up doing is giving myself a hollow life.

“I should have roughed it with the other students. Now I’d love to turn back the clock and be slumming it in a bedsit.”

“My first client was a fat lawyer, who met me in a Travelodge. I remember lying back while he grunted on top of me. Not good! His breath stank – it was a big turn-off. But at least I had money.

“One bloke wanted me to re-enact a fantasy that he was a baby and I had to feed him with a bottle. Another insisted on putting on MY clothes before sex.

“I’d meet them in hotels that were usually grotty flea pits.”

“I lay on the bed, staring at the ceiling, feeling numb. But I knew I’d have to put those sorts of thoughts behind me and get on with it.” Her first job abroad was in Spain, where she spent a week as a 65-year-old businessman’s “wife” for £30,000. She has since been flown to Australia, LA, Las Vegas, the Middle East and Brazil by other men.

“My biggest one-off job was with three Arab businessmen at the Emirates Palace Hotel in Abu Dhabi,” she said. “It’s a seven-star hotel and everything is decked out in gold leaf. They paid me £20,000 for one night with all of them. By morning I was exhausted.

“Arab men are fascinated by Western women. We’re almost like status symbols to them. I’ve met girls working in Abu Dhabi, Dubai and Bahrain who’ve made a million out of escorting.”

Her worst bookings with her new agency have been in Britain – with MPs. She said: “My job has taken me right to the heart of Westminster. I’ve had sex with about a dozen MPs at different times, all of them Conservatives and all what I’d term upper-class.

“They seem to think they’re being naughty by spending £5,000 to have a night with me. They’re rubbish in bed – all fingers and fumbling. I find them pretty distasteful.

“Funnily enough, since the expenses scandal broke I haven’t met any.”

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Super Low Cut Wedding Dress

Wow!

super low cut wedding dress

Woman Self Pwned

Be really careful when you are on Facebook, Twitter……

A Canadian woman on long-term sick leave for depression says she lost her benefits because her insurance agent found photos of her on Facebook in which she appeared to be having fun.

Nathalie Blanchard has been on leave from her job at IBM in Bromont, Quebec, for the last year.

The Canadian Broadcasting Corp. reported Saturday she was diagnosed with major depression and was receiving monthly sick-leave benefits from insurance giant Manulife.

But the payments dried up this fall and when Blanchard called Manulife, she says she was told she was available to work because of Facebook.

She said her insurance agent described several pictures Blanchard posted on Facebook, including ones showing her having a good time at a Chippendales bar show, at her birthday party and on a sun holiday.

Blanchard said Manulife told her it’s evidence she is no longer depressed. She’s fighting to get her benefits reinstated and says her lawyer is exploring what the next step should be.

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Conscious Man In “Coma” For 23 Years

23 years? Poor man.

A car crash victim has spoken of the horror he endured for 23 years after he was misdiagnosed as being in a coma when he was conscious the whole time.

Rom Houben, trapped in his paralysed body after a car crash, described his real-life nightmare as he screamed to doctors that he could hear them – but could make no sound.

‘I screamed, but there was nothing to hear,’ said Mr Houben, now 46, who doctors thought was in a persistent vegatative state.

‘I dreamed myself away,’ he added, tapping his tale out with the aid of a computer.

Doctors used a range of coma tests before reluctantly concluding that his consciousness was ‘extinct’.

But three years ago, new hi-tech scans showed his brain was still functioning almost completely normally.

Mr Houben described the moment as ‘my second birth’. Therapy has since allowed him to tap out messages on a computer screen.

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8-Bit Thriller

This is awesome.

Fann Wong Diagnosed With H1N1

The famous Mediacorp actress, Fann Wong, wife of Christopher Lee, has been diagnosed with H1N1, swineflu, and will be on MC for 10 days. Poor Christopher, you can’t touch her for 10 days……

Fann Wong

H1N1 Mask Used As Bra And Pantie (NSFW)

This is actually a protest staged by FEMEN in Ukraine.

FEMEN protest

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Activists from the Ukrainian women’s movement FEMEN kiss and wear underwear made from protective masks during a protest on Independence Square in Kyiv on Nov. 9. FEMEN activists protested that the swine flu or A/H1N1 epidemic, is being used by politicians to create fear among the population ahead of the Jan. 17 presidential election.

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Chinese Giving Out Renminbi In America

To show off China/PRC’s international strength nowadays? A bit dumb to me. Anyway, this guy’s name is Zhao Ban Di (赵半狄), a so-called artist. He was dubbed “Panda artist” because of his artworks are all relevant to panda. Early this year when the movie Kungfu Panda was on, he protested, claiming that the American stole China’s idea (panda and kungfu) to produce this movie. So, you got the idea how dumb he is?


Please go to HERE if you can’t watch the video clip.

stupid China man

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She Got Boobs On Her Back!

Incredible!

boobs on back

Hair Dye Went Terribly Wrong……

I feel sorry for her……

Abigail Colbourne

A SCHOOLGIRL was left “looking like an alien” after an extreme allergic reaction to a hair dye.

Abigail Colbourne, 15, dyed her brown locks darker but didn’t do a patch test, as advised.

The Clairol dye caused huge swelling. Abigail, of Sydenham, South London, said: “My eyes were glued together, and my head swelled up. It was terrifying.”

Docs reduced the swelling but mum Joanna Leech said: “People should be aware of the effects of these dyes.”

Clairol said such reactions “are very rare”.

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