Office Camouflage

Very funny TV ads from Russia.

Teacher Forces Student To Touch Her Breasts

Not just touching breast……

Tampa, Florida — News of the arrest of a 6th grade geography teacher spread fast among the student body of Farnell Middle School.

Eighth grader Kathleen Newell says she found out on Facebook.

“It’s a surprise,” she said.

Hillsborough County Sheriff’s deputies arrested 39-year-old Tammy Clinton at the school on Thursday, accusing her of not only forcing a 14-year-old student to touch her breasts and fondling his buttocks, but twice enticing him to leave the campus with her so they could commit a sexual act. The most recent attempt was the day of the arrest, deputies said. She bonded out of jail early Friday morning.

“They didn’t believe it because they said she was really friendly, that she was their favorite teacher,” Kathleen Newell said of her friends’ reaction to the arrest.

Her mom, Luisa Newell, chimed in, “That’s the thing, sometimes teachers can be so friendly. You just don’t know how far they can go.”

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Male Model Offers Police Oral Sex In Exchange For Release

This is the 1st time I heard of Nick Snider.

Nick Snider, who Forbes magazine named the world’s fifth most successful male model in 2008, has been charged with three misdemeanors, including offering multiple law enforcement officials oral sex in exchange for release, The Smoking Gun reports.

The intoxicated 21-year-old was arrested on Monday morning for causing a disturbance at a friend’s house in Batesville, Arkansas. Snider, however, was having none of it.

According to an Independence County Sheriff’s Department report, Snider told the approaching officers “I am a very famous model.” Then as he was being driven to the county jail in a patrol car, he told one of the deputies “If you stop I’ll suck your dick and balls if you let me go.” Then Snider “also harassed the booking Jailer with similar sexual comments,” which got him an additional charge of attempting to illegally influence a public servant.

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Turkish Girl Buried Alive For Talking To Boys

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Turkish police have recovered the body of a 16-year-old girl they say was buried alive by relatives in an “honour” killing carried out as punishment for talking to boys.

The girl, who has been identified only by the initials MM, was found in a sitting position with her hands tied, in a two-metre hole dug under a chicken pen outside her home in Kahta, in the south-eastern province of Adiyaman.

Police made the discovery in December after a tip-off from an informant, the Turkish newspaper Hurriyet reported on its website.

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Toilet Sex In This Restaurant

This is great!

Mildred’s Temple Kitchen is inviting customers to have sex in its bathrooms.

The Valentine’s weekend promotion takes uncomfortable but electrifying sex from the close confines of an airplane and transfers it to the unisex stalls of the Hanna Ave. restaurant.

The Liberty Village restaurant proposes its modern bathrooms become one of the “101 places to have sex before you die.”

Mildred’s has always elicited a certain response. One customer, who didn’t want to be named, remembers going to a wedding at the eatery’s old location and seeing a copy of the Kama Sutra in the bathroom.

“They invite it,” said the customer.

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Bad Apple, One Of The Best Stop Motion Movie I Ever Watched

Tyra Banks Interviews 5 Women Born With 2 Vaginas

Very interesting interview. Wish I could watch the video in better quality.

The Making Of Nexus One

Looks interesting.

Teen Got Pregnant After Oral Sex

This case is classic, I really have to share it here.

Oral conception. Impregnation via the proximal gastrointestinal tract in a patient with an aplastic distal vagina. Case report.

[Ed. note: There is no abstract, so we're including most of the original article below. It's a bit long, but trust us--it's worth the read!]

“Case report:
The patient was a 15-year-old girl employed in a local bar. She was admitted to hospital after a knife fight involving her, a former lover and a new boyfriend. Who stabbed whom was not quite clear but all three participants in the small war were admitted with knife injuries.

The girl had some minor lacerations of the left hand and a single stab-wound in the upper abdomen. Under general anaesthesia, laparotomy was performed through an upper midline abdominal incision to reveal two holes in the stomach. These two wounds had resulted from the single stab-wound through the abdominal wall. The two defects were repaired in two layers. The stomach was noted empty at the time of surgery and no gastric contents were seen in the abdomen. Nevertheless, the abdominal cavity was lavaged with normal saline before closure. The condition of the patient improved rapidly following routine postoperative care and she was discharged home after 10 days.

Precisely 278 days later the patient was admitted again to hospital with acute, intermittent abdominal pain. Abdominal examination revealed a term pregnancy with a cephalic fetal presentation. The uterus was contracting regularly and the fetal heart was heard. Inspection of the vulva showed no vagina, only a shallow skin dimple was present below the external urethral meatus and between the labia minora. An emergency lower segment caesarean section was performed under spinal anaesthesia and a live male infant weighing 2800 g was born…

…While closing the abdominal wall, curiosity could not be contained any longer and the patient was interviewed with the help of a sympathetic nursing sister. The whole story did not become completely clear during that day but, with some subsequent inquiries, the whole saga emerged.

The patient was well aware of the fact that she had no vagina and she had started oral experiments after disappointing attempts at conventional intercourse. Just before she was stabbed in the abdomen she had practised fellatio with her new boyfriend and was caught in the act by her former lover. The fight with knives ensued. She had never had a period and there was no trace of lochia after the caesarean section. She had been worried about the increase in her abdominal size but could not believe she was pregnant although it had crossed her mind more often as her girth increased and as people around her suggested that she was pregnant. She did recall several episodes of lower abdominal pain during the previous year. The young mother, her family, and the likely father adapted themselves rapidly to the new situation and some cattle changed hands to prove that there were no hard feelings.

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A plausible explanation for this pregnancy is that spermatozoa gained access to the reproductive organs via the injured gastrointestinal tract. It is known that spermatozoa do not survive long in an environment with a low pH (Jeffcoate1975), but it is also known that saliva has a high pH and that a starved person does not produce acid under normal circumstances (Bernards & Bouman 1976). It is likely that the patient became pregnant with her first or nearly first ovulation otherwise one would expect that inspissated blood in the uterus and salpinges would have made fertilization difficult. The fact that the son resembled the father excludes an even more miraculous conception.”

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Singapore TV Actress In Sex Video Scandal

I received the snapshots from Newpaper, with a video link, and I know a resourceful reader has some good stuff for me.

Just another scandal, no big deal, seriously. She acted in Malay comedy, she looks cute. The video is just 3m56s, rather short.

As for who she is? No I am not going to tell you. Try Google Trends Singapore to find out.

Singapore TV actress sex video scandal

Singapore TV actress sex video scandal

Singapore TV actress sex video scandal