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Lady CaCa, Lady GaGa!

It is said to be a hostel in none other than the great China.

Looks kind of…… weird……

Elias Figueroa, 28, from Chile, became obsessed with the singer from an early age and decided to devote his life to imitating her.

“I was still a schoolboy,” said Mr Figueroa. “I heard ‘Like a Virgin’ and it totally blew me away.

Now he earns $12,000 a year as a Madonna impersonator, three times the national salary in Chile, and the equivalent of around £50,000 in the UK.

“I live the life of a superstar,” he said. “Strangers flock to me, tell me they love me.

“I’m so good at playing Madonna, some people can’t tell the difference between me and the real thing they don’t even realise I’m a man.”

The first time he performed as Madonna to an audience was in 1996 when, at the age of 15, he gave a karaoke style performance at a friend’s birthday party.

“My friend’s didn’t know how much I had been practicing so when they saw me they thought it was totally amazing,” he said.

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Fail……

BERLIN (Reuters) – A German who tried to fix his leaky air mattress blew up his apartment instead, the fire brigade in the western city of Duesseldorf said Wednesday.

The 45-year-old man used tire repair solvent to plug a hole in his airbed and left it overnight.

But it blew up when he went to inflate it the next day. “A spark from the electric air pump ignited it,” a fire brigade spokesman said.

The blast pushed his living room wall into the building’s stairwell and caused extensive damage to walls, windows and furniture.

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Some are real funny, especially Hillary Clinton……

I don’t know why, I feel sad for him……

Cavitation, the latest term I learned recently. If you also don’t know what cavitation means, it is not your fault.

The story goes like this. Gf always feel that she is fat, ALWAYS, ALL THE TIME, even though I have assured her thousands over times that she is not fat at all. She just doesn’t believe it. So recently, she asked me to accompany her to visit a slimming centre in town, Cenosis.

To be honest, I have always been skeptical about slimming centres in the market. You see, how is it possible that any Tom, Dick and Harry can become a “health consultant”, talking to you about slimming, healthy diet, etc when they are not even trained in bio, health science? Also, all the advertisement with amazing results on newspaper, TV doesn’t help at all. If they are so effective, we won’t see fat people on the street already, right? Or why MINDEF doesn’t engage them to take part in BMT progammes to help all the fat, obesed, overweight recruits? They like to advertise their “new technologies”, but I doubt the general public can understand even 10% about those. Even myself, a graduate from science stream, find it hard to comprehend what the advertisements are trying to tell. In lay man’s term, catch no ball. One thing for sure is that there is no board of governance in this industry; therefore some unethical companies could play around with misleading information.

I was reluctant to go initially. But, in order not to spoil GF’s mood, I did accompany her. The experience was surprisingly good. The people over at Cenosis are rather professional. They explained the process to us, not hard selling at all. The ambience there is good, relaxing and comfortable. They focused on their latest technology, cavitation, which was the reason of our trip there. Cavitation makes use of bursting micro bubbles to break down fat cells membrane. As a result, complex fatty acids are broken down into simple fatty acids, and then passed out through normal excretion. Cavitation manages to help in body weight loss, reduce fat tissues and most importantly, there is no collateral effect. I’m rather concerned about the safety of this kind of latest technology. The consultants there assured us that Cenosis is the only slimming company to own this in Singapore, and they exercise very high level of self governance in order to gain trusts of their customers. Firstly, they follow the regulations strictly that only doctors and physiotherapists who are medically trained (which they already have) can administer the treatment. Secondly, N2 license from NEA is granted in order to operate the equipment (of cause, they applied for it). We were also warned of imitation of Cavitation outside. Those imitations will not work as well and efficiently as the REAL Cavitation owned by Cenosis. Remember the theory of Cavitation I mentioned early? Imitation is not powerful enough to penetrate fat cells membrane. That’s why the inefficiency. It other words, waste of money.

We were rather convinced by Cavitation though we didn’t make any decision on the spot. The consultants were kind enough to slowly guide us through the explanation, not pushy for sales. I kind of enjoy the environment of Cenosis studio. I saw Jacuzzi, steam bath, sauna for all customers, and the treatment chairs with personal remote control (to control neck rest, head rest and foot rest) are very comfortable. The ambience in treatment room is fantastic with excellent lighting for us to relax. The standalone sound system in the room even allows us to play our own favourite CD.

Overall, it is a very nice experience for GF and me. We are convinced of the result that Cavitation will bring. To know more about Cavitation, or experience the service provided by Cenosis personnel, pop by any Cenosis studios nearest to you now.

“Hey, do support our fellow Nuffnang blogger, Winnie at her attempt on the Cenosis Glass House Challenge 2009!”

Cenosis

One of their jacuzzi rooms

This idea is interesting, but a little bit weird……

These are funny! Which one you like most?

Japaneses are pervert……