Some are really funny!
• 1) Dan Antopolski – “Hedgehogs – why can’t they just share the hedge?”
• 2) Paddy Lennox – “I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: ‘This could be interesting’.”
• 3) Sarah Millican – “I had my [...]
Merry Christmas to all Jialat dotCom readers!
A joke that I heard recently to share with you all:
A lecturer told the whole class that females normally take longer time to learn, master a skill, so it is best that females take up their driving licenses as early as possible, like at 18. Then they will have [...]
Son: Dad, why do girls feel so great when they are having sex?
Dad: It’s just like digging nose. Do you feel great when you are digging your nose?
Son: Then why guys always show that they are very uncomfortable when having sex?
Dad: Of course lah, when you are digging nose, it is your nose that feels [...]
So please eat my body, drink my blood.
Just for laugh.
Quoted from HWZ CAL:
Dear Prime Minister,
We citizens of Singapore urge you to PLEASE MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
We DO NOT NEED your help. Every time, you mention HELP, we have to run for cover!!!
Help the poor? Raise GST!
Help traffic flow? Up ERP!
Help passenger service? Up Bus fare/MRT fare!
Help us get taxi? Raise taxi fare!
Help [...]
How much? Well, take a look at this.
But at least, she succeeded.
I looked at the photo, or screencapture. The guy inside really did not look like Nicholas Cage to me. Do the guys in Real Madrid really know who Nicholas Cage is?
Besides the article below, I like THIS article also. And, the news from Guardian.
Taken from The Offside:
Real Madrid Gets Conned By Nicolas Cage Impostor
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