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Why so serious?

A poster depicting Barack Obama as Batman villain The Joker has been called ‘mean-spirited and dangerous’ by the U.S. President’s supporters.

The image, which has been adopted by Mr Obama’s critics, shows him wearing the white face paint and smudged red lips of the character most recently played by the late actor Heath Ledger. Beneath the picture reads the word ‘socialism’.

The creator of the image remains unknown, but the website that first published the image crashed yesterday because so many had been attempting to view it. It has since been spotted in Los Angeles and Atlanta after it appeared in U.S. media.

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It is reported in local tabloid that a pub/disco (or whatever it is) called Zirca refused to let them go in.

A transsexual who is rather in Singapore, name Leona Lo (卢志勇), told the reporter that he/she received emails from another transsexual telling him/her about the incident.

It happened on 15th July, it was Ladies Night for Zirca, one of the famous pub at Clark Quay. The trans and friend were blocked by the staff at the entrance. The staff requested to check their NRIC. One of them presented his/her NRIC which shows that she is a female. Unexpectedly, the staff told them that the pub doesn’t welcome transsexuals.

There is no response from Zirca’s management yet.

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Move on girls, just move on.

In our whole life. I don’t believe it. Too short!

Men spend almost a year of their lives ogling women, a survey claimed.

The average man will spend almost 43 minutes a day staring at 10 different women.

That adds up to 259 hours – almost 11 days – each year, making a total 11 months and 11 days between the ages of 18 and 50.

But researchers found that the males of the species are not the only ones admiring the opposite sex as women sneak a peek at six men for just over 20 minutes a day, on average.

That adds up to almost six months spent admiring men from afar between the ages of 18 and 50.

Mark Ireland, spokesman for Kodak Lens Vision Centres, which carried out the poll, said: “Men are renowned for looking at women but it’s interesting to find out exactly how long they spend eyeing girls up.

“A year of their life is a long time to spend with their eyes fixed on the opposite sex.

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PETA is good, for men.

Watch out girls!

Women who drink a lot of coffee may see their breasts become more petite, according to the results of a new Swedish study.

Around half of all women possess a gene shown to link breast size to coffee intake.

“Drinking coffee can have a major effect on breast size,” said Helena Jernström, a lecturer in experimental oncology at Lund University.

But while a regular brew appears to have a somewhat deflationary aspect, there is also one very positive effect in that coffee reduces the risk of breast cancer.

Woman with an average weight but big breasts and a high number of mammary glands run an above average risk of developing breast cancer.

Previous studies have shown that women can reduce this risk by drinking at least three cups of coffee a day.

Jernström wanted to know if there was a further correlation: If drinking coffee and breast size were both connected to the risk of developing breast cancer, could there also be a link between coffee and cup size?

Studies carried out on almost 270 women showed that there was indeed a clear connection between coffee and smaller breasts. The results of Jernström’s findings have been published in the British Journal of Cancer.

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Is ET ugly? I think it still looks nicer than some of the son of bitch in my work place.

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What will Apple fan boys say this time? “No no no, the guy made up the story! Apple products are god sent!”

Apple attempted to silence a father and daughter with a gagging order after the child’s iPod music player exploded and the family sought a refund from the company.

The Times has learnt that the company would offer the family a full refund only if they were willing to sign a settlement form. The proposed agreement left them open to legal action if they ever disclosed the terms of the settlement.

The case echoes previous circumstances in which Apple attempted to hush up incidents when its devices overheated.

Ken Stanborough, 47, from Liverpool, dropped his 11-year-old daughter Ellie’s iPod Touch last month. “It made a hissing noise,” he said. “I could feel it getting hotter in my hand, and I thought I could see vapour”. Mr Stanborough said he threw the device out of his back door, where “within 30 seconds there was a pop, a big puff of smoke and it went 10ft in the air”.

Mr Stanborough contacted Apple and Argos, where he had bought the device for £162. After being passed around several departments, he spoke to an Apple executive on the telephone. As a result of the conversation, Apple sent a letter to Mr Stanborough denying liability but offering a refund.

The letter also stated that, in accepting the money, Mr Stanborough was to “agree that you will keep the terms and existence of this settlement agreement completely confidential”, and that any breach of confidentiality “may result in Apple seeking injunctive relief, damages and legal costs against the defaulting persons or parties”.

