Posts Tagged ‘penis’

Man Attacks Female Police Officer With Penis

He is brave.

Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.
Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined £600.
The court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not [...]

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Man Chops Off Own Penis At Hong Kong Airport

Dumbass……
Man chops off penis at Hong Kong airport

Millions Of Village Women In China Deprived Of Sex

It is estimated that roughly 47 millions of women in China rural areas are deprived of sex.
This is an article from China, 中国农村留守人口达8700万 留守妇女长期性压抑. And this is a translation from China Digital News:
At the moment, there are 87 million “remain villagers” (Liushou Renkou: meaning those villagers stayed in the rural areas while their [...]

Firefighters Cut Man’s Penis To Save Him

Poor man……
A man who went to casualty with his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder.
Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man’s penis out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused.
So they called [...]

Dwarf’s Penis Glued To Vacuum

Hmmm, I actually wanted to say something, but after reading the article, I am speechless……
A dwarf performing at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival was rushed to hospital after he glued his penis to a vacuum cleaner.
Daniel Blackner – who performs in the Circus of Horrors as Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf – said the incident happened [...]

Artificial Penis Grown In Lab

Good news for men?
Damaged human genitals could eventually be restored to full function after penis tissue has been successfully grown in the laboratory and implanted into animals.
Scientists in the United States have replaced the erectile tissue of rabbits with a cultured version grown from cells in a dish, restoring normal sexual function and allowing the [...]

Gigantic Penis

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Penis Stucked In Dumbbell

I just can’t believe it. Stupid!
QUICK-THINKING firefighters fired up a surgical saw to cut free a bodybuilder who got his WILLY stuck in a DUMBBELL.
The dopey US muscleman, aged in his 50s, thought he could make his member bigger by placing it through the hole of a dumbbell ring fastener.
But when the inch-thick piece of [...]

Wife And Mistresses Team Up, Glue Man’s Penis To Stomach

Serve him right!
It is, quite literally, a case of women sticking together and sticking up for each other.
A married man who went to a hotel for an illicit tryst was ambushed by four women who superglued his penis to his stomach, according to police.
The allegedly cheating husband went to a Wisconsin motel near the scenic [...]