Posts Tagged ‘horny’

The Horny Police Officer

Oct 8, 2008 Around the Word, Funny News, Stupid Stuffs

So, the 999 hotline is actually his “sexline”……

A police officer is facing jail after he admitting having sex with a woman he first met after attending a 999 call.

PC Gary Bayldon, 48, met up with Donna Cacutt for love making sessions while he was on duty and supposed to be working late shifts.

Kingston Crown Court heard how the officer, who was based on the Isle of Wight, regularly met up with Miss Cacutt to have sex between August 2003 and August 2004 when he was supposed to be working on late shifts.

He also admitted to visiting the same woman, who he first met attending a 999 call, and engaging in sexual activity with her whilst on late shifts between September 2004 and January 2005.

Police officer faces jail after having sex with a woman he met attending a 999 call

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Sex On Dubai Beach? Be Careful!

Jul 11, 2008 Around the Word, Funny News, Stupid Stuffs

This poor 30 year-old British girl, Michelle Palmer, faces 6 year jail term after caught having sex on Jumeirah Beach, in Dubai.

British woman faces six years for sex on Dubai beach

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World’s Top 10 Horniest Countries, Malaysia Ranked 7th

Jun 23, 2008 Gossips, Singapore

Seriously I don’t know this Top 10 Horniest Countries list was based on what, but somehow it looks rather similar to what Durex does regularly. The list goes like this:

1. Greece
2. Brazil
3. Russia
4. China
5. Poland
6. Italy
7. Malaysia
8. Spain
9. Switzerland
10. Mexico

Source: AskMen

No Japan, where AV industry is so so so established and churning in big bucks yearly. No US, the country regarded as the freest in the world. I am surprised that Malaysia’s standing in this list. Malaysia beats many strong countries and stands at 7th, really Malaysia Boleh! But where is Singapore? How can the first world country, Singapore lose out to the developing countries like Malaysia, China, or Mexico? How can? So many PRC, Indonesia, Thailand girls flocking into Singapore to earn big bucks, yet Singapore does not manage to make it to the list. What a disappointment!

By the way, the way the article talked about Malaysia is funny:

Malaysia
In public, this country definitely appears conservative. For example, there was a recent controversy over whether sex education should be taught in high school or not — not exactly sexually liberated. However, behind closed doors lies (pun totally intended) the real story: Malaysians are swinging from the bedposts, and loving every minute of it. Occasionally we’ll get a glimpse of it - like when Malaysia’s Minister of Health was forced to step down after his homemade sex tapes made the rounds in January of 2008.

Horny hangouts: In Kuala Lumpur, check out these bars and clubs for a straightforward party: Aloha, Poppy Bar or the Rum Jungle. To “choose your own adventure” visit the Beach Club where there’s a good chance a girl comes at a price, but she’ll be worth every penny.

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