Posts Tagged ‘France’

Thieves Show Breasts To Distract Victims

Hmmm. Police in France are looking for two attractive female thieves who bared their breasts at a man at a cashpoint to distract him before stealing his money. The women in their 20s exposed themselves to the victim as he punched his pin code into an ATM machine in Paris. As he stared at one, [...]

Politically Incorrect Photo

French version. France’s justice minister has called for legal action to be taken against a man who was photographed wiping his bottom with the French flag. Michele Alliot-Marie said it was unacceptable for the tricolour to be insulted in this way, and called for those responsible to be prosecuted. Her response came after the photograph [...]

French Lady Married Dead Boyfriend

Touching…… A French mother-of-two has married her fiancé – almost a year after he was killed in a motorbike crash. Magali Jaskiewicz and Jonathan George, 25, had informed the town hall they planned to tie the knot just two days before the tragedy. Despite this, Magali, 26, became Jonathan’s official widow during a ceremony in [...]

Workers Go Nude To Save Jobs

Poor them. PARIS — Workers at a struggling heater factory in northwest France are taking it all off in a bid to save their jobs: They posed nude for a calendar to call attention to their plight. Mr. February is wearing nothing but a cardboard box. Mr. October is posed like the famed Rodin sculpture [...]

iPhone Explodes, Hurt Teenage’s Eye

iPhone again. “Apple, sales boom… products go bust” ran the headline of regional French daily La Provence as it revealed on Tuesday that a teenager had received a tiny shard of glass in his eye after an iPhone literally exploded in front of him on August 7. Romain, an 18-year-old from Aix-en-Provence in southern France, [...]

FHM’s Sexiest Sports Reporters

Awesome! Occasionally in life your two favorite leisure activities, in this case staring at attractive women and staring at professional sports, come together and its so great your head nearly explodes. When beautiful women can talk knowledgably about sports it becomes an addictive, debilitating turn-on. Here are five of the best, plucked from their respective [...]

France Female National Footballers Strip To Get More Attention

They are not happy that the female team is always neglected by the public, so they decided to do some stunts. The following is the translation I obtained using Google Translation: Humiliated by the lack of media and popular enthusiasm following their qualification for Euro 2009, blueberries have responded in their own way and the [...]

Carla Bruni’s Nude Portrait Up For Sale

Again. A NUDE photo of French First Lady Carla Bruni is expected to start a bidding war when it goes to auction in Berlin next week. The photo was taken by US photographer Pamela Hanson and only 10 numbered copies exist. It was taken in 1994 when Ms Bruni was 26 and at the height [...]

Jealous Policeman Slices Off Wife’s Lover’s Penis

Sounds so scary. A French policeman has been charged with “a barbarous act of torture and mutilation” after he lopped off his wife’s lover’s genitals with a box cutter, Strasbourg prosecutors said on Monday. The 43-year-old father-of-five faces a maximum of 30 years in jail and is on suicide watch after handing himself in to [...]

French Polevaulter Runs Around Paris Naked

Good job by Romain Mesnil. What a way to attract new sponsor. As the economic crisis hits people from all walks of life, a French pole vaulting champion has done the obvious thing to highlight his quest for a new sponsorship deal – he ran naked through the streets of Paris, holding his pole aloft, [...]