Russian Mosque Fined For Disturbing Public Order

This is soooooo normal in Malaysia……

The Mahmoud Effendi mosque in Astrakhan, a southwestern Russian town, has been fined for disturbing public order, a source from the regional prosecutor’s office reports.

Neighboring residents addressed the local authorities, complaining that sound amplifiers had been regularly used for calls to prayer twice a day, at 4 a.m. and 11 p.m.

Following the Russian consumer watchdog’s expert investigation, the prosecutor’s office has fined the mosque for considerably exceeding acceptable night-time sound norms.

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Russian Porn Star Paid For Tattoo Advertisement On Breasts

No the 1st time we heard such kind of ad, but may be the highest price one.

A Russian porn star has been paid $500,000 for tattooing a World of Warcraft farm factory advertisement on her breasts.

The tattoo with the logo and url of MyMMOShop.com, a website selling World of Warcraft Gold goods, will decorate Anna Morgan’s breasts for two years, the company said in a press release.

Anna Morgan was born in the city of Zeya in Russia’s Far East, and at 19 has a natural DD breast size .

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Man Sues Nurse For His 55 Hours Erection

55 hours of erection is bad enough, some more, it happened in jail……

An ex-con is suing an upstate prison nurse who allegedly sent him back to his cell after medication side effects gave him a painful erection that wouldn’t go away.

Dawud Yaduallah says he suffered for 55 hours before finally getting hospital treatment to relieve the problem in his pants.

Yaduallah, 43, claims nurse Judith Lovelace’s diagnostic foul-up left him “irreparably injured” with “severe damage to his penis, including erectile dysfunction, inability to ejaculate and pain during sexual intercourse.”

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Rapist Had Tongue Bitten Off By His Victim

Serve him right!

MURRIETA — Arraignment is set for Tuesday for a convicted rapist accused of sexually assaulting a woman in Murrieta, who fled after she bit off part of his tongue.

Ronald McGowan, 32, of West Covina, was arrested at a hospital emergency room where he went for treatment, according to Sgt. Tony Conrad.

McGowan allegedly attacked the woman Friday morning at the Waterstone Murrieta Apartments in the 24800 block of Hancock Avenue, according to Conrad.

Police found the suspect’s severed tongue at the woman’s apartment Friday morning.

Authorities said the victim sustained injuries consistent with a violent assault.

At 11 a.m., McGowan went to the emergency room at Rancho Springs Medical Center to seek treatment for a bleeding mouth, and was arrested on suspicion of kidnapping to commit robbery, residential robbery and rape by force or fear, Conrad said.

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The Man Who Impregnates 30 Lesbians

This man impregnated 30 lesbians, caused fears of incests……

UNREGULATED sperm donation is leading to unusual situations in which the children of lesbians are mixing socially – creating a risk of incest.

One of South Australia’s foremost experts in reproductive technology – Andrew Dutney – said that in one reported case, about 30 lesbians were impregnated by sperm from one man, the Advertiser reported.

The mothers then organised picnics with all the children, raising the fear they might socialise with their half-siblings without realising they were related.

In another case, a man’s sperm was used to produce 29 children, most of whom were living in Adelaide.

They did not know who their half-siblings are, raising concerns that in a “big country town” like Adelaide, they could accidentally commit incest.

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World Speed Kissing Record – 111 Women In A Minute

I am more interested to know why those women are willing to be kissed. But anyway, it is not French kiss or tongue fight.

A 31-year-old Bavarian man, Michael Basting, set a new world record in speed kissing on Friday by smooching 111 women in one minute at an event in Berlin.

The web designer who works at a dating portal broke the existing record of 96 kisses in a minute held by an Australian, according to the organizers of the event on Berlin’s Kurfürstendamm shopping boulevard on Friday evening.

It’s the first time that a German has won the Guinness World Record in the discipline, they added in a statement.

The organizers said that Basting had practised rigorously for months for the event. A spokeswoman Martina Wagner said Basting had organized practice kissing sessions in his office but an insufficient number of colleagues meant that he had to run back and forth between kisses, in violation of strict Guinness World Record rules.

Wagner added that the rules dictate that the kiss has to land “somewhere on the face” to be counted.

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Chimpanzee Bites Off Zoo Director’s Finger

Ouch!

Was it an accident, greed or revenge for being locked up? A chimpanzee called Pedro made a name for himself on Monday by biting off the forefinger of Berlin Zoo’s director.

A chimpanzee called Pedro bit off the forefinger of Berlin Zoo director Bernhard Blaszkiewitz on Monday as he was trying to feed him through the bars of his cage.

A spokeswoman for the zoo said Blaszkiewitz, 55, had been leading a group round the zoo and wanted to hand Pedro a snack through the bars when the chimp grabbed his arm and bit off almost all of his forefinger. “It was just hanging by a shred of skin,” local daily “B.Z.” quoted an eyewitness as saying.

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Russian Teen Hospitalized After Non-Stop Gaming For 40 Hours

I can never understand gamers, or so-called gamers……

15-year-old Russian from the Siberian city of Omsk had to be rushed to hospital after 40 hours of non-stop playing computer games.

The teenager’s parents had given him the computer as a birthday present, after months of complaints that he couldn’t play the games all his friends play, Life.ru website reports.

However in just a couple of weeks the parents had to restrict gaming time, as their son’s school marks started to suffer dramatically.

When his parents finally went away for the whole weekend, the teen had the PC all to himself.

On returning home, the parents found him white as chalk and showing no reactions to anything around him.

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How To Explain SEX To The Deaf?

The translator showed us how……

Rock! Baby Rock!

He is so cute!

cute baby rock