Would You Eat This Jesus?
Nov 28, 2008 Funny News
Would you?
The Original Chocolate GoldJesus ®
Churches cross over chocolate Jesus
China Made Penis And Nipple Spreads Found Contaminated By Melamine
Oct 21, 2008 Funny News, Stupid Stuffs, Terrible Stuffs
A few China made “body spread” products, sold in sex shops, have been ordered by The British Food Standards Agency (FSA) to be removed from shelves because they have been found to be tainted with melamine. Terrible terrible terrible! Now even sex-pleasure-enhancing food also kena!
Chocolate-flavored body “spreads” sold in British sex shops are said to be tainted with the same poisonous chemical blamed for the deadly Chinese milk crisis, Reuters reported Monday.
The British Food Standards Agency (FSA) said the industrial chemical melamine has been found in Chinese-made “I Love You” sets, sold at Ann Summers sex shops.
The chemical was found in chocolate and strawberry “body pens” and chocolate-flavored body spreads.
“This is a first. We’ve never had to put out an alert before on ‘willy spread’ — chocolate-flavored or otherwise,” the FSA said on its Web site.
Poisonous Chemical Linked to Deadly Chinese Milk Crisis Found in Edible Sex ‘Spreads’
Sex shop body spreads tainted with China melamine
Killer chemical in sex toy food
Poison ‘in sex choccy’
Chocolate sex spread taken off shelves over chemical fears
Tags: Ann Summers sex shop, body spreads, British Food Standards Agency, chemical, chocolate, FSA, I Love You, melamine, nipple spread, penis spread, sex shop, sex toy, strawberry, UK
Female Chocolate Tester Wanted
Apr 28, 2008 Around the Word, Makan
150 females are wanted for to for a chocolate experiment. Not in Singapore though, but UK. The volunteers for the experiment will have to eat chocolate daily, for a year. Then the scientists will test the theory that chocolate can help women with type 2 diabetes ward off heart disease after menopause.
Times Online: Wanted for health experiment: women to eat chocolate
Mirror: Wanted for scientific trial: Chocolate loving women
Tags: chocolate, Mirror, Times Online, UK
