Having Sex and Digging Nose
Jun 26, 2008 Fun
Son: Dad, why do girls feel so great when they are having sex?
Dad: It’s just like digging nose. Do you feel great when you are digging your nose?
Son: Then why guys always show that they are very uncomfortable when having sex?
Dad: Of course lah, when you are digging nose, it is your nose that feels great, not you finger.
Son: Then why do girls feel so bad when they were raped?
Dad: Son, do you feel good if one day when you are walking on the street, suddenly comes 1 person digging your nose directly? Would you feel great or bad?
Son: Why do girls not having sex when they are having menses?
Dad: Do you still dig your nose if your nose is bleeding?
Son: IC. Then why guys don’t like to use condoms?
Dad: Son, do you put on gloves when you dig your nose?
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Eat My Body, Drink My Blood
Jun 22, 2008 Around the Word, Fun
So please eat my body, drink my blood.
Letter to PM from Chin Chai One - PM, Please DON’T Help Us!
May 10, 2008 Fun, Ranting, Singapore, Stupid Stuffs
Just for laugh.
Quoted from HWZ CAL:
Dear Prime Minister,
We citizens of Singapore urge you to PLEASE MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
We DO NOT NEED your help. Every time, you mention HELP, we have to run for cover!!!
Help the poor? Raise GST!
Help traffic flow? Up ERP!
Help passenger service? Up Bus fare/MRT fare!
Help us get taxi? Raise taxi fare!
Help us get good government? Raise Minister and Civil servant salary!
Everytime YOU WANT TO HELP, we all PAY FOR IT!!!
THANK YOU THANK YOU…TOLONG LAH, please, we will HELP OURSELVES, no need your help liao.
We DARE NOT ask for help any more!!!
Sir, most honoured sir, I urge you NOT TO HELP Singapore INVEST also!
Everytime your wife invest, we all lose money! Kao liao, kum siah!
Just let us have a dose of bad governance, like recently the Mat Selamat case, like dat….so far, it is ok, your incompetence, we ACCEPT!
PLEASE DO NOT help us have better security! Wait we all kena PAY FOR IT!!
I believe ALL SINGAPOREANS PREFER NOT TO HAVE CRUTCH MENTALITY!
I think it is ok lah, please just take your salary and enjoy life ok?
Thank you thank you,
I am very Chin Chai One, any how any how, no need to help oso can one.
Yours sincerely,
Chin Chai One.
How? Are you chin cai one?
How much space does women need to park a car?
Apr 28, 2008 Fun
How much? Well, take a look at this.
But at least, she succeeded.
Real Madrid Gets Conned By Nicolas Cage Impostor
Mar 9, 2008 Around the Word, Celebrities, Funny News
I looked at the photo, or screencapture. The guy inside really did not look like Nicholas Cage to me. Do the guys in Real Madrid really know who Nicholas Cage is?
Besides the article below, I like THIS article also. And, the news from Guardian.
Taken from The Offside:
Real Madrid Gets Conned By Nicolas Cage Impostor
Posted By chris On March 8, 2008 @ 8:30 am In Champions League | 4 Comments
Wednesday’s Real Madrid - Roma Champions League clash was surely a marquee event. Two clubs which know how to bag goals ad nauseam fighting for continuing participation in club football’s greatest competition. There were surely some big names in the stands, but the one getting headlines is Nicolas Cage…because it wasn’t Nicolas Cage. Real Madrid only thought it was. (Yes, that’s the impostor.)
The lookalike, Italian television presenter Paolo Calabresi, watched Wednesday’s game from the directors’ viewing area at the Bernabeu and was taken into the team dressing room afterwards, Spanish sports daily Marca reported on Saturday.
He was even photographed being presented with a personalised Real shirt by club president Ramon Calderon.
I understand Nicolas is a Coppola and all (you know, like of the Francis Ford Godfather variety - that’s his uncle), but the accent didn’t throw them off? Or maybe Paolo is just fluent in Spanish and they assumed the same for Nicolas? Or maybe, because Nicolas is such a huge Hollywood star, they figured he doesn’t speak and took his grunts and orders? Regardless of how they screwed this up, somebody in the fact checking department or something needs to be canned. The guy looks nothing like Cameron Poe.
And let’s that jersey gets hung up somewhere real public. Just about sums up Ramon Calderon right there.
My favorite part, however, was this:
Calabresi organised the stunt by using the name of an agency in the United States that had recently arranged a similar meeting at the Bernabeu for another actor, Sylvester Stallone.
They’re letting Sly Stallone into these things now? Where the hell have our standards gone?
Tags: football, joke, Nicholas Cage, Real Madrid
