Posts Tagged ‘penis’

Man Begs Surgeon To Undo Penis Enlargement Surgery

What’s the point having a super large penis but no girl to screw? Just one month after undergoing a penis enlargement surgery, a patient of a Moscow plastic surgery clinic has asked the doctors to restore the original size of his penis. In February the 40-years-old man, identified as Konstantin F., came to the clinic [...]

12 Worst Male Enhancement Commercials

This is the number 1 among all…… Read the rest of the 12……

Snake In Toilet Bites Man’s Penis/Balls

Scary isn’t it? TAIPEI (Reuters) – A Taiwanese man became a sitting target for a snake, which bit his penis as sat on the toilet at his rural home, local media reported on Monday. “As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up,” the China Times [...]

Fish Found In Boy’s Penis

How is it possible? A 2cm long fish apparently found it’s way into the penis of a 14-year-old boy from India in a bizarre medical case. The patient was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period. According to the boy, the fish slipped into his [...]

Son Cuts Off Father’s Penis

Never make any bet with drunk men, never ever. A man in the central Russian city of Tver has cut off his father’s penis after the two men had a drunken bet, the Tvernews web-site reports. The victim had the organ sewn back on by doctors, but it is not yet known if the operation [...]

Man’s Penis Bitten Off By Racoon

WTF, he wanna fuck a racoon? Serve him right…… 44 year old Alexander Kirilov attempted a depraved act of bestiality on a raccoon whilst drunk and pissed on booze. Kirilov was with some of his drunken comrades in Moscow when he spotted the coon and decided to rape it. Unfortunately for Kirilov the beast fought [...]

Quote, Just Quote!

Aren’t you amazed by the news article about “Man’s Penis Bitten Off By Secretary“. Of cause you are. To me, I am even amazed by how this whole piece of article goes around, from Singapore, to Malaysia, then back to Singapore. And in the end, people thought it happened in Malaysia. Look, this is the [...]

Man’s Penis Bitten Off By Secretary

To all horny boss, male human beings, do choose your location for “outdoor activities” wisely…… A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car. Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car [...]

Twins Conjoined By Penis

I bet you never heard of this pair of twins who are conjoined by penis before. Neither do I. But, this is fucking funny!

Man’s Penis Cut After Rejected Sex Rebuff

Women are scary species. A spurned woman plunged a knife into her ex-boyfriend’s penis after he spurned her efforts at reconciliation, a Lincoln court heard. Tatiana Bastos (28) pulled a six-inch knife from her handbag and attacked Ricardo Morais without warning while he was driving, Lincoln Crown Court heard. Caroline Bradley, prosecuting, said Bastos, of [...]