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Marilyn Monroe had one of the most celebrated hourglass figures in history but her famous curves were not all natural – they were enhanced by a 1950s version of the Wonderbra.

The Hollywood star’s striking appearance was often put down to the contrast between her ample cleavage, tiny waist and swinging hips. Her vital statsistics were an amazing 37-23-36.

But her voluptuous body was not all God-given, it has been discovered – she boosted her bust to a D cup using a heavy duty padded bra favoured by strippers and burlesque dancers.

Now one of her bras – known as a Fling – is up for auction in Britain after being unearthed after 50 years in a private US collection.

The heavy-duty bra – which “perfectly positioned” and enlarged the breasts was reinforced with extra straps running in a triangle from the centre of the bra over the shoulders, similar to how a suspension bridge works.

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So she was asked to resign. I have to say that, she looks not bad.

A prison officer claims she was hounded out of her job by repeated criticism for being ‘too sexy’ and ‘glammed up’.

Amitjo Kajla, 22, is demanding compensation from Justice Secretary Jack Straw.

The 5ft officer told an employment tribunal how colleagues complained that she wore too much make-up and that her clothing was more revealing than the standard-issue uniform, which had to be adapted to her tiny size-four frame.

One young inmate told her: ‘Miss, you look sexy’, prompting colleagues to warn the officer that her glamorous appearance left her at risk of being dragged into a cell.

Another inmate was overheard telling Miss Kajla: ‘I wouldn’t mind taking you back to a cell’, the tribunal heard.

Miss Kajla claimed she was called a ‘stupid little girl’ by a senior colleague for putting her security at risk by sitting with prisoners during their ‘free association’ period.

She added that she was mocked by staff at Brinsford Young Offenders’ Institution, in Featherstone, Staffordshire, for carrying a handbag and reprimanded for waving and saying ‘hello’ to inmates.

The remarks, often made in front of inmates and other staff, made her feel harassed and humiliated, she told the tribunal. ‘I couldn’t sleep at night because of the bullying and harassment. I lost weight and decided I couldn’t take it any longer and resigned.’

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Senior officer Shaun Elcock told the hearing of his concerns when he once heard bells going off. He said: “When Miss Kajla came she was wearing a very tight, fitted V-neck jumper – far too revealing in my opinion.”

He also said Miss Kajla “horsed around” with lags at Brinsford young offenders nick near Wolverhampton, and let them touch her arms.

Then-governor Michael Doolan told the Birmingham hearing Miss Kajla’s “overwhelming” make-up included glossy lipstick, eye-liner and blusher.

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What the hell……

NEW YORK (CNN) — A man who allegedly set off a small bomb at a Starbucks coffee shop was arrested after he made the mistake of bragging about his exploit to friends, police said Wednesday.

New York City Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly told reporters that Kyle Shaw, 17, was arrested Tuesday night at his Manhattan apartment after a police investigation revealed that he bragged to his friends about planting the explosive outside an Upper East Side Starbucks on May 25.

Shaw allegedly told his friends prior to the explosion that “Project Mayhem” was about to begin, Kelly said, and that they should watch the news on Memorial Day.

Shaw was a fan of the movie “Fight Club” and imitated Brad Pitt’s character from the film, the police commissioner said — although he apparently failed to adhere to Pitt’s famous line in the film: “The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.” The movie, released in 1999, also includes a scene in which a Starbucks is destroyed.

Kelly said there is no evidence at this time to suggest that Shaw was behind other recent small explosions in the city, such as the bombings at the Times Square Army recruiting center and the Mexican consulate.

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Nice song! What do you think?

LOS ANGELES — A new Michael Jackson song titled “A Place with No Name” was unveiled on the celebrity news website TMZ.com on Thursday, three weeks after the death of the “King of Pop.”

The website, the first media outlet to report Jackson’s death on June 25, carries a snippet of the song, saying it was unclear when it was recorded.

The lyrics and the tune are similar to the 1971 hit ballad “A Horse with No Name” by the group America.

“The band was honored that Michael chose to do their song and they hope it becomes available for all Michael’s fans to hear,” Jim Morey, America’s current manager, told TMZ.com.

Morey was also Jackson’s manager in the late 1980s and early 1990s, according to TMZ.com.

Jackson’s death, at the age of 50 from an apparent cardiac arrest, has fueled sales of his music worldwide.

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A great TV commercial indeed!

This is the PEN Story in stop motion. We shot 60.000 pictures, developed 9.600 prints and shot over 1.800 pictures again. No post production! Thanks to all the stop motion artists who inspired us. We hope you enjoy

Free download of the music at http://olympus.eu/penstory/

Some of the comments we have read here suggest that we should mention the creator of “A wolf loves pork”, Mr Taijin Takeuchi.
While we were looking for a way to realise a story describing “a journey through time” based on printed images, we were inspired by Mr Takeuchi’s brilliant work. For this reason we intentionally quoted his work in our little movie while showing full respect to his original idea. We didnt mention his name because we did not want to do so without his prior agreement.
However after considering some of the comments posted here we have decided to add credits to him and his work, which we obviously absolutely love.

This is so funny, I thought the police are supposed to stop such act?

