China Made Penis And Nipple Spreads Found Contaminated By Melamine
Oct 21, 2008 Funny News, Stupid Stuffs, Terrible Stuffs
A few China made “body spread” products, sold in sex shops, have been ordered by The British Food Standards Agency (FSA) to be removed from shelves because they have been found to be tainted with melamine. Terrible terrible terrible! Now even sex-pleasure-enhancing food also kena!
Chocolate-flavored body “spreads” sold in British sex shops are said to be tainted with the same poisonous chemical blamed for the deadly Chinese milk crisis, Reuters reported Monday.
The British Food Standards Agency (FSA) said the industrial chemical melamine has been found in Chinese-made “I Love You” sets, sold at Ann Summers sex shops.
The chemical was found in chocolate and strawberry “body pens” and chocolate-flavored body spreads.
“This is a first. We’ve never had to put out an alert before on ‘willy spread’ — chocolate-flavored or otherwise,” the FSA said on its Web site.
Poisonous Chemical Linked to Deadly Chinese Milk Crisis Found in Edible Sex ‘Spreads’
Sex shop body spreads tainted with China melamine
Killer chemical in sex toy food
Poison ‘in sex choccy’
Chocolate sex spread taken off shelves over chemical fears
Tags: Ann Summers sex shop, body spreads, British Food Standards Agency, chemical, chocolate, FSA, I Love You, melamine, nipple spread, penis spread, sex shop, sex toy, strawberry, UK
10 Sex Toys That Are Confusing and Wrong (NSFW)
Apr 12, 2008 Fun
This is so hilarious and darn funny! My colleagues and I just couldn’t stop laughing when we saw the “gadgets”. After discussion, we found that the “Oral-Sex-Head-Light” and “Oral-Sex-Snorkel” are more useful among the 10. My personal preference is the “Mooing-Cow-Thong“…… What’s yours?
What Did Beckham And Posh Buy From A Sex Shop?
Mar 14, 2008 Around the Word, Celebrities, Gossips
The list included leather braided cane, massage oil, personal lubricant, cyberskin vibrator, padded black collar/restraint. David Beckham may be a super hero on football field, but he is still human. Sometimes, extra help is still needed…
Taken from Entertainment Wise:
The Beckham’s Sex Store Shopping List
What did David and Victoria buy on a recent racy rampage?…
By: Harjeet Mander on Thursday 13th Mar 2008
The Beckham’s Sex Store Shopping List
David and Victoria Beckham supposedly visited a notorious sex shop in Hollywood earlier this week, and the usually boring couple stocked up on a whole heap of saucy goods.
The husband and wife reportedly pulled up to the Pleasure Chest sex store in their black SUV at around 11pm and had a browse through the illicit aisles.
“They were very sweet, holding hands, she in jeans and black sweater, he also in jeans and black boots,” a source tells Heatworld.
“David was even carrying a small shopping basket. Victoria was very vocal, cracking jokes constantly, though they seemed to know exactly what they wanted and after asking an assistant where various items were kept, they grabbed what they came for.”
Apparently, here are the items that Posh and Becks left with.
A leather braided cane
Massage oil
Personal lubricant
A Cyberskin vibrator
A padded black collar/restraintVictoria recently stated she is repulsed by men in tight trousers showing their bulge. Let’s hope the contents of David’s baggy jeans didn’t disappoint.
Tags: David Beckham, sex, sex toy, US, vibrator, Victoria Posh
