Fake C.Ronaldo Gets Free Sex
Oct 22, 2008 Celebrities, Funny News
Jaime Wright gets a job for impersonating Manchester United’s star player Christiano Ronaldo. And he gets free sex as well.
Maybe Alex Ferguson should hire him then try selling him to Real Madrid, since it is not the 1st time Real Madrid falls for such trick!
Crafty Jaime Wright regularly scores with girls - by pretending to be soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo.
It’s not too difficult because dark-haired Jaime, 21, is a professional lookalike of the 23-year-old Manchester United ace.
Jaime said: “I was in a club in Manchester and these three girls just came up and said ‘You are Ronaldo’. I didn’t say that I was and I didn’t say that I wasn’t. We went back to a hotel and had a great night.
“I tell them they are very beautiful in Portuguese and I sometimes put the accent on as well. But often girls don’t really think about it as they are so convinced I’m him by the way I look. When they ask me questions as if I am Ronaldo it is always easy things like ‘When did you come to Manchester?’ or ‘Were you there when David Beckham was there?’ “They also tell me what they want to do to me sexually.
“Some of the girls haven’t realised I am not the real deal until the next morning.
“I just say to them, ‘I’ve got something to tell you’. Luckily they always find it funny.”
Tags: Alex Ferguson, Christiano Ronaldo, Manchester United, sex, Soccer
Things I Learnt From Manchester United’s Road To Double Champions Season 07/08
May 23, 2008 Soccer
Manchester United won English Premier League and European Champions League this year. They did a double. However, many had written Manchester United off as early as October last year when they started the season terribly. They only managed 3 wins 2 draws 1 loss, 11 out of 18 points in their 1st 6 English Premier League games. What’s worse was that there was basically no fit striker to use, only managed 10 goals in from the 1st 12 games, average 0.83 goal. However, Manchester United is determined enough to go through the down period and they bounced back everytime after every defeat from then on. And they went from stronger to stronger! At the end of the season, they have 39 wins 11 draws and 7 loss out of 57 games played, scored 110 goals (average 1.9) and only let in 33 (average 0.6).
Tags: Champions League, English Premier League, Manchester United
Manchester United is the King of Europe!
May 22, 2008 Soccer
After Christiano Ronaldo headed in his 42nd goal of the season, Manchester United made it difficult for themselves by letting in a goal from Frank Lampard. After the goalless extra-time, Manchester United won the nerve-shredding penalty shoot out 6-5 over Chelsea. Ronaldo missed his, while John Terry and Nicholas Anelka missed for Chelsea. Manchester United made it double by winning EPL and Champion League championship.
Tags: Champion League, Chelsea, Christiano Ronaldo, Frank Lampard, John Terry, Manchester United, Nicholas Anelka, penalty
Man Utd 2:1 Arsenal, Is Adebayor going to RETIRE end of this season?
Apr 14, 2008 Around the Word, Soccer
Well well, I know that the season is not over yet. Mathematically, Arsenal still has a chance to be champion of English Premier League season 07/08. This is provided that Arsenal win all and Man Utd loses all the remaining matches. Also, they must pray that Chelsea loses all also.
Basically, it is not practical to think that Arsenal is still in the run. Now, it will be interesting to know, if Adebayor is going to retire end of season? Since he said that “if Arsenal don’t win title, he will quit“.
Adebayor, 23, told The Sun: ‘If we don’t win it, I will take my shirt off and call Arsene Wenger.
‘I’ll say ‘Boss, I want to stop playing football’ because I have a lot of ambition and part of my ambition is to win the title.’
It is good to “have dreams”, but it is very very bad to TALK BIG. You can dream big, but don’t TALK BIG, especially when you are just so small.
The Electric New Paper: Adebayor: If Gunners don’t win title, I’ll quit
Tags: Adebayor, Arsenal, English Premier League, Manchester United, Soccer
Christiano Ronaldo just can’t stop scoring!
Apr 2, 2008 Soccer
Just finished Roma vs Man Utd Champions League Q-final game 1, Roma home. The result is a good one, for Man Utd fans though. 2-0 for Man Utd! Ronaldo scored again, with a stunning, powerful header in the 1st half, while Rooney completed the job with another goal in the 2nd half.
Good job Devils!
Tags: Champions League, Christiano Ronaldo, Manchester United, Soccer, Wayne Rooney
Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape
Mar 21, 2008 Blogosphere, Celebrities, Gossips, Scandals, Stupid Stuffs
We had Kristin Davis sex tape on 19th, had Audrina Patridge sex tape yesterday. Today, we have Lindsay Lohan’s sex tape! The guy is Calum Best, son of the late Manchester United legend George Best. Life is never boring without this juices from Hollywood. So, who will be the lead actress tomorrow?
Taken from MTV:
Tags: Audrina Patridge, George Best, Hollywood, Kristin Davis, Lindsay Lohan, Manchester United, Scandals, sex tape
