Russians Have Sex With Porcupines

And they do so just to challenge Florida law……

Two Russian tourists who challenged a Florida law prohibiting sexual relationship with a porcupine have had to undergo a lengthy treatment for genital inflammation.

Anton, 32, and Yevgeny, 30, residents of St. Petersburg, were spending their vacation in the United States with a group of friends, Life.ru website reports.

At some point in their journey, the two got hold of a booklet listing the weirdest US laws. Since they were in Florida, their attention was drawn to a Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines.

After a good deal of whiskey, the Russians felt curious about what might have prompted the law, and went in search of the animal.

Within one hour, a porcupine was found, and Anton and Yevgeny were drunk and brave enough to take off their pants and approach it.

The next morning, both were standing at the Cedars Sinai clinic in Los Angeles, where amazed doctors plucked porcupine needles from their penises.

Skydiver Forgot To Open Parachute……

And he, James Boole, survived 6,000ft free fall! Isn’t it miracle?

James Boole, a skydiver, has spoken of how he fell 6,000ft without opening his parachute and lived.

The 31-year-old from Tamworth, Staffs, thought that he was going to die after crashing onto the snow-covered mountain in Russia after a filming stunt which went wrong.

But despite suffering multiple injuries, he was rescued and flown home to Britain in a body brace.

Mr Boole, who has one child, now describes himself as “the luckiest man in the world”.

The accident happened while he was filming another skydiver performing a jump onto a mountain side for a television documentary.

As he plunged at 100mph, he was meant to open his parachute following a signal from the other man.

But because of a mix-up, he pulled the cord with only a few seconds to spare.

Landing was like being “hit by a speeding truck”, he said.

He reportedly broke his back, cracked a rib, chipped several teeth and bruised a lung.

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Raja Petra’s Son Pleads Guilty To Theft Charges

Raja Petra Kamarudin is a great person, great Malaysian. Feel sad for him.

Raja Azman Raja Petra, the son of controversial blogger Raja Petra Kamarudin, was charged at the magistrate’s court here with stealing motorcycles, breaking into homes to steal items and possessing stolen goods. The unemployed Raja Azman, 32, pleaded guilty to the charges.
Magistrate Norkamilah Aziz granted him bail of RM10,500.

June 19 has been fixed for sentencing. None of his family members were present to post bail.

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The above is very brief. But based on what’s reported here, Raja Azman Raja Petra has stolen a Yamaha RXZ motorbike worth RM8000, a Nokia cellphone, a Seiko watch and some motorbike keys. Things that he had stolen from the house he broke into include road tax, RM20, MayBank ATM card, and driving license. The stolen goods he owns is a Yamaha 135LC motorbike.

Singaporean Men Have Low Quality Sperms

Part of the reason of the low birth rate?

The sperm quality of Singapore men is low and lags far behind international standards, reported Shin Min Daily News.

This is according to Dr Yu Su Ling, a senior consultant in Singapore General Hospital’s (SGH) department of obstetrics and gynaecology. No more than 5 per cent of men in Singapore will meet those standards, said Dr Yu, who is also the head of the hospital’s Centre for Assisted Reproduction.

She said that in the 21 years since the centre was set up in 1988, only 60 men have gone forward to donate sperm. Even after lowering its requirements, SGH has on average three to five sperm donors a year.

In terms of sperm count and sperm motility (how well the sperm moves), local men do not differ much from international standards. The main problem is with the sperm head.

“Healthy sperm have head shapes that are pointed, like a spearhead, which allows sperm to penetrate the eggs’ outer surface more easily.

“However, the sperm of local men have heads that are more commonly round or oval in shape. It is a problem that Asian men tend to have and the reasons are many. These include genes, stress, diet and environment,” explained Dr Yu.

There are three government hospitals with sperm banks: KK Women’s and Children’s Hospital, Singapore General Hospital and National University Hospital. Private outfit Thomson Medical Centre also has a sperm bank.

Thankfully, although the number of suitable sperm donors is low, the demand for donated sperm is not high either, said Dr Yu. Every year, only three to five couples have to seek out the sperm bank for sperm, so supply meets demand.

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Naked Theft Caught On CCTV

This is a sicko theft.

That is a man who stole his own housemates’ money, and he didn’t realize that he has been caught by a CCTV placed in the house by his housemates. Every time, he would strip himself naked, and he only took small notes.

For more details, please read HERE. (in Chinese)

I believe that he did that for the thrill of being naked, rather than of stealing money.

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Andy Lau And His Substitute

Can you spot the difference?

andy lau and subsitute

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10 Surprising Statistics Of Sex

Well, this may answers some of your doubts.

Why do you do it?

Sure, there’s the obvious. But there’s also an argument for men’s biological drive to perpetuate their genes: An 18th-century Russian woman holds the world record for having birthed the most children: 69, which she had over the course of 27 pregnancies that included sixteen pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets, and four sets of quadruplets. But she’s outdone by the male record-holder for most kids, a Moroccan emperor who, according to the Guinness Book of World Records, sired “at least 342 daughters and 525 sons, and by 1721, he was reputed to have 700 male descendants.”

Source: “Why Evolution Is True” (Viking, 2009), by Jerry Coyne

Does size matter?

Relax, guys. No matter what those, ahem, movies might suggest, in the United States, the average erect penis is five to seven inches long, and four to six inches in circumference.

Source: Kinsey Institute

Do you need assistance?

Approximately 5 percent of 40-year-old men and between 15 to 25 percent of 65-year-old men experience erectile dysfunction.

Source: National Institute of Diabetes and Digestive and Kidney Diseases

When did you lose your virginity?

The average male loses his virginity at age 16.9; females average slightly older, at 17.4. And a new study shows that genetics may be a factor: inherited traits, such as impulsivity, can make a person more or less willing to have sex at an earlier age.

Sources: Kinsey Institute; California State University

Do you have a comfortable couch?

About one out of 10 married adults — 12 percent — say that they typically sleep alone.

Source: National Sleep Foundation

Do you reach orgasm every time?

While 75 percent of men always reach orgasm during sex, only 29 percent of women report the same. In addition, most women are unable to climax through vaginal intercourse, instead needing clitoral stimulation.

Source: National Health and Social Life Survey

Do you get fringe benefits?

Two-thirds of college students have been in a “friends with benefits” relationship, citing the lack of commitment required as the main advantage to such an arrangement. More than half of those who had sex with a friend said they had engaged in all forms of sex; 22.7 percent said they had intercourse only, while 8 percent said they did everything but have intercourse.

Source: Wayne State University and Michigan State University

How many sex partners have you had?

What’s your number? According to a survey of adults aged 20 to 59, women have an average of four sex partners during their lifetime; men have an average of seven.

Source: National Center for Health Statistics

Did you take maternity leave?

Two-thirds of women who had their first baby between 2001 and 2003 worked during their pregnancy, and 80 percent of those women worked within one month or less of giving birth. Compare this to the period between 1961 and 1965, when 44 percent of women worked during their pregnancy (35 percent worked one month or less before delivering).

Source: U.S. Census

Are you infected?

At least 50 percent of sexually active men and women will have a genital HPV infection at some point in their lives. HPV, or human papillomavirus, comes in both low- and high-risk forms; low-risk HPV can cause genital warts, and high-risk can cause cervical and other cancers. In 90 percent of cases, the body’s immune system will fight off the disease within two years.

Source: Centers for Disease Control and Prevention

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