Posts Tagged ‘woman’

5 Full Days In Front Of Mirror

Women, in the name of being pretty. For those men wondering why do their partners take so long to come out of the bathroom, it must be no secret they’re making themselves pretty. A new survey shows a woman spends 5 days a year doing precisely that. Cosmetic giant QVC Beauty conducted a survey among [...]

Woman Made Police Report Because Daughter Performed Better Blowjob

I am not sure if this is even real. A woman called the police early Saturday morning during an argument with her husband after he claimed that the woman’s daughter performed oral sex on him, and the daughter was better at it.

Fierce Singapore Woman Hit Man’s Private Part

This is fierce. She just slammed her heel on his private part and face! Poor man.

Squirrel In Woman’s Cleavage

Best part is that it happened in a police station where the woman was interviewed by police. Oh yeah, she’s got rather huge cleavage. Squirrel in tank top!

[Video] Polar Bear Attacks Woman

She was thought to be mentally disturbed…… Manday K is fortunate to be alive, unlike the white tiger case happened in Singapore Zoo. The 32-year-old, named in local press reports as Mandy K, suffered serious bite injuries to her arms and legs after the animal grabbed hold of her, but keepers who rushed to the [...]

How To Translate Women’s Personal Ad

This is hilarious! Any male version? 40-ish…………………………49 Adventurous…………………Slept with all your friends Athletic……………………….No boobs Average looking……………..Ugly Beautiful………………………Pathological liar Contagious Smile…………….Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure…………..On medication Feminist……………………….Fat Free spirit……………………..Junkie Friendship first……………….Former slut Fun…………………………….Annoying Gentle…………………………Dull New Age………………………Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded…………………Desperate Outgoing………………………Loud and Embarrassing Passionate……………………Sloppy drunk Poet……………………………Depressive Professional…………………..Bitch Romantic………………………Frigid Voluptuous……………………Very Fat Large frame…………………..Hugely [...]