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And she promises a strip club in every town if she wins……

It’s an unusual campaign pledge: a strip club in every town. That, however, is what Adriely Fatal, a stripper and “erotic actress” from north-eastern Brazil, is promising voters as she hits the campaign trail in search of a place in parliament.

With general elections taking place in October, four adult entertainers are preparing to battle it out for a seat in Ceara state’s local assembly, aiming to rock the political establishment by forming a powerful “sex lobby” within government.

Leading Ceara’s campanha erótica is 23-year-old Fatal, who also promises to focus on hospitals and education and is campaigning outside the local football stadium, where she dances on an open-backed truck dressed in skin-tight shorts.

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Stupid?

The 31-year-old Bellevue bride-to-be was heading home from her bachelorette party Saturday morning. Her wedding was only hours away. There was just one problem: Her friends let her drive.

It was 6 a.m. and the woman was doing 90 while weaving in and out of traffic. A Washington State Patrol officer pulled her over and discovered that the woman’s blood alcohol level was twice the legal limit. The woman also had a confession: This wasn’t the first time she’d been booked for a DUI.

After being taken to jail, the woman was released in time to take a taxi and make the service in Burien. But she still faces drunken driving charges. And the reality that, while her friends were considerate enough to give her a party before she got hitched, they weren’t smart enough to hide her keys.

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Maybe I should try this as well.

The good news for Mark Malkoff is that if he has to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, all he has to do is stand up. But watch out for the cereal bowl!

The Queens comedian and filmmaker is spending five days living in his cramped Astoria apartment bathroom while attempting to kick his Internet addiction.

“A while back, I noticed that many of the things that I have tried to accomplish on an average day were not getting done because I was online so much,” says the 34-year-old Malkoff, who on Sept. 12 will post a video of his bathroom stay on MyDamnChannel.com.

“I didn’t know where else in New York City that I could go that would not have any distractions or temptations. So I barricaded myself in my bathroom for five days.”

Considering the minute size (and horrendous pink color) of Malkoff’s bathroom, that’s no easy task.

“I measured it out and this bathroom is smaller than the average jail cell at Alcatraz,” he says while lounging in his tub. “But the worst part is the color. Whoever designed this pink bathroom wanted to torture me. This color is just ugly.”

So how bad was Malkoff’s addiction to the Internet that he had to lock himself in his bathroom?

He admits that he was online from the moment he woke up in the morning to the time he went to bed at night. Not that being hooked on the Web is unusual in New York.

“I don’t think my Internet addiction is that much worse than a lot of New Yorkers who are required to be online for their job all day,” says Malkoff. “But I’d be on dates with my wife and I’d excuse myself to go to the bathroom and check my Twitter or Facebook pages. That’s unacceptable.”

Unfortunately for Malkoff’s wife, Christine, the solution to his problem has just created another, more awkward, issue.

“Initially she went to Starbucks to go to the bathroom, because we only have one in our apartment,” says Malkoff. “But today she came in and used the toilet while I wore earplugs and hid behind the shower curtain.”

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Would you be interested? Introduction taken from TheUglyBugBall.net:

Internet dating is more popular that it’s ever been with singles all over the world logging on to find the love of their life. But aren’t you sick of all the twee lovey dovey dating sites that show perfectly pretty people walking hand in hand on a wind swept beach?

We know it never turns out like that – at TUBB we deal in reality.

If you are one of the millions of people that don’t like what they see in the mirror, then this is the place for you!

Poor girl.

Referee fights back!

Police in north eastern Brazil are searching for a referee after a player was stabbed to death during an amateur football match in Barreira in Ceara state.

A spokesman for the Ceara state military police said referee Francisco Chaves had killed Jose da Silva, 35, and injured his brother Francisco in a fight, after whistling for a foul against the visiting Boa-Fe (good faith) team from Redencao (redemption), and then fled the scene.

Major Marcos Paulo said Francisco da Silva kicked the referee after he blew up for the foul near the Boa-Fe penalty area, sparking the fight, and Jose da Silva went to his brother’s aid only to be stabbed in the chest and killed.

“Because it was an amateur game, there was no policing so the referee fled after the crime,” Paulo said.

“We’ve already made some searches for him and received information that he might hand himself in today but for now he’s a fugitive.”

Francisco da Silva was in hospital with knife wounds in his ribs.

Local media said the dead man, Jose da Silva, was a security guard in Redencao.

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What do you think?

As you are reading this letter, I bet that you have seen/heard about what happened earlier in our country.

Tourists were hostages of a policeman here, Rolando Mendoza. After a few hours of the horrible crime, some of the victims were dead including the hostage-taker.

I wrote this letter not just to apologize but also to let everyone know that we Filipinos are not all like Mendoza. We are loving and good-hearted people.

For so many years, our country has been standing tall and surpassing every dilemma; be it small or big. Years ago (back when I wasn’t born yet), you have watched us fight for what we think is right. We fought for the democracy of our nation.. The EDSA revolution. But that’s just one out of many.

Second. We Filipinos have been serving other countries for our families and we treat you as our own as well. With all due respect, I thank you all for giving us the trust through the years. For helping us to become what we are now.

The Philippines is more than just a group of islands. We are a nation of strong and remarkable people. A country of beauty and love known to be hospitable and well-valued. I humbly apologize for what happened tonight. No one in this world would want something like that to happen for life should be valued.

I politely ask the attention of the world. Please do not judge and mistreat us just because of what happened tonight. I have been searching the net and found terrible things. Hong Kong advices to avoid travels here, China and HK bans Filipinos and that Philippines is the worst place to go.

I can’t blame you for what you have decided but I hope that you could understand. Our country is now in a sea of problems. And I know for sure that we helped you in a way or another. Let peace and understanding reign this time.

I know that this letter will just be trash but I wish that you would understand. On behalf of the Philippine population.. WE ARE SORRY.

As a song puts it…

And I believe that in my life I will see an end to hopelessness, giving-up and suffering. And we all stand together this one time then no one will get left behind. Stand up for life. STAND UP FOR LOVE

Sincerely yours,

Reigno Jose Dilao

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Exposed! It is said to be taken during Manila hostage.

This is kind of…. insensitive, especially for the police.

I feel sad for the tourists from Hong Kong who were killed. It is a sad case, caused by incompetency.