A funny incident happened at a police checkpoint on a highway in the Russian city of Barnaul on Thursday morning. The witnesses standing at that moment in a traffic jam on the highway told journalists what happened there, Atmosfera news agency reports.

One of the witnesses said that a well-dressed respectable man approached policemen at approximately 07:45. The man was wearing trousers, a shirt and a tie. All of a sudden the man took all of his clothes, including his underwear, in front of the startled policemen.

The man seemed to have come to the check point in order to perform the eccentric act on foot – he did not have a car nearby.

He was about 35 years old and he did not look like a drunken man. The eyewitnesses supposed that the man did it for a bet that he probably had with some of his friends.

Having taken off all the clothes the naked man started chasing the policemen. The police officers turned tail and run being afraid of the nude man’s invariable behavior.

Car drivers and casual witnesses of the funny incident started filming the scene on their mobile phones. Nothing was reported about what happened further with the extravagant exhibitionist.

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He must be so much in love with that dog. If not, I assume, any dog will do right?

Police say a Marion County man broke into a Farmington home and had sex with the homeowner’s dog.

A woman called police Wednesday after she went by a friend’s Wiley Street home to drop something off while her friend was at work and found a man inside, according to a complaint filed in Marion Magistrate Court.

Sierra Hayhurst told police she found the front door of her friend’s home standing open and she could see the man, later identified as Christopher Bagwell, 26, of Mannington, standing behind the homeowner’s male Australian shepherd border collie mix, the complaint said.

Bagwell was holding the dog up on a chair and Bagwell’s pants were down around his ankles, the complaint said.

Hayhurst told Farmington Police Chief Arnold Triplett that the dog “was making an awful sound like it was in pain,” according to the complaint.

After Bagwell caught sight of the woman he let the dog go and the dog jumped down off of the chair and ran away from Bagwell, police said.

Bagwell then started toward Hayhurst, who was still standing outside the front door, pulling up his pants in the process, the complaint said.

Hayhurst said she ran back to her car because she was afraid the man was coming after her, according to the complaint. She drove away and immediately began trying to contact the homeowner, police said.

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What a innovative way to promote themselves! I wonder if those in Geylang going to follow, since traffic in Singapore is getting worse from day to day.

BERLIN (Reuters) – A Berlin brothel has come up with a novel way to negate the impact of the global economic crisis and target a new group of customers at the same time — offering a discount to patrons who arrive on bicycles.

“The recession has hit our industry hard,” said Thomas Goetz, owner of the “Maison d’envie” brothel.

“Obviously we hope that the discount will attract more people,” he added. “It’s good for business, it’s good for the environment — and it’s good for the girls.”

Customers who arrive on bicycle or who can prove they took public transportation get a 5-euro ($7) discount from the usual 70-euro ($100) fee for 45 minute sessions, Goetz told Reuters. He said the environmentally friendly offer was working.

“We have around 3-5 new customers coming in daily to take advantage of the discount,” he said, adding the green rebate has helped alleviate traffic and parking congestion in the neighborhood.

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So she cancels the wedding.

BRIDE Haylie Hicking booked a horse-drawn carriage, bought a big white dress, chose EIGHT bridesmaids and even paid for a fireworks display for her dream wedding day.

But sparks flew sooner than she’d planned-when her friend tried to book a male stripper for the hen night.

The pal found the perfect candidate on a website-a strapping, good-looking porn star.

Only problem was, he was the fella set to wed Haylie . . . and she had no idea of his sordid job.

The horrified lass dumped her fiance, Jason Brake, 30, just four weeks before her dream day.

Jason, 30, told Haylie he worked as a fitness instructor. But he was really building up his muscles through XXX- rated sexercise with other girls- including mega- boobed porn queen Cathy Barry.

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The self-proclaimed “China No1 transsexual beauty” (中国第一变性美女), Han Bingbing (寒冰冰), has made an announcement in his her blog, that she is looking for a life partner. The requirements are:

希望你是180以上，想欺负我的人就不敢了，我就不害怕了。出门也敢穿高跟鞋！(He has to be above 180cm, so that he can frighten of whoever wants to bully her. And she can also go out in high heel together with him.)

希望你努力工作，不再为生计和发展而愁。(He has to work hard to earn their living.)

希望你也有房子，没有话也可以。那我们就一起供吧！(It is the best that he owns a house, if not, they can pay their new house installment together.)

希望你有个车吧，我没有钱买车，也没有方向感。这样，我就可以借光做你车回家，不再坐门口的夏利车了。(He needs to own a car. She could not afford a car, and she doesn’t has the sense of directions. She wants him to send her home every time they go out.)

希望你也可以有个你自己的孩子，这样公平。我会视如己出的对孩子好。(It is best that he has already had children because she is not able to have any children.)

希望你有红颜、蓝颜知己，别让我知道就好了。(He can have good female friends, as long as he doesn’t let her find out.)

希望你可以抽烟喝酒，开车不要喝酒就好。我给你烧几个小菜。(He can drink, and smoke, but don’t drink before he needs to drive.)

希望你健康，我们一起化蝶，不要走在我的前面。我害怕一个人的孤独。(He needs to be healthy so that they can stay old together.)

Taken from Han Bingbing’s blog.

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