Posts Tagged ‘fart’

World’s Worst Jobs

This is funny. Flatus odor judge sounds real bad to me! 1. Porno theater janitor is the worst job on the list. The main responsibility of the porno theater janitor is to take his mop and rag and wide up after each show is finished. Unlike a traditional theater, it’s safe to assume that sticky [...]

Player Yellow Carded For Distracting Penalty Taker By Farting

The player can actually control when to fart? Amazing…… The drive to bring good manners back to football has reached new heights after a referee issued a yellow card to a player for “breaking wind” as a penalty was being taken. The official deemed the act “ungentlemanly conduct” and booked the player responsible. However Chorlton [...]