Penis Nearly Bitten Off By Police Dog
Nov 22, 2008 Funny News
Compare to the man whose penis was eaten by flesh-eating bacteria, Dirk Zimmer should count himself lucky……
Football fan Dirk Zimmer wants to sue German police after a watchdog bit him in his privates.
Dirk (38) was left in agony after the heavy handed policemen set the vicious dog on him after they mistook him for a hooligan.
“Your dog nearly bit my privates off!”
Tags: Dirk Zimmer, football, Germany, penis, Soccer
African Soccer Sex Scandal
Oct 18, 2008 Gossips, Scandals, Soccer
Actually, not very juicy lah, but, still an interesting read. It is about the CEO of Zimbabwe Football Association, Henrietta Rushwaya. It seems that, the purpose of her getting the job is just to bed the strong, muscular, hunky Zimbabwe national soccer team player……
Rushwaya is reportedly in the habit of cowing the number one coach Jose Claudinei Valinhos into sanctioning the departure of some players from camp to moonlight in secluded night spots and even to have a brief encounter off the blankets with her.
Rushwaya herself is known for being generous with her body and numerous scribes have had a go. She is a very kind boss whose generosity has won her friends especially in the media as most of her scandals are deliberately swept under the carpet,” said the source on condition of anonymity.
When Rushwaya, the iron lady as she is known in some circles was appointed ZIFA’s CEO she could not hide her glutton as she singularly went into camp for almost three months at the Crowne plaza where most renowned male vultures close to her had a feast.
ZIFA CEO Rushwaya in sex scandal
Tags: Benjani Mwaruwaru, football, Henrietta Rushwaya, sex, Soccer, ZIFA, Zimbabwe
Eva Roob, Professional Footballer Turned Porn Artist
Oct 16, 2008 Around the Word, Funny News, Gossips
Wasted, really wasted. I mean, it would be such a waste if Eva Roob remained a professional footballer! Look at her boobs! How is she supposed to run, play as a defensive midfielder with the pair of boobs? How is she going to tackle? A right move I say.
Eva Roob started with FC Nuremberg as a defensive midfielder in 2001. However the pay then was just too little for her to survive. So she started moonlighting as porn artist in club, with stage name Samira Summer. Soon she found herself couldn’t cope with both because she normally reached home after job at club at 5am, and football training started at 8am. At 2003, she retired from professional football, and worked full time as porn artist.
THIS is the original source in German. Too bad there is no other sources in English yet, but THIS is a Google translated version. There are some blogs which had reported about Eva Roob as well:
German Footballer Goes Against the Run of Play
Eva Roob from Women’s Football Star to Samira Summer Adult Film Star
Tags: Eva Roob, FC Nuremberg, football, German, porn artist, Samira Summer
Englind FA’s New Respect For Referee’s Campaign Video
Aug 6, 2008 Around the Word, Celebrities, Fun
OK, I don’t exactly know if there is such campaign, but the video is funny! Can see that there are some celebrities there and former players, but I couldn’t tell all. Is the black captain Les Ferdinand? Then Fabio Capello is there as well.
Tags: England, FA, Fabio Capello, football, Les Ferdinand, referee, Soccer
Soccer Babes
Jun 16, 2008 Around the Word, Fun
Since now is Euro 2008 period, I am gonna share some soccer babes pictures with you guys. I came across all these pictures on Internet and they may not be fans of countries participating in Euro 2008. Anyway, enjoy! And guess how many countries that you can recognize?
Tags: babes, country, Euro 2008, fans, football, pretty, Soccer
Which Team’s Going to Win Euro2008? What’s Your Bet?
May 7, 2008 Around the Word, Fun, Money
I am a fans of football. I don’t play football, but I watch football game, I follow football news, I play football team management PC game, and I love making my own analysis and predictions before matches. By the way, I am a fans of the red team in this year Champions League final, keke.
This summer will be a busy one for us football fans because there is Euro2008 (I am so glad that England is out!). One day, when I browsed through Jialat dot Com after posting an article, I saw something new, ==>
Tags: Advertlets, Ascot Sports, Champions League, EPL, football, online betting, tennis
