Australia’s Latest Political Party, Sex Party
Nov 19, 2008 Funny News
Australia is really an interesting country, isn’t it?
AUSTRALIA’S sex industry is launching a new political party to counter the increasing influence of religious groups in politics and government.
The Australian Sex Party hopes to be up and running by Friday, having secured 500 signatures and registration with the Australian Electoral Commission.
Party spokeswoman and head of the Eros Association, Fiona Patten, said the party planned to campaign on issues such as censorship, the Federal Government’s promised internet filter, health benefits for sex workers, gay marriage and paid maternity leave.
“We are serious about sex” is the slogan of a new political party to be launched this week.
With four million Australians accessing pornography, The Australian Sex Party, says it has a real chance of winning seats in state and federal parliaments.
Sex flirts with politics
Australian Sex Party launches on Thursday
Sex party set to heat up Australian politics
For new political party, it’s all about sex
Tags: Australia, Eros Association, Fiona Patten, politics, sex party, The Australian Sex Party
Young Australian Girls Painted Phone Numbers On Body To “Meet Boys”…
Oct 15, 2008 Gossips, Stupid Stuffs
They are young, only 14-15 years old. They are from suburb. And they hope by doing that, they can attract a few calls. Are girls nowadays so desperate?
Groups of young girls have been photographed in bikinis with their mobile numbers written on their backs using blue-coloured zinc sunblock.
The 14 and 15-year-olds said they had travelled from Sydney’s inner suburbs to Cronulla Beach in the city’s south and Manly Beach in the north to “meet boys” and hoped the unusual tactic would encourage a few phone calls.
Australian girls paint phone numbers on skin while sunbathing
Want A Drink? Take Off Your Underwear
Sep 19, 2008 Funny News
Is this creative? Or humiliating women? It very much depends on your from which angle you look at it. Me? I wish I were the staff there……
Anger over ‘no pants’ promotion
Australian bar offers free drinks to knicker-less women
Viagra Made 80-Year-Old A Sex Monster
Sep 3, 2008 Around the Word, Funny News, Stupid Stuffs
Svetozar Varmedja was 80 years old. He was taking up to 3 Viagras a day. Then he demanded 3 to 4 times of sex from his 53-year-old wife. When the wife couldn’t satisfy him, he threatened to kill the wife. This lasted for 18 months…
I am just curious, Viagra is so cheap over there that this old guy could afford up to 3 tablets a day? I pity the poor wife. She was right to go to court, to save herself.
Viagra made Svetozar Varmedja, 80, a sex monster
Tags: Australia, sex, Svetozar Varmedj, Viagra
Beijing Olympic Opening Ceremony Appearance Order, Singapore at 189th
Aug 8, 2008 Around the Word, Funny News, Malaysia, Singapore
This time, China want to make the opening ceremony special, so the order of countries entering the stadium will be special as well (They have already made 5 mascots instead of the usual 1, this is special enough). Beijing Olympic will not follow the traditional alphabetical order (a, b, c, d, …), but stroke count with the Simplified Chinese characters. For example, Singapore in Simplified Chinese characters is “新加坡”, and “新” is 13 strokes, while Malaysia in Simplified Chinese characters is “马来西亚”, “马” got 3 strokes. So Malaysia will be the very very first few countries to enter while Singapore will be quite at the back. You can visit HERE to know more about the opening ceremony.
As for the order of appearance, traditionally, Greece will be the 1st to enter while the host (China) will be the last. Then, according to THIS website, Guinea is 2nd, Guinea-Bissau (where the hell in the world is this country?) is 3rd, the rest of the top 10 is Turkey, Turkmenistan, Yemen, Maldives, Malta, Madagascar and MALAYSIA. Malaysia just makes it to the top 10, kekeke. I wonder how about the medal tally? For the rest of the countries, Japan 22nd, Canada 61st, Great Britain 116th, France 124th, Russia 138th, USA 140th, SINGAPORE 189th. Australia is 203rd. Zambia is the last at 204th before the host China.
The following is from the Beijing Olympic Official Site:
奥运会开幕式流程分三部分 代表团按汉字笔画顺序入场
Tags: Australia, Beijing, Beijing Olympic, Beijing Olympic 2008, Canada, China, China Olympic, China Olympic 2008, Malaysia, opening ceremony, Russia, Singapore, Summer Olympic 2008, USA
Bollywood Star Tania Zaetta in Sex Scandals with Australia Troopers in Afghanistan
May 23, 2008 Around the Word, Gossips, Uncategorized
The info was leaked from a internal report of Australia Defence Department. It was said in the report that Tania Zaetta was visiting Australia’s SAS soldiers in Afghanistan for a “morale-boosting” trip. She was accused of having sex with the troopers in the Afghanistan base during the trip.
Tags: Australia, Australia Defense Department, Ruud, sex, sex scandals, soldiers, Tania Zaetta