“I thought it was a very disturbing letter,” said Mr Stanborough, who is self-employed and works in electronic security. He refused to sign it.

“They’re putting a life sentence on myself, my daughter and Ellie’s mum, not to say anything to anyone. If we inadvertently did say anything, no matter what, they would take litigation against us. I thought that was absolutely appalling.

“We didn’t ask for compensation, we just asked for our money back,” he added.

Last week it emerged that Apple had tried to keep a number of cases where its iPod digital music players had started to smoke, burst into flames and even burned their owners, out of the public eye.

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I checked out Andy Craddock’s website, and those so-called erotic photos. Actually, they are quite artistic, beautiful models, beautiful photos taken.

Legal action is being taken against a photographer who used a Cornish village for an erotic photo shoot.

Pictures of models, some of whom were partially-clothed, were taken inside and outside St Michael Penkivel Church near Truro.

Cornwall-based photographer Andy Craddock is the subject of legal action by the priest in charge for blasphemy.

However, Mr Craddock, 43, of St Austell, described the pictures as “art” and said they were not offensive.

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You judge it yourself.

WASHINGTON – California attorney Orly Taitz, who has filed a number of lawsuits demanding proof of Barack Obama’s eligibility to serve as president, has released a copy of what purports to be a Kenyan certification of birth and has filed a new motion in U.S. District Court for its authentication.

The document lists Obama’s parents as Barack Hussein Obama and Stanley Ann Obama, formerly Stanley Ann Dunham, the birth date as Aug. 4, 1961, and the hospital of birth as Coast General Hospital in Mombasa, Kenya.

No doctor is listed. But the alleged certificate bears the signature of the deputy registrar of Coast Province, Joshua Simon Oduya. It was allegedly issued as a certified copy of the original in February 1964.

WND was able to obtain other birth certificates from Kenya for purposes of comparison, and the form of the documents appear to be identical.

Last week, a counterfeit document purporting to be Obama’s Kenyan birth certificate made the rounds of the Internet, but was quickly determined to be fraudulent. The new document released by Taitz bears none of the obvious traits of a hoax.

One of the issues Taitz must deal with will be the authentication of the document. Critics immediately jumped on the Feb. 17, 1964, date for the document, explaining that the “republic” of Kenya wasn’t assembled until in December of that year.

Media Matters wrote, “Sorry, WorldNetDaily: Kenya wasn’t a republic until Dec. 1964.”

But Kenya’s official independence was in 1963, and any number of labels could have been applied to government documents during that time period.

At Ameriborn Constitution News, the researcher noted that the independence process for the nation actually started taking as early as 1957, when there were the first direct elections for Africans to the Legislative Council.

“Kenya became an Independent Republic, December 12, 1963, which gives more [credibility] that this is a true document,” the website stated.

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Sexposed!

By day bespectacled former RAF officer Karen Bulloch can be found at the highly sensitive Chicksands Defence Intelligence Security Centre – one of the most secure military installations in the country. But by night, privately educated Bulloch, 40 – who lives with military husband Gordon on the base – turns into a COCAINE- PEDDLING DOMINATRIX with the cover name Courtney.

“What you can imagine, you can buy. I do head-to-toe leather and wear a collar – most men like it round their neck,” she purred at our undercover man who set up a hotel rendezvous through her personal escort website.

“I do anything from military girls in uniform, to nurses and schoolgirls. I work hard and play hard. I’m gonna hurt you.”

Bulloch even pretended she was the personal assistant to a senior officer at Chicksands.

We soon discovered any terrorist posing as a potential customer would have little difficulty persuading leggy Bulloch to talk about what goes on behind the heavily-guarded walls of the base where SAS tutors train Royal Marines in the secrets of withstand- ing interrogation.

Wearing a white lacy cocktail dress and stockings, all it needed to get the blonde to blow her cover was the prospect of getting our man into bed for £150 an hour.

“I work at Chicksands. I’m a PA there and I could get into trouble for this,” she fibbed, before revealing details of her day at the intelligence unit. And her tongue can be loosened even further by her other passion – cocaine. “If you want it for, you know, a good night – no problems getting it,” she said.

Her husband’s bosses at the spy centre in Bedfordshire would go ballistic over the blackmail dangers if they saw her website which shows dozens of sordid pictures of her and boasts: “Your fantasies can be achieved in my company.”

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